Author Topic: Another roided out female tennis player? (Read 34402 times)

canadian_husker · « **Reply #50 on:** January 25, 2006, 01:10:25 AM »

serena has some arms on her for a tennis player. it was a bit odd that she pulled out of the last olympics right before they started with a mysterious injury.

DIVISION · « **Reply #51 on:** January 25, 2006, 01:44:23 AM »

Quote from: rocket on January 25, 2006, 12:05:21 AM

The funniest bit of the mauresmo saga was when hingis just outright accused her of being a steroid user.

I'd believe it.

She has a physique like a man, not to mention her sexual appetite is very much a man's. Her girlfriend is definitely the "female" in the relationship.

DIV

Bull Terrier! · « **Reply #52 on:** January 25, 2006, 02:15:25 AM »

All you guys saying mauresmo could be on drugs.....

Come on, I've seen a lot of lesbians that look just like men.... are they steroid users also? She has virilization, i'll admit that, but i think this has rather to do with some genetic thing which also caused her to be lesbian (yes, i believe it's genetic, hormonal...)

phyxsius · « **Reply #53 on:** January 25, 2006, 02:42:42 AM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on January 24, 2006, 08:19:02 PM

You know what's funny, phyxsius? We CAN have these bitches. There are escort agencies that especialize in really, really high-end prostitution. Women like Cindy Crawford, Gisele Bundchen, Jennifer Garner, etc, CAN be had, but it's extremely expensive. Just like a regular escort is far more expensive than a crack-whore, such as "8 inch-biceps'" mom, a super high-end, famous model, actress or sportswoman is far more expensive than a regular escort. Donald Trump once gave an interview about this, of how, with U.S$100000.00, you can make your ultimate sex fantasy become a reality. Lovely thought...

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Celebrity whores. I bet Donald Trump had screwed a few of them now..

I would love to have Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston, Maria Sharapova, Martina Hingis...

tony b · « **Reply #54 on:** January 25, 2006, 02:57:10 AM »

Serena Williams could be doing site injections of that booty of hers

Rome · « **Reply #55 on:** January 25, 2006, 03:32:34 AM »

You guys are easily mpressed huh. She looks muscular in that first black and white picture but not so much in the rest of them. Anytime a player is slightly more muscular than average the "Roid" cry goes out

DIVISION · « **Reply #56 on:** January 25, 2006, 03:47:41 AM »

Quote from: Rome on January 25, 2006, 03:32:34 AM

You guys are easily mpressed huh. She looks muscular in that first black and white picture but not so much in the rest of them. Anytime a player is slightly more muscular than average the "Roid" cry goes out

"impressed" is not the word, Romey.

disgusted it more appropriate here.

I'm not crying "steroids", I'm crying "bull dyke".

Big difference, holmes.

DIV

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #57 on:** January 25, 2006, 03:33:42 PM »

Quote from: phyxsius on January 25, 2006, 02:42:42 AM

Celebrity whores. I bet Donald Trump had screwed a few of them now..

I would love to have Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston, Maria Sharapova, Martina Hingis...

Trump had Julia Roberts, Heidi Klum, Kate Moss and Cheryl Crow. Total playa. In the 1990's, the Sultan of Quatar paid U.S$2500000.00

, for a night with Demi Moore, around the time she was filming "Stri-tease". Demi Moore...

SUCKMYMUSCLE

phyxsius · « **Reply #58 on:** January 25, 2006, 04:24:20 PM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on January 25, 2006, 03:33:42 PM

Trump had Julia Roberts, Heidi Klum, Kate Moss and Cheryl Crow. Total playa. In the 1990's, the Sultan of Quatar paid U.S$2500000.00 , for a night with Demi Moore, around the time she was filming "Stri-tease". Demi Moore...

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Demi Moore? Does the sultan has any taste?

JKDMan · « **Reply #59 on:** January 25, 2006, 04:55:00 PM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on January 25, 2006, 03:33:42 PM

Trump had Julia Roberts, Heidi Klum, Kate Moss and Cheryl Crow. Total playa. In the 1990's, the Sultan of Quatar paid U.S$2500000.00 , for a night with Demi Moore, around the time she was filming "Stri-tease". Demi Moore...

SUCKMYMUSCLE

I don't believe this. Sure, there are high-end "escorts" that look like supermodels that can be had for $500-$1000 per hour. Women who may not be famous, but just as beautiful. But Julia Roberts and Heidi Klum have made enough money from an early age that they wouldn't need to sleep with a guy they find unattractive, like Trump. I would need proof to buy that b.s.

Quote from: Bull Terrier! on January 25, 2006, 02:15:25 AM

All you guys saying mauresmo could be on drugs..... Come on, I've seen a lot of lesbians that look just like men.... are they steroid users also? She has virilization, i'll admit that, but i think this has rather to do with some genetic thing which also caused her to be lesbian (yes, i believe it's genetic, hormonal...)

I am inclined to agree with this statement regarding Mauresmo.

To those of you in love with Sharapova, I am not that impressed. Spend a little time in her part of the world (Russia and the former Soviet Republics like Belarus and the Ukraine), and you'll see enough beautiful, tall, slender blondes and brunettes to make your jaw drop on a regular basis.

blaster · « **Reply #60 on:** January 25, 2006, 06:16:15 PM »

Quote from: DIVISION on January 25, 2006, 03:47:41 AM

"impressed" is not the word, Romey.

disgusted it more appropriate here.

I'm not crying "steroids", I'm crying "bull dyke".

Big difference, holmes.

DIV

LOL!

South Side Steve · « **Reply #61 on:** January 25, 2006, 08:34:39 PM »

Quote from: Faust on January 24, 2006, 10:46:22 AM

Lol. That's Mauresmo. French tennis player, number 3 in the world. (Yes, that's higher than Venus and Serena Williams). Decent player, but folds under pressure, will never win a grand-slam.
She's pretty muscular and has wide shoulders. Has never tested positive to my knowledge.
She looks pretty manly, she's a lesbian as well, so dont get your hopes up, schmoes.

a french dyke, how could a person be any more useless?

phyxsius · « **Reply #62 on:** January 26, 2006, 12:11:19 AM »

Tranny Lindsay Davenport is a total turned off

Da Freak · « **Reply #63 on:** January 26, 2006, 03:17:22 AM »

Mauresmo plays in the Australian Open final this Saturday. Will prolly win her first Grand Slam event.

rocket · « **Reply #64 on:** January 26, 2006, 03:34:04 AM »

She is going to get squashed by that other girl for sure.. henin. Its a shame clijsters had to retire after beating hingis. She ruined the fairytale story and then left the tournament.. blah

And people think juice for mauresmo not so much because of her physique but her overt man face.

DIVISION · « **Reply #65 on:** January 26, 2006, 03:37:18 AM »

Quote from: rocket on January 26, 2006, 03:34:04 AM

She is going to get squashed by that other girl for sure.. henin. Its a shame clijsters had to retire after beating hingis. She ruined the fairytale story and then left the tournament.. blah

And people think juice for mauresmo not so much because of her physique but her overt man face.

I wish Hingis would have fulfilled the promise.

Her sweet ass would have made watching worth it.

I'm quite fond of her now.

DIV

phyxsius · « **Reply #66 on:** January 26, 2006, 03:40:56 AM »

Quote from: DIVISION on January 26, 2006, 03:37:18 AM

I wish Hingis would have fulfilled the promise.

Her sweet ass would have made watching worth it.

I'm quite fond of her now.

DIV

told ya Hingis is a switch on girl

rocket · « **Reply #67 on:** January 26, 2006, 03:43:41 AM »

She is still in the mixed doubles, I get the feeling I'll be seeing that posterior in an hour or so when the TV station plays her latest game tonight.

DIVISION · « **Reply #68 on:** January 26, 2006, 04:04:26 AM »

Quote from: rocket on January 26, 2006, 03:43:41 AM

She is still in the mixed doubles, I get the feeling I'll be seeing that posterior in an hour or so when the TV station plays her latest game tonight.

Which lucky wanker is she mixing it up with?

Speak.

DIV

rocket · « **Reply #69 on:** January 26, 2006, 04:08:01 AM »

Some dude, I forget his name, apparently highly ranked in mixed doubles and martina herself is pretty damn good in doubles too.

So all in all there could be atleast joy in that.

DIVISION · « **Reply #70 on:** January 26, 2006, 04:10:25 AM »

Quote from: rocket on January 26, 2006, 04:08:01 AM

Some dude, I forget his name, apparently highly ranked in mixed doubles and martina herself is pretty damn good in doubles too.

So all in all there could be atleast joy in that.

Judging by her comeback, she's damn good any way you stack it....

I wish she'd do a nude pictorial.....

She won't though......

"Come to Daddy"

DIV

phyxsius · « **Reply #71 on:** January 26, 2006, 04:17:35 AM »

Quote from: rocket on January 26, 2006, 04:08:01 AM

Some dude, I forget his name, apparently highly ranked in mixed doubles and martina herself is pretty damn good in doubles too.

So all in all there could be atleast joy in that.

The highlights were when Martina Hingis partnered Anna Kournikova

rocket · « **Reply #72 on:** January 26, 2006, 03:52:43 PM »

She won by the way, she's playing with the number one ranked mens doubles player. Total minimalist player but they won comfortably. The hingis bumtrain rolls on!

blaster · « **Reply #73 on:** January 26, 2006, 04:22:19 PM »

Quote from: phyxsius on January 26, 2006, 04:17:35 AM

The highlights were when Martina Hingis partnered Anna Kournikova

The highlight will be when Kournikova's ass partners my face.

phyxsius · « **Reply #74 on:** January 26, 2006, 08:22:57 PM »

Quote from: blaster on January 26, 2006, 04:22:19 PM

The highlight will be when Kournikova's ass partners my face.

damn.. did you taped it?