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« on: May 11, 2014, 06:36:24 AM »
Why r the guys at the airport who check your ID so gangsta?  This am I got my ID checked by a fat balding 20 something Asian who looked like a Chinese version of the pillsbury dough man, a real cha sui bao if u will. He acted like he was the fn gustapo. I say u can check someones ID n be courteous too.
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Re: TSA
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2014, 06:52:23 AM »
Quote from: Slik on May 11, 2014, 06:36:24 AM
Why r the guys at the airport who check your ID so gangsta?  This am I got my ID checked by a fat balding 20 something Asian who looked like a Chinese version of the pillsbury dough man, a real cha sui bao if u will. He acted like he was the fn gustapo. I say u can check someones ID n be courteous too.
If you talk like you write then maybe he had a point.
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2014, 06:52:49 AM »
probably getting revenge for years of abuse. i was at a casino last night, sitting in a food area to take a break from donating, i was nursing a smoothie  a bunch of orientals  were sitting at the tables around us. a black woman started pounding on one of the tables for the orientals to buy something or move. which they all did[move that is]. hearing this we got up to move the black woman smiling said i didn't mean for you to move we have to chase the orientals out from time to time. :o :o :o
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2014, 06:53:52 AM »
I'm surprised you found a tsa agent who wasn't black.
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2014, 07:12:03 AM »
Quote from: funk51 on May 11, 2014, 06:52:49 AM
probably getting revenge for years of abuse. i was at a casino last night, sitting in a food area to take a break from donating, i was nursing a smoothie  a bunch of orientals  were sitting at the tables around us. a black woman started pounding on one of the tables for the orientals to buy something or move. which they all did[move that is]. hearing this we got up to move the black woman smiling said i didn't mean for you to move we have to chase the orientals out from time to time. :o :o :o
haha. I'm Asian Hungarian. Maybe this TSA guy was mad cuz he was sitting next to a black female TSA agent.
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2014, 07:13:37 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2014, 07:48:36 AM »
It's all deliberate.  Most TSA workers are scrubs with very low IQ's... and that is exactly how the government wants it.  They take/follow their orders without question.  People who have these jobs do exactly what they are told to keep that paycheck coming.  Also, they fantasize of having to work only 20 years so they can retire with a government pension.  They're in for a big surprise.
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2014, 09:16:40 AM »
Government Affirmative action hiring policies always result in cheery, pleasant employees with a real drive to serve the public. Definitely the kind of people you can trust to touch your wife and kids and go through your luggage.



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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2014, 09:56:38 AM »
TSA employees are most people who cannot become police officers or other people in positions of authority. They settle for the bottom of the barrel.
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2014, 09:58:41 AM »
I fly twice a month because of my job..
tsa officers are a bunch pricks
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2014, 09:59:43 AM »
Quote from: Simple Simon on May 11, 2014, 06:52:23 AM
If you talk like you write then maybe he had a point.

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Re: TSA
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2014, 10:12:41 AM »
Quote from: gmflex on May 11, 2014, 09:58:41 AM
I fly twice a month because of my job..
tsa officers are a bunch pricks
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They are among the scholarly elite

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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2014, 11:36:57 AM »
TSA = too dumb for CBP which = too dumb for local law enforcement which = too dumb for federal agencies and so on.

They're pitbulls in blue shirts.
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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2014, 03:52:26 PM »
I had a friend who worked for TSA. It looked like he made some good money and had tons of time off. He left because he couldn't get promoted unless he changed his skin color. Typical government.
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« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2014, 03:55:50 PM »
Quote from: Icelord on May 11, 2014, 11:36:57 AM
TSA = too dumb for CBP which = too dumb for local law enforcement which = too dumb for federal agencies and so on.

They're pitbulls in blue shirts.

According to their web site they make a little bit less then a cop. Don't get shot at and stand around all day. CBP sucks balls. sweat your ass off and get bit by snakes. Arrest the same illegals over and over.

Most of them are too fucking fat to do a pushup to go anywhere else.
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« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2014, 04:00:08 PM »
Quote from: kh300 on May 11, 2014, 03:55:50 PM
According to their web site they make a little bit less then a cop. Don't get shot at and stand around all day. CBP sucks balls. sweat your ass off and get bit by snakes. Arrest the same illegals over and over.

Most of them are too fucking fat to do a pushup to go anywhere else.
Actually you're mixing up CBP with Border Patrol. CBP wear blue uniforms and only work in ports, border checkpoints, and airports. They're the next level of law enforcement above TSA and have federal powers that local cops don't have.
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« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2014, 04:03:21 PM »
Quote from: Mawse on May 11, 2014, 09:16:40 AM
Government Affirmative action hiring policies always result in cheery, pleasant employees with a real drive to serve the public. Definitely the kind of people you can trust to touch your wife and kids and go through your luggage.





Haha yes
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« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2014, 05:05:41 PM »
Is it necessary to have the TSA dude blocking you as you come out of the xray booth.  Such a stupid show of force.  Like someone is going to take off running after their scan. 
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« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2014, 05:28:02 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on May 11, 2014, 10:12:41 AM


They are among the scholarly elite



Would never trust someone who holds a pencil that high up. Retard.

"I'M ON THIS QUESTION NOW,... AM I A TERRORIST.... YES LOL"
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« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2014, 05:29:33 PM »
Quote from: Lustral on May 11, 2014, 05:28:02 PM
Would never trust someone who holds a pencil that high up. Retard.

"I'M ON THIS QUESTION NOW,... AM I A TERRORIST.... YES LOL"
She's doing a typically female proofreading exercise by underlining each word with the tip of the pencil in order not to skip a word. They're so insecure about making a mistake it's mildly amusing.
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« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2014, 05:31:52 PM »
Quote from: Icelord on May 11, 2014, 05:29:33 PM
She's doing a typically female proofreading exercise by underline each word with the tip of the pencil in order not to skip a word. They're so insecure about making a mistake it's mildly amusing.

Mildly amusing but amazingly retarded. Pretty sure my gf is packing her shit away and I'm in for a timeout.  Maybe I should pay attention to that....
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« Reply #21 on: May 11, 2014, 05:33:10 PM »
Quote from: Lustral on May 11, 2014, 05:31:52 PM
Mildly amusing but amazingly retarded. Pretty sure my gf is packing her shit away and I'm in for a timeout.  Maybe I should pay attention to that....
Never chase after a woman who's trying to give you an ultimatum or generally acting unreasonable. Let them go. If they want back, they'll have to apologize and make up for it. But their egos won't let them so it's time to find a new hole to fill.
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« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2014, 05:55:38 PM »
Quote from: Icelord on May 11, 2014, 05:33:10 PM
Never chase after a woman who's trying to give you an ultimatum or generally acting unreasonable. Let them go. If they want back, they'll have to apologize and make up for it. But their egos won't let them so it's time to find a new hole to fill.

I'm on getbig. Do I look like I'm chasing?  ;D

I know what's going through her head...

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« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2014, 05:58:44 PM »
Quote from: Lustral on May 11, 2014, 05:55:38 PM
I'm on getbig. Do I look like I'm chasing?  ;D

I know what's going through her head...


Appropriate lyrics here too
also, BBing related (cardio music)
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« Reply #24 on: May 11, 2014, 06:03:09 PM »
Funny you post 4 strings, this used to always play in my old gym:



Good track the first 47 times...

I love my ambient music when down.... this is from Felix Baumgartner vid

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