My friends ran into Jon Jones at the airport

[Royalty]

They talked to Jon Jones for 30 minutes. They said that he was totally cool, and Jon even initiated a good portion of the conversation. Jon asked them if they were hungry and he even offered my friends some of the food that he was eating.

[the trainer]

They talked to Jon Jones for 30 minutes. They said that he was totally cool, and Jon even initiated a good portion of the conversation. Jon asked them if they were hungry and he even offered my friends some of the food that he was eating.

I ran into scarlett johansson at the airport myself, such a cool chick we chat for a bit she ask me what I was up to, said I was going to have a drink we sat at the bar played footsie for a bit then we went back to my room and I fucked her doggystyle while pulling her hair and screaming lightweight.

[Big Chiro Flex]

Yeah me and chuck lidell bumped into each other at the airport, he bought us a milkshake that we shared with 2 straws, great guy.

[Royalty]

Yeah me and chuck lidell bumped into each other at the airport, he bought us a milkshake that we shared with 2 straws, great guy.

HaHa


For the record: my friends didn't accept any of Jon's food. But it says a lot that Jon asked them if they were hungry

[ChopperRider]

I ran into scarlett johansson at the airport myself, such a cool chick we chat for a bit she ask me what I was up to, said I was going to have a drink we sat at the bar played footsie for a bit then we went back to my room and I fucked her doggystyle while pulling her hair and screaming lightweight.

By "Scarlett Johansson" you mean "Neil Patrick Harris".....correct?

Nobnibbler.

[dustin]

I saw Kanye at the Vancouver airport at like 5am. I wondered who was the tiny little Kanye-looking mental midget storming around like a bitch. Lo and behold, it was Kanye. He can't be more than 5' tall.

[Nails]

jon jones who? Tell us more about your friends?

[Simple Simon]

Hey, guess who I bumped into in the opticians today?










Everybody.

[Papper]

I only know onlyme once sat to Jonesy from the police academy at a charity concert

[Nails]

My Uncles, brothers, cousins, neighbors , dog walkers , liquor store owner ran into ferigno the other day and paid him $20 for this doozy

[240 is Back]

I ran into DJ Qualls at a bus stop, actually.

We talked for about 3 minutes.  I accused him of being a cop.  I made fun of two nearby vans, believing they were actually undercover police vehicles.  Then I sold him a teenth.  Then dude pulled a gun on me and arrested me!  Totally sucked.

[Simple Simon]

I once met George Michael at a McDonalds in Hammersmith, I followed him into the toilets and grabbed his cock, he shouted at me and stormed out, maybe he isnt gay after all. 

[Rambone]

Ran into Dick Clark at the airport while I was in France. Then he died 12 years later. True story.

[basil]

They talked to Jon Jones for 30 minutes. They said that he was totally cool, and Jon even initiated a good portion of the conversation. Jon asked them if they were hungry and he even offered my friends some of the food that he was eating.

Bro code translation: "You dipshits, can't you see I'm trying to eat!  Leave me the fcuk alone!"

[Yanin]

I ran Into pj brauns chick Celeste in a club before they were together, it was afterhours so she was drunk. A friend of mine was making out with her friend and needed a wingman. I felt intimidated at 1st being that she's a celeb. Long story short I boned her all night and morning she even took me to my car after.

[Yanin]

Bro code translation: "You dipshits, can't you see I'm trying to eat!  Leave me the fcuk alone!"

Lol jones-"so yea bro would you like some half eaten lettuce or croutons in limiting my carb intake and won't touch them"

[JasonH]

I shared a lift with Amir Khan and his dad in the Planet Hollywood Hotel in Las Vegas. At first I didn't recognise him as I got in the lift and wondered, "Why is this skinny little Asian dude wearing a diamond-encrusted Rolex?", then I realised who it was.

[Yanin]

Amir khan skinny Asian? I call bs

[Man of Steel]

Ran into OJ Simpson in a Dallas hotel when I was 11.....this was pre-murderer OJ.

[Nails]

i ran into Tim Brown at a tuxedo rental place at the South Bay Galleria , mother fucker acted like he didnt even know his name , i now he heard me me and my friends where the only ones there when he walked a foot away from us and i called out his name

[Wez]

I ran into Kris Kristofferson in O'Hare in 1981 and he was drunk so I had a drink with him. True story.

[Nails]

i once ran into boxer Fernando Vargez 3 months before his fight with oscar de la hoya, he was with his crew walking down Universal City Walk , and i recognized him told my girl who he was and she was like can i take with him i said ok, I think he put his finger in her asshole while i snapped the pic, but i couldnt tell and my girl was a whore so who knows,  funny after the pics a few people asked WHO IS HE i was like the boxer fighting de la hoya in a few months , next thing you knew everyone one was around him wanting pics, funny how that fame shit works   

[Darren Avey]

I saw Lionel Ritchie walking along a street in central London last year, I wound my car window down and shouted "Helllllllooooooooooooooo ooooooooo!"

[Man of Steel]

I met Ric Flair in a Denver airport.  He was gettin his shoes shinned waiting for his flight.   Very cool.  Whooooooooh!

[Nails]

I once ran into Steven A Smith walking down Staple Center, i said YO STEVEN A! he pointed back with a slick rick type look , said what up guy