Open Relationship Fail

[pantheon]

A real man this is not.

Talk about low IQ.

[SF1900]

The problem is this:

Men are horny and will have sex with anything that walks.

Women are more selective.

Hot women walks into bar and can land every guys number

Hot guy walks into bar and is lucky enough to walk out with a few numbers.

Moral of the story, if youre a guy and want an open relationship with your girlfriend, automatically assume its going to be A LOT easier for her to get laid than you. A women can post a sexy pic on a dating site and can bang as many guys as she wants that night. A guy can post a picture and hes lucky to get a few messages.

Men, think wise about what you ask for.

[MP]

Geezus christ, is this Facebook?

Here's what you do. Break up with her. Never talk to her again. Move the fuck on.

Get off the dating websites and mingle in the real word (bars, gyms, public events, where the fuck ever).

An "open relationship" is an oxymoron. Either bang a bunch of broads and enjoy it ... or stick with one good one (and make sure she sticks with you).

Get back to us when you've made these changes. Until then, quit your bitchin'.

You'll thank me later.

[A Righteous Sort]

Hahahaha oh brother.

Cuckold of One

I wouldn't be surprised if you're getting off on writing this highly personal, long winded story.

Serious masochism here

[pantheon]

1 ) OBVIOUSLY THE OP IS NOT THE AUTHOR

2 ) THE AUTHOR OBVIOUSLY WROTE THIS AS AN ADVERTISEMENT

3) YOUR OPINIONS ON THIS TOPIC REVEAL LOW IQ TENDENCIES

4) SAVE YOUR ADVICES AND FOCUS ON ADULT EDUCATION

[38-26-40]

What if you were the one with all the dates and not her?

Or both had equal amount of dates?

Would you eventually want to stop it at some point?

You would be going back to the same thing. Better to be honest with your girlfriend and just ask her to lose weight. But don't get upset if she asks you to bulk up lol or something else.

[Bertha Butt]

The problem is this:

Men are horny and will have sex with anything that walks.

Women are more selective.

And there's your solution: date men if you want sex!

[booty]

He got what he deserved. He was looking for validation from other women to boost his ego. If he does get a date with a woman I hope that she puts on a strap on and shows him what a bitch he is. 

[A Righteous Sort]

He got what he deserved. He was looking for validation from other women to boost his ego. If he does get a date with a woman I hope that she puts on a strap on and shows him what a bitch he is. 

LOL, Booty is winning me over.

That's a true getbig style ownage.

[Kim Jong Bob]

pwahahahahahahahah great thread  

this is why i prefer ONE SIDED OPEN RELATIONSHIP:  man fucks who he wants when he wants and women only can fuck other women -preferably in front of said man- but no other men. If they re caught cheating on their man they should be stoned to death.

lol kim jong bob approved

[booty]

LOL, Booty is winning me over.

That's a true getbig style ownage.

I almost feel like joining that site and then setting a trap to lure this beta bitch. Honestly he's a loser that never loved his girl in the first place. I bet he's impotent knowing that other men are giving his women what he should be in and out of the bedroom.

[A Righteous Sort]

I almost feel like joining that site and then setting a trap to lure this beta bitch. Honestly he's a loser that never loved his girl in the first place. I bet he's impotent knowing that other men are giving his women what he should be in and out of the bedroom.

Hahahaha yes you should!

This beta would probably get off on it.

More fuel for his humiliation fantasy.

[Pray_4_War]

Didn't read but this seems like it should have been posted in the Mics section of the bodybuilding.com forums.

[cephissus]

amazing how many retards STILL don't get that most of AoO's threads are just reposts

[booty]

Hahahaha yes you should!

This beta would probably get off on it.

More fuel for his humiliation fantasy.

It wouldn't be about that. He would not be getting off with me.

[A Righteous Sort]

amazing how many retards STILL don't get that most of AoO's threads are just reposts

Whether it is the ops actual life or not, it is some poor bastards actual life

[Bertha Butt]

Hahahaha yes you should!

This beta would probably get off on it.

More fuel for his humiliation fantasy.

Oh ew! Masochists are so... ew!

Met a guy on a dating site (long, long time ago) who was nice, but turned out to be very boring. No initiative of any kind. That should have been a warning. But young and naive as I was, I was unaware. When I let him down, he became really obnoxious, and the more angry and degrading my replies, the harder he came back for more.
Eventually I told him to put a stiletto heeled boot up his arse. Apparently he did and told me he had to wipe his cum of the screen. He was all nice again and trying to get me through this routine again. No thank you!

Ruined my fantasy about big muscular navy men... 

[A Righteous Sort]

Oh ew! Masochists are so... ew!

Met a guy on a dating site (long, long time ago) who was nice, but turned out to be very boring. No initiative of any kind. That should have been a warning. But young and naive as I was, I was unaware. When I let him down, he became really obnoxious, and the more angry and degrading my replies, the harder he came back for more.
Eventually I told him to put a stiletto heeled boot up his arse. Apparently he did and told me he had to wipe his cum of the screen. He was all nice again and trying to get me through this routine again. No thank you!

Ruined my fantasy about big muscular navy men... 

 

[booty]

Oh ew! Masochists are so... ew!

Met a guy on a dating site (long, long time ago) who was nice, but turned out to be very boring. No initiative of any kind. That should have been a warning. But young and naive as I was, I was unaware. When I let him down, he became really obnoxious, and the more angry and degrading my replies, the harder he came back for more.
Eventually I told him to put a stiletto heeled boot up his arse. Apparently he did and told me he had to wipe his cum of the screen. He was all nice again and trying to get me through this routine again. No thank you!

Ruined my fantasy about big muscular navy men... 

Thats not nice of you to out Nick the stick like that. 

[Roger Bacon]

Oh ew! Masochists are so... ew!

Met a guy on a dating site (long, long time ago) who was nice, but turned out to be very boring. No initiative of any kind. That should have been a warning. But young and naive as I was, I was unaware. When I let him down, he became really obnoxious, and the more angry and degrading my replies, the harder he came back for more.
Eventually I told him to put a stiletto heeled boot up his arse. Apparently he did and told me he had to wipe his cum of the screen. He was all nice again and trying to get me through this routine again. No thank you!

Ruined my fantasy about big muscular navy men... 

I'm still around, stalking you on getbig now. 

[Bertha Butt]

Thats not nice of you to out Nick the stick like that. 

[Bertha Butt]

I'm still around, stalking you on getbig now. 

Okay. But if you feel the urge to put women's footwear in your anus, just don't tell me!

[Griffith]

What kind of fickle shallow bullshit is this ??

How can you love or care for someone when you allow them (and yourself) to have sex with other people?

Besides being sick at the thought, the chance of STD's and general FILTH from another person coming into contact with your partner. The thought disgusts me.

If you want to sleep around then break-up the relationship. So you don't cheat. This is fairer to everyone.

Only scum cheat. This is behaviour for subhuman pieces of shit and is unforgivable.

I believe in karma.

[bloated]

pwahahahahahahahah great thread  

this is why i prefer ONE SIDED OPEN RELATIONSHIP:  man fucks who he wants when he wants and women only can fuck other women -preferably in front of said man- but no other men. If they re caught cheating on their man they should be stoned to death.

x2:)

[Army of One]

Thanks guys, girlfriend and I have arranged to just meet once a week, its all she can manage at the moment apparently with her busy work schedule.