"Short fat Greek"....excuse me??? Twig stick arms?  
This is as fat as I get eating 5000 calories of Junk and  sugar a day and still I could be like 6-8 weeks out from a show. 
Don't think your that far  ahead me sunny, it's only a matter of time before I make you my bitch.  
Oh and I have hair.
Mwah.
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Estrogenic Jim Henson puppet body composition of peace. 

BTW, are the cuts on those v necks legal? Damn, guys. Women cream all over that gay shit though. I had a couple of ultra homosexual club t shirts back in the day and bitches loved them.