You might like this one, true story...
Last job (Around 15 years ago now) we had a bomb scare at work, they let us go around 10 AM for the day while they dealt with it.
Went out for food and drinks, then back to my house for beers, etc.
Anyways, came in the next day and found out what happened... Someone left a paper bag in the cafe,it said "Bomb" written on the side.
Ended up being the left over remnants of a steak bomb sub that a guy forgot to throw in the trash.

Tool bag... But, we had a good day off thanks to him...