Playing tennis

[Simple Simon]

You idiot. Even old and beat up, completely out of shape I paired with a top 600 player against a pair or 800-1000 in the world and beat them easily. You think you can play with these guys if you are a hack? you are either desperate to get a raise out of me of completely clueless about sports in general. Stick to being butt hurt.

Sev, get fucking real, at your best you couldnt win a fucking match, your last 3 matches you won 4 fucking games and that was against mediocre opposition.
You were not in the top 20,000 players in the world.
Stop pretending you were something you were not, and as for me, I have hit about 20 tennis balls in my fucking life.

Post your professional record here lets all have a fucking laugh.

[dr.chimps]

Sev, get fucking real, at your best you couldnt win a fucking match, your last 3 matches you won 4 fucking games and that was against mediocre opposition.
You were not in the top 20,000 players in the world.
Stop pretending you were something you were not, and as for me, I have hit about 20 tennis balls in my fucking life.

Post your professional record here lets all have a fucking laugh.

Maybe reptilian recognition powers don't help your baseline game.

[polychronopolous]

Maybe reptilian recognition powers don't help your baseline game.

 

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Sev any video's of you playing tennis? Weren't you a pro or semi pro at one time?

[Icelord]

There guys play tennis.

[Simple Simon]

Sev any video's of you playing tennis? Weren't you a pro or semi pro at one time?

He was out of work and played Tennis if that counts as a pro being it the source of his income.

How much cash did you win during your "pro" career Sev?

[Cleanest Natural]

haha butthurtjeff doing his best to get "a raise" out of me

the only "raise" he managed to elicit was from old schmoes when he posed butt naked in a gstring 

[Simple Simon]

simple simon owning Sevs mind in this thread.   

PS 'Getting a rise out of you' is initiating an insult from you because you have no comebacks to the fact you were a mediocre tennis player who couldnt win a match 13 years ago who now thinks he could destroy the Womens world No 1.

[Cleanest Natural]

simple simon owning Sevs mind in this thread.   

PS 'Getting a rise out of you' is initiating an insult from you because you have no comebacks to the fact you were a mediocre tennis player who couldnt win a match 13 years ago who now thinks he could destroy the Womens world No 1.

haha

posting about yourself in 3rd person complete with your own conclusion about your own attempts .. you are like the guy who races by himself on the track and ends up in second place.. or like a footballer who catches his own pitches. You 50 yo butt naked fairy 

[anabolichalo]

when is sev going to destroy simeon panda

that's what i want to see


i'm rooting for sev, i think he can do it

[Simple Simon]

haha

posting about yourself in 3rd person complete with your own conclusion about your own attempts .. you are like the guy who races by himself on the track and ends up in second place.. or like a footballer who catches his own pitches. You 50 yo butt naked fairy 

And you sir are the guy who is doing everything humanly possible to avoid posting his "professional" tennis stats.
As for the naked fairy, its you who has my image saved on his PC 

Come on Sev, at least do the decent thing and let everyone know how good of a player you really where.

PS, do you really think the guys you played with last week were trying their best   

[tom joad]

Serena Williams is currently advancing along at the Italian Open ... a nice little tune up for her match with Sev.

[Cleanest Natural]

Sev any video's of you playing tennis? Weren't you a pro or semi pro at one time?

check the initial post.. there is a link with a short video from doubles last weekend

[Simple Simon]

check the initial post.. there is a link with a short video from doubles last weekend

No there isnt, you deleted it.

care to post your pro stats while you are here?

[Palpatine Q]

Sev is the best athlete on Getbig.

[Cleanest Natural]

No I did not you idiot .. check my second post in the thread or so

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152219486708645&set=vb.611878644&type=2&theater

[Simple Simon]

Sev is the best athlete on Getbig.

Hardly an achievement.

[Simple Simon]

No I did not you idiot .. check my second post in the thread or so

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152219486708645&set=vb.611878644&type=2&theater

Do you know what "initial" means?

[CT_Muscle]

haha

posting about yourself in 3rd person complete with your own conclusion about your own attempts .. you are like the guy who races by himself on the track and ends up in second place.. or like a footballer who catches his own pitches. You 50 yo butt naked fairy 

You mean like this kid 

[King Shizzo]

Sev is the best athlete on Getbig.

Not a chance in hell. I bet there are ex college (Div 1) , and a few professionals that read/post here.

Just like there are probably a few hollywood celebs on here.

Remember this: There is always someone more successful, better looking, smarter, and more athletic than you.  Even on Getbig.

[Simple Simon]

Not a chance in hell. I bet there are ex college (Div 1) , and a few professionals that read/post here.

Just like there are probably a few hollywood celebs on here.

Remember this: There is never someone more drunk, uglier, dumber, and less athletic than me.  Even on Getbig.

fixed

[bigmc]

im drunk.

fixed

[King Shizzo]

 

[Simple Simon]

Hic.....barrrrp....

[Simple Simon]