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Mickey Rourke plastic face and injected lips - check
Plethora of nonsensical tattoos - check
Salvage car in the background - check
Bowling shoes -check
PMMA injected arms, shoulders, ass (Amy said so) - check
Oversized Dickie gang banger shorts and straight brim hat with a stupid logo - check
Standing like a gorilla statue - check
55mm Invicta watch -check
Lat flare of peace - check
45 year old train wreck - check