Author Topic: the junior yo yo diet (Read 8771 times)

bigmc · « **on:** May 23, 2014, 01:06:49 PM »

hey june talks us through your diet again

i think the estrogen filled meltdown might be all those crisps fucking up your test levels

Simple Simon · « **Reply #1 on:** May 23, 2014, 01:09:25 PM »

Quote from: bigmc on May 23, 2014, 01:06:49 PM

hey june talks us through your diet again

i think the estrogen filled meltdown might be all those crisps fucking up your test levels

If he doesn't cut out the crisps the only Casino he will be getting in is the Hippodrome.

bigmc · « **Reply #2 on:** May 23, 2014, 01:11:07 PM »

Quote from: Simple Simon on May 23, 2014, 01:09:25 PM

If he doesn't cut out the crisps the only Casino he will be getting in is the Hippodrome.

my serious take is that a hit diet on gear exacerbates the problems doesnt alleviate them

mood swings, titties of peace etc

Simple Simon · « **Reply #3 on:** May 23, 2014, 01:12:59 PM »

Quote from: bigmc on May 23, 2014, 01:11:07 PM

my serious take is that a hit diet on gear exacerbates the problems doesnt alleviate them

mood swings, titties of peace etc

Exactly, he claims he is bulking now, he will get to 300lbs and then come off the gear.

Life over.

Uncle Junior · « **Reply #4 on:** May 23, 2014, 01:19:56 PM »

Quote from: bigmc on May 23, 2014, 01:06:49 PM

hey june talks us through your diet again

i think the estrogen filled meltdown might be all those crisps fucking up your test levels

Haha thats so fucking hysterical, was just down the kitchen and literally just had a can of coke and a wosits (on my mums life) and I come up and see this thread, lmao.

Uncle Junior · « **Reply #5 on:** May 23, 2014, 01:21:50 PM »

Quote from: Simple Simon on May 23, 2014, 01:09:25 PM

If he doesn't cut out the crisps the only Casino he will be getting in is the Hippodrome.

Why hippodrome? Place is a shit hole.

bigmc · « **Reply #6 on:** May 23, 2014, 01:22:38 PM »

Quote from: Junior II on May 23, 2014, 01:19:56 PM

Haha thats so fucking hysterical, was just down the kitchen and literally just had a can of coke and a wosits (on my mums life) and I come up and see this thread, lmao.

crisps and coke are literally the worse things you can have

moon face.com bro

ive been there

Uncle Junior · « **Reply #7 on:** May 23, 2014, 01:29:23 PM »

Quote from: bigmc on May 23, 2014, 01:22:38 PM

crisps and coke are literally the worse things you can have

moon face.com bro

ive been there

I know not to mention the Nutella, chocolate bars, Chinese, burger king, alcohol, you fucking name it I eat it.

Thing is though I ain't going over 200lb no matter what I eat, my activity levels are high.

Still if I got my protein in, downed the carbs and took it seriously I would look great.

So literally pics you see is me on like 100g protein and 500g worth of sugar, lmao.

The test really fucked me up in a good way like to the point that I actually don't give a fuck. lol

bigmc · « **Reply #8 on:** May 23, 2014, 01:30:40 PM »

Quote from: Junior II on May 23, 2014, 01:29:23 PM

I know not to mention the Nutella, chocolate bars, Chinese, burger king, alcohol, you fucking name it I eat it.

Thing is though I ain't going over 200lb no matter what I eat, my activity levels are high.

Still if I got my protein in, downed the carbs and took it seriously I would look great.

So literally pics you see is me on like 100g protein and 500g worth of sugar, lmao.

The test really fucked me up in a good way like to the point that I actually don't give a fuck. lol

whats your target date for being on the cover of mens health

you have to be pretty lean for that

The True Adonis · « **Reply #9 on:** May 23, 2014, 01:31:24 PM »

Quote from: Junior II on May 23, 2014, 01:29:23 PM

I know not to mention the Nutella, chocolate bars, Chinese, burger king, alcohol, you fucking name it I eat it.

Thing is though I ain't going over 200lb no matter what I eat, my activity levels are high.

Still if I got my protein in, downed the carbs and took it seriously I would look great.

So literally pics you see is me on like 100g protein and 500g worth of sugar, lmao.

The test really fucked me up in a good way like to the point that I actually don't give a fuck. lol

Thats what I do right now and I am in single digit body fat though.

bigmc · « **Reply #10 on:** May 23, 2014, 01:33:23 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on May 23, 2014, 01:31:24 PM

Thats what I do right now and I am in single digit body fat though.

juniors diet isnt like yours

he isnt following the adonis principles of peace like me

Uncle Junior · « **Reply #11 on:** May 23, 2014, 01:36:09 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on May 23, 2014, 01:31:24 PM

Thats what I do right now and I am in single digit body fat though.

Yeah well I look like shit and like 75% bodyfat right now, lmao.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #12 on:** May 23, 2014, 01:36:41 PM »

Quote from: bigmc on May 23, 2014, 01:33:23 PM

juniors diet isnt like yours

he isnt following the adonis principles of peace like me

From what I hear, you have made a shit load of progress. Pretty easy isn`t it?

bigmc · « **Reply #13 on:** May 23, 2014, 01:37:50 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on May 23, 2014, 01:36:41 PM

From what I hear, you have made a shit load of progress. Pretty easy isn`t it?

yep best diet ever

sorry i ever doubted you

you should write a book

Uncle Junior · « **Reply #14 on:** May 23, 2014, 02:01:01 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on May 23, 2014, 01:36:41 PM

From what I hear, you have made a shit load of progress. Pretty easy isn`t it?

Bro is it possible to incorporate coca cola into the adonis princples???

Like it took me forever to quit coke

Now I am fucking addicted to it again, literally having fucking 3-4 of them a day now.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #15 on:** May 23, 2014, 02:04:57 PM »

Quote from: Junior II on May 23, 2014, 02:01:01 PM

Bro is it possible to incorporate coca cola into the adonis princples???

Like it took me forever to quit coke

Now I am fucking addicted to it again, literally having fucking 3-4 of them a day now.

If you wanted to. I prefer to eat my calories though than to drink them.

I would instead use Coca-Cola to make Coca-Cola Cake with Coca-Cola frosting.

Simple Simon · « **Reply #16 on:** May 23, 2014, 02:19:18 PM »

Quote from: Junior II on May 23, 2014, 01:36:09 PM

Yeah well I look like shit and like 75% bodyfat right now, lmao.

Lol, take your vest off and show us your lower back you fat wobbly fuck.

Skorp1o · « **Reply #17 on:** May 23, 2014, 02:22:41 PM »

Yo yo diet? I think there's only one "yo" in his diet, high calories fat and carbs all year round

Joon needs energy to fuck all those hookers which required optimum immune system to fights off all the exotic and eastern block STIs

BigRo · « **Reply #18 on:** May 23, 2014, 02:26:53 PM »

1 year bro, the future is calling...

Uncle Junior · « **Reply #19 on:** May 23, 2014, 02:27:29 PM »

Quote from: Simple Simon on May 23, 2014, 02:19:18 PM

Lol, take your vest off and show us your lower back you fat wobbly fuck.

Maybe after a couple of shandys if I can be bothered I don't think I am "that fat" but I am sure you will say I am fat.

Uncle Junior · « **Reply #20 on:** May 23, 2014, 02:28:13 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on May 23, 2014, 02:04:57 PM

If you wanted to. I prefer to eat my calories though than to drink them.

I would instead use Coca-Cola to make Coca-Cola Cake with Coca-Cola frosting.

You seriously are a fucking genius that looks stunning.