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Re: Bertha butt
« Reply #50 on: May 23, 2014, 02:31:19 AM »
I didn't know you had Mackerels over in the USA.  I like salmon too although I may have over dosed on it.  I need to find another fish to eat for a while and no do not suggest orange roughy. I am not doing the orange roughy thing.

lol @ orange roughy

You should go for some sashimi or nigiri sushi, fish taste much better that way. I bet Australia is the second best place behind Japan to get Sushi.

Or some fried cod.  ;D

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Re: Bertha butt
« Reply #51 on: May 23, 2014, 02:33:51 AM »
Haha.

My birds are not scared of cats or other animals because I hand rear all of them so they became tame from when they are chicks and lose all their natural instincts to a certain extent.

There is this cat that comes around in my garden and eyes up mingle from the window thinking tasty dish, he just looks at him like fuck ya want cat...lol, doesn't give two fucks, he's like his daddy, totally fearless  ;D

Of course the little bird looks up to you. With your pecker the bird thinks you are the King of Buzzards.
He is going to have a bad day when he finds out he is just a little Parrott.
Don't give him the impression you are some kind of Buzzard or whatever.
Keep it real with the little guy

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Re: Bertha butt
« Reply #52 on: May 23, 2014, 02:38:40 AM »
lol @ orange roughy

You should go for some sashimi or nigiri sushi, fish taste much better that way.

Or some fried cod.  ;D
Some sword fish or Alaskan wild salmon is great! Atlantic mackerel Cod fish. All good to go. I have Sushi every day for Lunch. I could live on sushi for the rest of my life.

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« Reply #53 on: May 23, 2014, 02:39:34 AM »
No it's not.  It's Mackle.  I don't care anymore...my name has been posted so much on here I literally no longer give a fuck.

For the record....I now have a mackerel in my pants, if ya catch my drift.

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Re: Bertha butt
« Reply #54 on: May 23, 2014, 02:40:16 AM »
For the record....I now have a mackerel in my pants, if ya catch my drift.
Hahahahaha! :o

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« Reply #55 on: May 23, 2014, 02:40:20 AM »
Of course the little bird looks up to you. With your pecker the bird thinks you are the King of Buzzards.
He is going to have a bad day when he finds out he is just a little Parrott.
Don't give him the impression you are some kind of Buzzard or whatever.
Keep it real with the little guy

Not being funny but you do have a point, they do try and bite off my nose sometimes when I go close up to them and try and give em a kiss on the beak cos my nose in the way and ends up poking them in the eyes.  ;D

I am very protective about my birds so no cat ever getting close to them anyway.

You don't need real life friends/kids or family to socialize with when you got birds and fish and they never stab you in the back or let you down.

I am truly blessed I have a charmed life.

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Re: Bertha butt
« Reply #56 on: May 23, 2014, 02:41:33 AM »
Hahahahaha! :o

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Re: Bertha butt
« Reply #57 on: May 23, 2014, 02:41:38 AM »
For the record....I now have a mackerel in my pants, if ya catch my drift.
lol chopper hitting on every women at getbig as usual


atleast weno that you are no homo like roger b  ;D

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Re: Bertha butt
« Reply #58 on: May 23, 2014, 02:41:48 AM »
Team Karen Mackerel 4 Life


Now what about that Bertha Butt-pic!  :D ;D


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« Reply #59 on: May 23, 2014, 02:42:59 AM »
Damn, I'm up to my elbows in diced tomatoes and ground beef, as I'm making lasagna for 12 persons tonight. And now everybody wants a pic of me with their name on it!

BTW: no, I have a little snub nose.

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« Reply #60 on: May 23, 2014, 02:43:24 AM »
lol chopper hitting on every women at getbig as usual


atleast weno that you are no homo like roger b  ;D

Let's just say I'm "Bob Chic" homo and leave it at that.   ;D

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Re: Bertha butt
« Reply #61 on: May 23, 2014, 02:46:58 AM »
Team Karen Mackerel 4 Life


Now what about that Bertha Butt-pic!  :D ;D[/b]



Oh my.....

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Re: Bertha butt
« Reply #62 on: May 23, 2014, 02:47:42 AM »

Not allowed to talk about her, she is busy anyway.






What a joke you are.


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Re: Bertha butt
« Reply #63 on: May 23, 2014, 02:49:08 AM »
Let's just say I'm "Bob Chic" homo and leave it at that.   ;D
lol  :D

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« Reply #64 on: May 23, 2014, 02:50:34 AM »
For the record....I now have a mackerel in my pants, if ya catch my drift.
Ha Ha  ;D  That's so goofy but funny never the less.

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« Reply #65 on: May 23, 2014, 02:50:56 AM »
Got whole bunch mainly tropicals right now, Discus, Cichlids, Angels, live bearers, swordfish and a few catfish etc

Haven't spent as much time on it as I would like but been trying to breed these pair of Zebra Angels for a while now but fuck all is happening, its pissing me off, they are huge pain to breed, same with discus.



Cool,I`ve got tons of different species,lots of different Cichlids also.

I`ve bred a ton of fish....mostly Cichlids.

I`ve breed Angels like crazy,never tried to alter the water,just kept the tanks clean,plenty of partial water changes and presto,instant egg laying...trouble is if not enough tanks,they usually eat their fry.

Discus will be the most difficult for most people.......need impeccable conditions.

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Re: Bertha butt
« Reply #66 on: May 23, 2014, 02:53:41 AM »

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Re: Bertha butt
« Reply #67 on: May 23, 2014, 02:54:05 AM »
Birds love to play with my hair.  We have amazing tropical birds here too.

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Re: Bertha butt
« Reply #68 on: May 23, 2014, 02:56:14 AM »
Damn, I'm up to my elbows in diced tomatoes and ground beef, as I'm making lasagna for 12 persons tonight. And now everybody wants a pic of me with their name on it!

BTW: no, I have a little snub nose.

I am glad to hear about the nose Bertha.  That was my main concern.  Were you parading around with a over sized nose and dehydrated cock.

Edit:  Bertha butt is not a junior gimmick.  She's female, I can confirm. 

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Re: Bertha butt
« Reply #69 on: May 23, 2014, 02:56:20 AM »
Cool,I`ve got tons of different species,lots of different Cichlids also.

I`ve bred a ton of fish....mostly Cichlids.

I`ve breed Angels like crazy,never tried to alter the water,just kept the tanks clean,plenty of partial water changes and presto,instant egg laying...trouble is if not enough tanks,they usually eat their fry.

Discus will be the most difficult for most people.......need impeccable conditions.
fishtanks are fun. Im planning on a 600 liters now with some silverarowanas and muray etc. Upgrading the tank when they get bigger

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Re: Bertha butt
« Reply #70 on: May 23, 2014, 02:57:28 AM »
lol chopper hitting on every women at getbig as usual


atleast weno that you are no homo like roger b  ;D
There's only about 3 of us. 

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Re: Bertha butt
« Reply #71 on: May 23, 2014, 02:59:26 AM »
There's only about 3 of us. 
right now yes

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Re: Bertha butt
« Reply #72 on: May 23, 2014, 02:59:54 AM »
Not being funny but you do have a point, they do try and bite off my nose sometimes when I go close up to them and try and give em a kiss on the beak cos my nose in the way and ends up poking them in the eyes.  ;D

I am very protective about my birds so no cat ever getting close to them anyway.

You don't need real life friends/kids or family to socialize with when you got birds and fish and they never stab you in the back or let you down.

I am truly blessed I have a charmed life.

I do like people that are kind to Animals. Its not a given that people respect and care for them. I do.
I give you bonus points for that! . lol

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« Reply #73 on: May 23, 2014, 03:00:57 AM »
I do like people that are kind to Animals. Its not a given that people respect and care for them. I do.
I give you bonus points for that! . lol
He's got one good quality.

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Re: Bertha butt
« Reply #74 on: May 23, 2014, 03:02:41 AM »
fishtanks are fun. Im planning on a 600 liters now with some silverarowanas and muray etc. Upgrading the tank when they get bigger
Cool bro,I had a 27 inch Arrowanna years ago in a 100 gallon tank......had to sell it as it was looking at some pretty expensive tankmates as if they were on tomorrows menu!  :)