Get Bigs "Elite" hits the whorehouse: Bank Holiday Monday Special.

[Uncle Junior]

So I wake up this morning, go to my bathroom and spark up a Marlborough light on an empty stomach, weigh myself (still 203lb  ) and throw a few guest poses while taking selfies on my phone.

I log on to Getbig and Bigmc is pm'ing me his drivel as usual so I think to myself lets troll him a bit.

I send him an old pic of me natty weighing 180lb and ask him "what you think about my progress bro"

He says "You look like shit, you need to go on keto and lose 30lbs, are you sure your gear is not bunk" ....

It's Bank Holiday Monday so I say fuck the gym, drink a can of coke and have a Wotsit for breakfast, get shower, do my hair and I go get some cash from the cash point.

I go to Sainsbury's get two bottles of wine as usual, packet of Marlboro lights, pop 75mg Proviron and 100mg tab of Kamagra and I am ready to hit the whorehouse to meet the lovely Suzanah. (I posted her pics here last night)

I get Suzanah to wear my yellow Golds Gym top that the other hoe wore the other day (getting a bit smelly now) and proceed to fuck Suzannahs brains out for 3 hours straight while filming it and giving shout outs to Skorp, Bigmc and Booty.  

This is the 4th day in a row now i've gone to the whorehouse. my personal record and best ever was 72 so long way to go.

I then get Chinese on the way back home while listening to 50 cent on the radio, log on to Getbig and post like a boss.

This is how the real Elite Get Biggers roll.

How was your bank holiday Monday cos I am living the dream.

Mwah
x0x0x

PS...Obviously only the real fans get to see my videos in "action" or maybe I will post them in the adult section.


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[Uncle Junior]

 

[SF1900]

Is this another escort/prostitute?

[King Shizzo]

Joon, This posting style has the life of an active volcano. I am behind you 100%, but I feel as if you are burning out at an unstoppable pace. Don't you feel as if you are going about in circles?

[Lustral]

Gambling, drugs, prostitutes and fast food. This will end well.

[Waller]

Are good looking hookers hard to find?

[Uncle Junior]

Joon, This posting style has the life of an active volcano. I am behind you 100%, but I feel as if you are burning out at an unstoppable pace. Don't you feel as if you are going about in circles?

No brother I am just in first gear, you ain't seen nothing yet.

The best is yet to come my friend.

I owe a huge debt of gratitude to you my friend.

None of this would have been possible without you.

[Uncle Junior]

Is this another escort/prostitute?

That's one way to put it, another would be to say she is one of my girlfriends of which there are many. 

[Lustral]

That's one way to put it, another would be to say she is one of my girlfriends of which there are many. 
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You don't pay for sex with girlfriends hth.

Joon, do you not see you will be the next DA of this board? Minus the muscles.

[Uncle Junior]

Gambling, drugs, prostitutes and fast food. This will end well.

Are you saying I am on my way to becoming the next Mick Jagger or Iggy Pop, albeit a more muscular version?  

[Lustral]

Are you saying I am on my way to becoming the next Mick Jagger or Iggy Pop, albeit a more muscular version?  

Addictions do not end well. You have so many piled up it is dangerous. Hookers are down the list, coke and gambling should worry you. Coke makes you delusional and overly self-confident. The downside is that without it you have no self worth. Gambling is a recipe for disaster in some people, up to the individual.

I'm not being critical, just honest. I've been in some of the footsteps your treading in now, the path isn't good.

[Hulkotron]

Uncle Junior is like the Joker of getbig.

Some men aren't looking for anything logical like money.  They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or neg(r)otiated with.  Some men just want to watch the world burn. 

Batman is obviously our Prince of Peace anabolichalo (rip)

[tommywishbone]

Gambling, drugs, prostitutes and fast food. This will end well.

Just everything a growing boy needs.

[Uncle Junior]

Addictions do not end well. You have so many piled up it is dangerous. Hookers are down the list, coke and gambling should worry you. Coke makes you delusional and overly self-confident. The downside is that without it you have no self worth. Gambling is a recipe for disaster in some people, up to the individual.

I'm not being critical, just honest. I've been in some of the footsteps your treading in now, the path isn't good.

Did someone fart?

[wes]

Joons dedication to training,diet,and gear without ever missing a scheduled training day,shot,or meal, is unparalelled!!

Soon enough,he`ll be on the cover of 'Mens Health' !!

[Lustral]

Uncle Junior is like the Joker of getbig.

Some men aren't looking for anything logical like money.  They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or neg(r)otiated with.  Some men just want to watch the world burn. 

Batman is obviously our Prince of Peace anabolichalo (rip)

Yeah but he is on a path to going into personal hell. I don't know how bad is coke use is, but we can see his use of whores and gambling. We don't see posts saying when he lost a ton at casino, I'm sure coke/drink can blot that out. For now.

[Uncle Junior]

Just everything a growing boy needs.

Exactly and steroids and gh to help with recovery, you can't grow unless you recover.

Fuck blue stars, I should immediately be given gold ones.

[Quickerblade]

Driving alone to a whorehouse on any holiday is not elite at all.

[Uncle Junior]

Joons dedication to training,diet,and gear without ever missing a scheduled training day,shot,or meal, is unparalelled!!

Soon enough,he`ll be on the cover of 'Mens Health' !!

I go by feel, I have tremendous mind/muscle connection. 

[Lustral]

Did someone fart?

I'm an upbeat guy just trying to give you guidance. If you wanna fuck your life up for the merriment of others that's your prerogative. I could give a shit if you slit your wrists because you hate yourself for fucking trafficked women and taking drugs because you have a hole in your life.

Make sure to video that part so we can connect the two.

[Uncle Junior]

Driving alone to a whorehouse on any holiday is not elite at all.

"any holiday" 

I do it everyday. lol

[Uncle Junior]

I'm an upbeat guy just trying to give you guidance. If you wanna fuck your life up for the merriment of others that's your prerogative. I could give a shit if you slit your wrists because you hate yourself for fucking trafficked women and taking drugs because you have a hole in your life.

Make sure to video that part so we can connect the two.

"trafficked women" 

She is a university student getting a BA in Architecture.

Relax gramps, I prefer Wes, more my kinda guy.

[the trainer]

In all fairness to junior when you are on steroids you are suppose to have a lot of sex, I remember the first time I took test I was like an animal fucking everyday non stop.

[WalterWhite]

The food was the best part and now I'm hungry for junk food!

[Lustral]

"trafficked women" 

She is a university student getting a BA in Architecture.

Relax gramps, I prefer Wes, more my kinda guy.

I'm sure Wes wasn't a fat deluded shit with a massive nose who had to pay for sex.