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Re: Bertha butt
« Reply #125 on: May 23, 2014, 04:10:36 AM »
Getbig's Euro/Aussie crew is pretty entertaining. I think this is my new getbig time slot.
Is this not your usual time slot?   :)

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« Reply #126 on: May 23, 2014, 04:11:14 AM »
Yes  8)

I know Bertha also has extensive engineering knowledge, my friend Junior probably can't even put Ikea furniture together.

 8) Neither could I, they made some mistakes in some designs. Had to tell them how to design their furniture to function properly.

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« Reply #127 on: May 23, 2014, 04:12:38 AM »
This is a good one. Lots of cool people on and not  so hostile.

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« Reply #128 on: May 23, 2014, 04:13:30 AM »
It's okay bertha.  I confirmed you are not the long nosed dehydrated cock monster. 

Confirming I'm not him is one thing, exposing my nacked butt something else!

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« Reply #129 on: May 23, 2014, 04:13:45 AM »
Is this not your usual time slot?   :)

Only when I don't have to work or anything.  :D

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« Reply #130 on: May 23, 2014, 04:16:19 AM »
This is a good one. Lots of cool people on and not  so hostile.
I don't know...someone said I was vicious.  I like to think more along the lines of feisty with wit.   :D

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« Reply #131 on: May 23, 2014, 04:17:12 AM »
8) Neither could I, they made some mistakes in some designs. Had to tell them how to design their furniture to function properly.

I'm laying on a Sultan FLÜGGÅNK€HIØLEN right now...  ;D

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« Reply #132 on: May 23, 2014, 04:18:06 AM »
Confirming I'm not him is one thing, exposing my nacked butt something else!

Ron doesn't like the females to post up half naked pics anyway.  

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« Reply #133 on: May 23, 2014, 04:18:52 AM »
I don't know...someone said I was vicious.  I like to think more along the lines of feisty with wit.   :D

Sometimes I wonder if you're one of those psycho women, they're the kind I usually like...  :-X

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« Reply #134 on: May 23, 2014, 04:20:31 AM »
Sometimes I wonder if you're one of those psycho women, they're the kind I usually like...  :-X
I am not psycho.  No one has ever referred to me as psycho.  Lee said I was a nut case but then look at him.   ::) 

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« Reply #135 on: May 23, 2014, 04:20:41 AM »
Please stick to cute bird. 

Fine you motivated me to work on my posing routine, what ya think?

I don't know what the fuck I am doing cos I never done it before.

You think I got good structure? Gonna go far?

You think if I stop going to hoe's I would get the girls after the nose job?

How long before I look like Lee (not having a dig by the way just like his physique)?



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« Reply #136 on: May 23, 2014, 04:22:02 AM »
Cos it just lets me be an attention whore and will amuse me and will give me something to do to keep entertained for the next hour or so. Besides I really wanna pin today for some reason, I like pinning, its fun


OK,thanks for being an honest attention whore.  :D

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« Reply #137 on: May 23, 2014, 04:23:17 AM »
Fine you motivated me to work on my posing routine, what ya think?

I don't know what the fuck I am doing cos I never done it before.

You think I got good structure? Gonna go far?

You think if I stop going to hoe's I would get the girls after the nose job?

How long before I look like Lee (not having a dig by the way just like his physique)?




damn bro, if you're trying to get the ladies here all hot and bothered you just accomplished your goal.

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« Reply #138 on: May 23, 2014, 04:23:29 AM »
TEAM FLÜGGÅNK€HIØLEN 4 LIFE!


Now where is that Bertha Butt-pic!

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« Reply #139 on: May 23, 2014, 04:24:58 AM »
Don't worry babe, few lines and I will be fine and back to my usual chirpy self, just having a come down.

Mwah
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So... so... In that picture you sent me, that was not confectioner's sugar?  ???

Well, it wouldn't have worke, you and me. I'll never get rid of my cats and they love birds and fish! The youngest is munching on a fresh chicklet now (with head, feet, feathers and all).

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Re: Bertha butt
« Reply #140 on: May 23, 2014, 04:25:04 AM »
Wobbly Butt Of Peace

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« Reply #141 on: May 23, 2014, 04:25:31 AM »
TEAM FLÜGGÅNK€HIØLEN 4 LIFE!


Now where is that Bertha Butt-pic!

This actually happened to me in Amsterdam:


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Re: Bertha butt
« Reply #142 on: May 23, 2014, 04:26:15 AM »
Fine you motivated me to work on my posing routine, what ya think?

I don't know what the fuck I am doing cos I never done it before.

You think I got good structure? Gonna go far?

You think if I stop going to hoe's I would get the girls after the nose job?

How long before I look like Lee (not having a dig by the way just like his physique)?



ALMOST as good as Ed Corney.

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« Reply #143 on: May 23, 2014, 04:27:56 AM »
Fine you motivated me to work on my posing routine, what ya think?

I don't know what the fuck I am doing cos I never done it before.

You think I got good structure? Gonna go far?

You think if I stop going to hoe's I would get the girls after the nose job?

How long before I look like Lee (not having a dig by the way just like his physique)?



I have to be honest and say im afraid to look at the video. There is no way im going to watch this.
 it would mark me for life and I would end up in the tunnels of Rumania or some shit.

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« Reply #144 on: May 23, 2014, 04:29:30 AM »
Fine you motivated me to work on my posing routine, what ya think?

I don't know what the fuck I am doing cos I never done it before.

You think I got good structure? Gonna go far?

You think if I stop going to hoe's I would get the girls after the nose job?

How long before I look like Lee (not having a dig by the way just like his physique)?




I don't think it's your nose that is stopping you from getting girls.  Isn't it the whole package that attracts people to one another?  If you are serious about getting it done then take the recovery serious.  You will never look like Lee as he is genetically gifted and he's been training since he was 12 years of age.  

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« Reply #145 on: May 23, 2014, 04:31:36 AM »
damn bro, if you're trying to get the ladies here all hot and bothered you just accomplished your goal.

Nice, I just sprayed a full cup of tea over the (Karlstad  ;) ) couch. LOL!

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« Reply #146 on: May 23, 2014, 04:32:10 AM »
This actually happened to me in Amsterdam:


Hhahahahahaha! I better don't forget that word. Ever!!!

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« Reply #147 on: May 23, 2014, 04:32:36 AM »
I don't think it's your nose that is stopping you from getting girls.  Isn't it the whole package that attracts people to one another?  If you are serious about getting it done then take the recovery serious.  You will never look like Lee as he is genetically gifted and he's been training since he was 12 years of age.  

So basically what you are trying say in a polite way is that I am fucked??  ??? ???

This is bad news, time to up the dose methinks.  :(

I am very psychotically anal when it comes to achieving something I wanna achieve.

But thanks for the honesty.

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« Reply #148 on: May 23, 2014, 04:33:56 AM »
Nice, I just sprayed a full cup of tea over the (Karlstad  ;) ) couch. LOL!

hahahah!!!  ;D

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« Reply #149 on: May 23, 2014, 04:35:13 AM »
Nice, I just sprayed a full cup of tea over the (Karlstad  ;) ) couch. LOL!

Ever been in Karlstad?