Sean Allen - Why didn't he make it in pro bodybuilding?

[ChopperRider]

I didn't say I was wrapping them around her ass. 

Someone should tell Rosie O'Donnell that pink isn't her color.

[AbrahamG]

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On the 7th day God created Shit Bukake.

[phreak]

I want to hold this in my arms and breathe heavily on its neck.

Dude, settle down. It's just an iphone.

[Parker]

Come to think of it, the average bouncer at the upper-end nightclubs I went to would dwarf the IFBB pros people post here. Branch or Phil or Jay would never be hired as bouncers...way too short.

I've seen some short dudes working the door, 5'4-5'8. With Phil it would be his arms, with Jay, his width...in a black shirt at night, he'd look as wide as the door.

[Costanza]

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[dyslexic]

punchable face of peace

OMG!


Some of you fucks are damn hilarious... I can't stop laughing.


Thanks for that ~

[polychronopolous]

Crafty old bastard.

Trying to sneak in a quick stroke when Sean isn't looking.

[Icelord]

I've seen some short dudes working the door, 5'4-5'8. With Phil it would be his arms, with Jay, his width...in a black shirt at night, he'd look as wide as the door.

The idea is to intimidate with stature, though. Short super-wide juicebags aren't intimidating. Even girls in heels tower over them. It's kind of cute.

[el numero uno]

Crafty old bastard.

Trying to sneak in a quick stroke when Sean isn't looking.

[MCWAY]

Not a bad point but he probably felt excluded from the "club" of the IFBB and resented it because he was so much bigger than the guys who 'made it.' In the '90s-early 00s, it was cool to have a Pro card.

Now he probably feels relieved he never went down that road. It's a dead end for anyone who isn't Phil or Wolf or Kai, or Jay/Ronnie.

I believe he did win a pro card, winning the Masters Superheavyweight division at the 2011 North American. Unfortunately, he tore his pec and looks like Toney Freeman (minus the legs).

[polychronopolous]

So that's what The Mayor meant when he said when his preference was with high rep workouts. 

[thebrink]

The idea is to intimidate with stature, though. Short super-wide juicebags aren't intimidating. Even girls in heels tower over them. It's kind of cute.

Exactly, really, a 5'8 guy with a big but lean build is a more intimidating force than a 280lb imobile juicehead. Bloat doesn't scare people.

[Bevo]

Exactly, really, a 5'8 guy with a big but lean build is a more intimidating force than a 280lb imobile juicehead. Bloat doesn't scare people.

True big bloat fat asses scare the people working at the buffet restaurant though

[thebrink]

True big bloat fat asses scare the people working at the buffet restaurant though

ya! Bc they know they'll be running back and forth for a broke bloat bag that has no money to even tip them. And sometimes, if they can't front the bill some of them will even turn to extras to 'get squared up' with the restaurant owner if they have to.

[Icelord]

I believe he did win a pro card, winning the Masters Superheavyweight division at the 2011 North American. Unfortunately, he tore his pec and looks like Toney Freeman (minus the legs).

I know he did. It says so on his site. But it clearly isn't his career or occupation. He got it as a symbolic thing.

[booty]

Someone should tell Rosie O'Donnell that pink isn't her color.

It's actually more the colour of water melon.

[Icelord]

It's actually more the colour of water melon.

I want to try to get you pregnant again. Before it's too late. I want beautiful children.

[booty]

I want to try to get you pregnant again. Before it's too late. I want beautiful children.

I have heard this line before. 

[Icelord]

I have heard this line before. 

Well it's normal for organisms with external reproductive organs to gravitate towards you. It's up to you to filter them like an HR professional reviewing two dozen resumes and striking the interesting ones with the red marker while dumping the rest in the recycling bin.

I want my red marker

[booty]

Well it's normal for organisms with external reproductive organs to gravitate towards you. It's up to you to filter them like an HR professional reviewing two dozen resumes and striking the interesting ones with the red marker while dumping the rest in the recycling bin.

I want my red marker

It's water melon. 

[Icelord]

It's water melon. 

I read some of your old threads on other muscle sites and I feel genuinely hurt when they pick on you there (the few that did). But for some reason, I don't get that sense of empathy here. Almost like I'm getting kicked in the pit of my stomach when you're getting trolled. But it's almost like I can't take anything said on getbig.com seriously. This site is really a parody of what a fitness site normally looks like. Which is why it's entertaining.

[booty]

I read some of your old threads on other muscle sites and I feel genuinely hurt when they pick on you there (the few that did). But for some reason, I don't get that sense of empathy here. Almost like I'm getting kicked in the pit of my stomach when you're getting trolled. But it's almost like I can't take anything said on getbig.com seriously. This site is really a parody of what a fitness site normally looks like. Which is why it's entertaining.

I think anyone who posts here has to let a lot of stuff said just brush off.  You can't take this place too seriously. 

[forillagorilla]

A lot of guys still want to look like he did there.

Nobody wants to look like Phil or Kai.

Therefore their stacks are not the same.

Shawn is still alive and healthy, the other 90s/2000s guys not so hot.

That's all I'm going to say.

So you know Kev - he is definitely not alive and healthy? Cause i do and he is - don't talk about shit you have no clue about dumbass

[Kwon_2]

I want to hold this in my arms and breathe heavily on its neck.

Those two enormous pink things under that turd are the pig's balls. Little know fact, pigs ejaculate about 300x the volume of semen that a human male does. Dogs are at about 50x.

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

WTF- that is ridiculously funny 

this is what brings me back to GB