Author Topic: Most Superior Undies ever made... (Read 5163 times)

Alpine · « **on:** May 08, 2014, 01:48:03 PM »

Check out the second skin ones. Also, see the fly. Amazin balls. Use my refer link for $20 off first order and free shipping.

http://www.tommyjohnwear.com - refer URL below is legit

http://tommyjo.hn/r/935261

Simple Simon · « **Reply #1 on:** May 08, 2014, 01:49:23 PM »

240 is Back · « **Reply #2 on:** May 08, 2014, 01:54:05 PM »

I've always wondered why balls don't receive the same respect & reverence in society that boobs to.

If a woman walks into a bar with her rack hanging out, she gets free drinks and everyone kisses her ass all night.
If a dude walks into a bar with his sack falling out of his tennis shorts, nobody wants to sit near him. What gives?

Rambone · « **Reply #3 on:** May 08, 2014, 02:19:06 PM »

Wider than.....

Lustral · « **Reply #4 on:** May 08, 2014, 03:00:10 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on May 08, 2014, 01:54:05 PM

I've always wondered why balls don't receive the same respect & reverence in society that boobs to.

If a woman walks into a bar with her rack hanging out, she gets free drinks and everyone kisses her ass all night.
If a dude walks into a bar with his sack falling out of his tennis shorts, nobody wants to sit near him. What gives?

Good thing the focus isn't on ball size or most of us would be fucked.

the trainer · « **Reply #5 on:** May 08, 2014, 03:03:02 PM »

For the fashion conscious getbigger.

Wez · « **Reply #6 on:** May 08, 2014, 03:04:59 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on May 08, 2014, 01:54:05 PM

I've always wondered why balls don't receive the same respect & reverence in society that boobs to.

If a woman walks into a bar with her rack hanging out, she gets free drinks and everyone kisses her ass all night.
If a dude walks into a bar with his sack falling out of his tennis shorts, nobody wants to sit near him. What gives?

Breasts= pretty
Balls= sad and pathetic

Icelord · « **Reply #7 on:** May 08, 2014, 03:05:03 PM »

el numero uno · « **Reply #8 on:** May 08, 2014, 03:05:10 PM »

Quote from: Simple Simon on May 08, 2014, 01:49:23 PM

I thought you said you were gay

Powerlift66 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 08, 2014, 03:13:32 PM »

"The Ghey" of peace...

Alpine · « **Reply #10 on:** May 09, 2014, 01:39:29 PM »

Interesting follow up to this ~~social experiment~~ post. Not a single one of you WWE watching meathead jobless fucks were interested in such fine undergarments. Not really all that surprising. Not a single person in almost 400 views used that link here.

However, I sent a refer email to two friends (one an atty himself and one who works for Goldman) and both decided to check out the second skins. What's that say about your average Getbigger's discretionary income and/or taste? I think it speaks volumes. When you're a sweaty factory laborer who eats cold cans of ravioli while watching wrasslin every night, you cant be spending $30 for a pair of metrosexual blue undies. I tried getbig, I tried.

funk51 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 09, 2014, 01:50:10 PM »

a pair of gucci's go for 300 dollars on the discount rack. seems a shame to track them all up.

Nails · « **Reply #12 on:** May 09, 2014, 01:52:27 PM »

whats their stain resistance properties regarding wet farts

Simple Simon · « **Reply #13 on:** May 09, 2014, 01:54:48 PM »

Quote from: el numero uno on May 08, 2014, 03:05:10 PM

I thought you said you were gay

I say a lot of things on here.

Alpine · « **Reply #14 on:** May 09, 2014, 01:57:10 PM »

Quote from: Nails on May 09, 2014, 01:52:27 PM

whats their stain resistance properties regarding wet farts

Moisture wicking technology, brodeo. It's like you never sharted in the first place. If you go with color black, you can literally shit yourself and go about your day as normal.

Do I really need to sell these? Look at the fucking HORIZONTAL FLY getbig! ITS GENIUS. It's like the hand of god reaching in and pulling your cock out for you almost.

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Underwear FAQs

YES! Tommy John has found that men who have a dress shirt tucked in, wear a belt, and have a zipper opening on their pants; prefer to unzip and go “through the door” INSTEAD of untucking everything. The “Quick Draw” fly allows you to stay totally tucked in with no garment adjustments necessary! The Quick Draw fly has also been known to reduce “drip rates” by up to 50%.

Again, I realize this doesn't appeal to a lot of you because you dont have to wear dress shirts at JiffyLube.

Lustral · « **Reply #15 on:** May 09, 2014, 03:47:29 PM »

Is this guy a known troll or just a fucking retard?

GB is for mature men, most of us have gf's or wives, we also don't wear our jeans halfway down our asses to display labels. If you were in my presence right now I'd beat you to a pulp.

bradistani · « **Reply #16 on:** May 09, 2014, 03:50:57 PM »

Quote from: Lustral on May 09, 2014, 03:47:29 PM

Is this guy a known troll or just a fucking retard?

GB is for mature men, most of us have gf's or wives, we also don't wear our jeans halfway down our asses to display labels. If you were in my presence right now I'd beat you to a pulp.

BY 'BEAT' YOu really mean 'love'.. right ?