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Roger Bacon

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Eskimos
« on: May 08, 2014, 09:02:03 PM »
How do Eskimos get along with ZERO fiber?

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Re: Eskimos
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2014, 09:03:30 PM »
Supposedly they've been pure keto since day one, living off fish and seal blubber.

So yeah, I'm stumped. Unless they eat grass off the tundra.
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Re: Eskimos
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2014, 09:05:33 PM »
Quote from: Icelord on May 08, 2014, 09:03:30 PM
So yeah, I'm stumped. Unless they eat grass off the tundra.

haha.... My goal in starting this thread was to stump you....  :D
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Re: Eskimos
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2014, 09:12:34 PM »
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Re: Eskimos
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2014, 09:15:13 PM »
I think they can grow veggies in the summer. 24 hrs of sun grows big plants.
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Re: Eskimos
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2014, 09:16:56 PM »
how do they interact with hot eskimo girls, in a land without corn?
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Roger Bacon

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Re: Eskimos
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2014, 09:20:47 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on May 08, 2014, 09:16:56 PM
how do they interact with hot eskimo girls, in a land without corn?

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Re: Eskimos
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2014, 09:24:35 PM »
Why wouldn't you just start walking south until all your shit wasn't frozen anymore?  Srsly who would decide ya this is where we're gonna live?  They're morons!!
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Re: Eskimos
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2014, 09:25:41 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on May 08, 2014, 09:24:35 PM
Why wouldn't you just start walking south until all your shit wasn't frozen anymore?  Srsly who would decide ya this is where we're gonna live?  They're morons!!
They've been living off government-subsided housing since the 1960s. Real eskimos don't exist anymore in the wild. They even have supermarkets in their bumfuck territories now.
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Re: Eskimos
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2014, 09:29:28 PM »
Since the arrival of europeans the native man has struggled with metamucil addiction.
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Re: Eskimos
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2014, 09:30:09 PM »
Come down to the lower 48 and they catch a cold...
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Roger Bacon

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Re: Eskimos
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2014, 09:30:13 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on May 08, 2014, 09:29:28 PM
Since the arrival of europeans the native man has struggled with metamucil addiction.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Eskimos
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2014, 09:49:31 PM »
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Re: Eskimos
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2014, 10:42:10 PM »
Yes , Eskimo pussy is very cold
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Re: Eskimos
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2014, 11:31:06 PM »
So much shit info in here. Lemme break it down. But first my background in dealing with such matters: none. Ok now that that's putt the way, I'll tell you that the Athapaskan (Eskimo is a derogatory term) are a kind people. They live on almost 100% meat and fat. They have a life expectancy in the 40s and all look like whale fried dog shit. They are thieves  and drink Shizzo levels of dark liquor. Suicide rate is high and alcohohim is through the roof.

Banged the shot of an Alaskan (not native) had the smoothest beav I'd ever seen. I mean CDC sealed smooth. It was a think of beauty
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Re: Eskimos
« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2014, 11:52:29 PM »
Quote from: airosol on May 08, 2014, 11:31:06 PM
But first my background in dealing with such matters: none. Ok

hahahahahha

That's fucking awesome!!! So typical of getbig  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Eskimos
« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2014, 11:54:13 PM »
Quote from: Knooger on May 08, 2014, 09:49:31 PM


lol

All getbiggers at like 00:58 when they're doing the "this is my rifle, this is my gun" march.  ;D
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