2014 New York Pro - Getbig's own Lobstah competing

[Lobstah]

how about....let them look however they want to look. Maybe their goal isn't to be sexually appealing to you, and it's to build their bodies to look a certain way. BBing is hardly about looking sexually appealing to women, after all.

PREEEEEACH

Looking great Lobs, love the silky smooth skin!

A little cocoa butter goes a long way haha

[anabolichalo]

how about....let them look however they want to look. Maybe their goal isn't to be sexually appealing to you, and it's to build their bodies to look a certain way. BBing is hardly about looking sexually appealing to women, after all.


@Lobstah: Your shoulders:waist is great! And smooth silky skin 

who are you kidding?


i bodybuild to dazzle the girls with juicy muscles

[Rascal full]

Lobby has the sort of body that could dance on your cock and you wouldn't even have to move to cum. A rare achievement in athletics. 

[the trainer]

Alright you guys, this is the only preview I'm doing. Not because I'm so self-absorbed and ridiculous that I think I need to keep my body a secret, but rather because this is the thing I am most excited about:
This is the smallest my waist has ever been and the widest my back has ever looked. I imagine it will look better once I start cutting water. Wooo,  progress!

Lobstah is burning up getbig our computers are overheating.

[Icelord]

Lobstah is burning up getbig our computers are overheating.

That's just the steaming rising from the semen stains caked in the old wall-to-wall carpeting under your keyboard.

[Lobstah]

If I get top five, I'll post a picture of my butt.
[I've essentially just said that if hell freezes over, I'll ski with the devil]

[Big Chiro Flex]

If I get top five, I'll post a picture of my butt.
[I've essentially just said that if hell freezes over, I'll ski with the devil]

Whole butt or hole (of) butt?

[Lobstah]

Whole butt or hole (of) butt?

I would never post a picture of my butthole anywhere, on or off the internet.
Ever.

[anabolichalo]

in b4 the webmaster leans on the head judge

[Big Chiro Flex]

I would never post a picture of my butthole anywhere, on or off the internet.
Ever.

 Me neither.

[DroppingPlates]

If I get top five, I'll post a picture of my butt.
[I've essentially just said that if hell freezes over, I'll ski with the devil]

Make sure it's made from the right angle.

(Ron: please talk with the judges)

[ChopperRider]

I would never post a picture of my butthole anywhere, on or off the internet.
Ever.

I'm typing one handed already......if ya catch my drift.   

[Lobstah]

Me neither.

you would never post a pic of my butthole on the internet either?  That is SO SWEET, check your inbox.
::swolemates::

[dyslexic]

OUT OF BOUNDS!

That...

could have never been posted and not a person in the world would miss it...

or, maybe some here are relating?

Shit.Shit.Shit.

[dyslexic]

THANKS! I do take particularly good care of my skin.

Just a slight touch of butt crack and I bet these guys would be busy for months....


Test levels running high in these threads.

[TEH boob]

I'm typing one handed already......if ya catch my drift.   

Ohhh no! Why one handed? Oh dear, did you get in a car accident or something? 












 

[chaos]

I'm typing one handed already......if ya catch my drift.   

You're rubbing your clit with the other one?

[visualizeperfection]

If I get top five, I'll post a picture of my butt.
[I've essentially just said that if hell freezes over, I'll ski with the devil]

by your rationale, if you get first PTPS

[ChopperRider]

You're rubbing your clit with the other one?

I never really understand subnormal, blue-collar wit? It begs the question - why bother?

You just end up reinforcing the perception that you're an idiot, and my post acts as the equivalent of me fisting your Mom, wife, and sisters in an order that would surprise even you (ass, mouth, vag).

[Lobstah]

by your rationale, if you get first PTPS

Oh my god I was TOTALLY just thinking...
no.
nope.
never.
Also, megalolz at the prospect of me winning. Do you know who I am? (answer: nobody. not winning.) Also, have you seen Gen Strobo? My money is on her. She's pretty close to perfect, and Candice Keene (who won last year) is not doing it.

[Icelord]

Oh my god I was TOTALLY just thinking...
no.
nope.
never.
Also, megalolz at the prospect of me winning. Do you know who I am? (answer: nobody. not winning.) Also, have you seen Gen Strobo? My money is on her. She's pretty close to perfect, and Candice Keene (who won last year) is not doing it.

Top 5 at least.

[visualizeperfection]

Oh my god I was TOTALLY just thinking about how great of an idea that is! If I come in first I will indeed PTPS!

fixed

[Icelord]

I'm typing one handed already......if ya catch my drift.   

[Parker]

I'm typing one handed already......if ya catch my drift.  

http://www.godiva.com/gourmet-chocolate-covered-strawberries-assortment/10256.html

[Lobstah]

Top 5 at least.

Doubt it.

I think this chick will win. She's pretty amazing



Then we've got Andrea Cantone, Heather Dees, Laurie Green, Camala Rodriguez, and I think Rinnah Schmid will do well too.
If I get top ten, it'll be a blessing. Five? Not likely.