Sex with a bad back

[the trainer]

So yesterday I strain my back down heavy upright rows and behind the back shrugs, now I am suppose to see this chick later and I am thinking of postponing the date cause I am known to be a heavy pounder the kind of guy who will break a bed down and I am not sure I can go hard with my back, what do you guys think.

[monstermunch]

gayer than referring to yourself as a 'heavy pounder'

[Simple Simon]

just get a blow job off him.

[The Onion]

Just tell her that your'e usually a heavy pounder but that you hurt your behind doing rows for the bros. She'll understand.

[bradistani]

is the back consenting or is the slut dressed provocatively and asking for it ?

[littledumbells]

   Take a couple vikes and have at it

[Fortress]

Load up on ibuprofin and give 'er.

[Leatherneck]

Let her ride.

[HavoX]

Breakin beds and smashin heads

Team Heavy Pounders 4life

[visualizeperfection]

So yesterday I strain my back down heavy upright rows and behind the back shrugs, now I am suppose to see this chick later and I am thinking of postponing the date cause I am known to be a heavy pounder the kind of guy who will break a bed down and I am not sure I can go hard with my back, what do you guys think.

You could always explain to him that your back hurts. Etc.

[TEH boob]

You could always explain to him that your back hurts. Etc.

I didn't think bottoms had to worry about thrusting 

[ChopperRider]

So yesterday I strain my back down heavy upright rows and behind the back shrugs, now I am suppose to see this chick later and I am thinking of postponing the date cause I am known to be a heavy pounder the kind of guy who will break a bed down and I am not sure I can go hard with my back, what do you guys think.

I see why Foozle hates the air you breathe.

This is the most thinly veiled troll for cock we have had on this board in a LONG, LONG, time.

[Parker]

With each pound,the heavy pounder pounds away at being the pound for pound heaviest pounder of them all.

[kh300]

Oh brother. Gayer then turning down sex because you have to wake up early the next morning. Common trainer, your better then that. Man the fuck up and make her do all the work if you have to.

[dr.chimps]

Which each pound,the heavy pounder pounds away at being the pound for pound heaviest pounder of them all.

Penny wise; pound sense.

[the trainer]

Breakin beds and smashin heads

Team Heavy Pounders 4life

Yes sir that is why I do heavy squats and deadlifts.

[SamoanIrishman]

Take a hot bath, rub some scentless icy hot soreness cream on that shot and pop a Vicodin. If anything the Vicodin will numb you Dick to and help you lose the "fast and furious" rep rumor about you going around 

[Parker]

Penny wise; pound sense.

true, he gets his penny's worth for each pound.

[dyslexic]

Pound for pound it's probably best to get your best bang for the buck.... or bukk?

[_aj_]

I see why Foozle hates the air you breathe.

This is the most thinly veiled troll for cock we have had on this board in a LONG, LONG, time.

Foozle failing to see this epic fish-in-a-barrel thread from his nemesis of peace.
 

[The Ugly]

I've never fucked a bad back. Sounds awkward.

[the trainer]

I've never fucked a bad back. Sounds awkward.

Yes it is, best to lay on your back and let the bitch ride you.

[visualizeperfection]

Yes it is, best to lay on your back and let the bottom ride you.

My bad, I assumed you were the bottom.

[Army of One]

Maybe ask the bad black to go slow on your rectum.

[Lustral]

When I had severe pneumonia ( had moved from lungs into blood, I was on verge of death) I still banged my girlfriend at the time in the hospital with IVs in my arm and a mask on my face. Man up.

I did a PLing contest with a torn sciatic nerve and you're asking if you can have sex with a tired back?