01-24-06: Dexter Jackson's wife kidnapped by Jamaicans?

[ether]

She says they also told her they had followed her and had pictures of her and her daughter. According to the report, they repeatedly referred to her as a "blood clot."

great reporter....lol....they must have been rastafarians.

[NYC Rex]

I bet they thought they had the wife of NFL star Dexter Jackson.  He played for Florida State and has played for like the last 7 years for Tampa Bay.

[tech n9ne]

this is from Ron's interview with Dexter in 2003:

http://www.getbig.com/iview/jackson030115.htm

So I hear that you got married? Congratulations!

Yes, last week, on January 4th, to my longtime girl, Carol Bartletto. I have been with her for ten years, and I proposed to her a couple of years ago. It was a very special exclusive private wedding, just the two of us, at Sandals Resort in Jamaica. We actually got married on a pretty secluded area there, and we took some nice beach shots. We spent a week here in Jamaica, enjoyed ourselves, honeymoon and everything.

[ether]

lol... ....you're right, they prolly thought they had the nfl players wife.....then, when they realized they had a pro bodybuilders' wife, the dropped her off and prolly gave her some money for a cab ride home.

[Karl Kox]

what the fuck I have been away for a week and all hell breaks lose

[FOR REAL]

Dexter needs to quit buying his steroids from the Jamaicans! LOL

Or at least pay his bill?

In all seriousness, glad she is ok.. Seems a bit fishy though, why would someone kidnap a person for a few hours then let him go on their own? Obviously trying to send some type of message... things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Special Ed]

I agree with those who think they mistook Dexter for the NFL player. What else could they have been thinking?

KIDNAPPER #1: Hey mon, we got yo wife here mon.
DEXTER: Who is this?
KIDNAPPER #2: Don't worry about dat mon. Be happy.
DEXTER: What do you guys want?
KIDNAPPER #1: Relax mon. We just need some Cell-Tech mon.
DEXTER: For what? That stuff doesn't work. It's the GH and the meth.
KIDNAPPER #2: Yeah mon. That's why we need the Cell-Tech.
KIDNAPPER #1: It looks just like meth mon, and we can sell dat sheet on da street.
DEXTER: That's crazy. Where did you guys come up with such a crazy idea??
KIDNAPPER #2 (Pulls off mask and voicebox): Craig, I can't do this. It's just too hot under this rasta wig...let's just dump this woman on the side of the road.
KIDNAPPER #1: Kelly mon, no body... no crime.

Special "Shitcom" Ed

[Disgusted]

his wife is cute.. I saw her in the ASC last year

Ah, no you didn't.

[Harry R. M. Pitts]

I agree with those who think they mistook Dexter for the NFL player. What else could they have been thinking?

KIDNAPPER #1: Hey mon, we got yo wife here mon.
DEXTER: Who is this?
KIDNAPPER #2: Don't worry about dat mon. Be happy.
DEXTER: What do you guys want?
KIDNAPPER #1: Relax mon. We just need some Cell-Tech mon.
DEXTER: For what? That stuff doesn't work. It's the GH and the meth.
KIDNAPPER #2: Yeah mon. That's why we need the Cell-Tech.
KIDNAPPER #1: It looks just like meth mon, and we can sell dat sheet on da street.
DEXTER: That's crazy. Where did you guys come up with such a crazy idea??
KIDNAPPER #2 (Pulls off mask and voicebox): Craig, I can't do this. It's just too hot under this rasta wig...let's just dump this woman on the side of the road.
KIDNAPPER #1: Kelly mon, no body... no crime.

Special "Shitcom" Ed

 lmao

[gracie bjj]

marked for death starring steven segal

[DK II]

 

[dyslexic]

Maybe he owes someone some money...?


Could be he thought he would place higher in the Mr. O. ~ I mean, just look at his face, it has "shit, now the Jamaican's are coming" written all over it.

[NotMrAverage]

Jamaicans did this because they were high on the weed. Just say no mon!

[purenaturalstrength]

is this real or a hoax?


we must save dexter's wife, getbig!

to arms!



give me the informations required and i will come to americana with hired russian goons


dexter is the last remaining supreme bodybuilder in generation nothingness

we must save his personal life or his physique will go to crap

[Swlabr]

Welcome to 2006, fags.

[makaveli25]

FOR SALE:

2003 Lexus.  This is one hot car!

Urine-stained driver's seat.

Looking to sell soon.

Call Ziggy @ 555-555-5555

LMAO 

[Parker]

 I think they meant SC430, as the Lexus SC400 was discontinued by 2000.

[ChristopherA]

is this real or a hoax?


we must save dexter's wife, getbig!

to arms!



give me the informations required and i will come to americana with hired russian goons


dexter is the last remaining supreme bodybuilder in generation nothingness

we must save his personal life or his physique will go to crap

Geez that's some of the dumbest shit I ever heard.