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Elliot Was Right
« on: May 28, 2014, 01:14:40 AM »
If a bus full of college women passes you by on the street and some rowdy girls slip out their boobies and flash you, it is cause for celebration.

If a bus full of college men passes you by on the street and some rowdy guys slip out their cocks and flash you, it is indecent exposure and punishable with jail time.

Women = sickening oppressors bringing down man-made civilization

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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2014, 01:19:02 AM »
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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2014, 01:19:31 AM »
If a bus full of college women passes you by on the street and some rowdy girls slip out their boobies and flash you, it is cause for celebration.

If a bus full of college men passes you by on the street and some rowdy guys slip out their cocks and flash you, it is indecent exposure and punishable with jail time.

Women = sickening oppressors bringing down man-made civilization

Except Elliott didn't contribute anything to civilization.

He was a whiny bitch, and utterly inferior physically.

In terms of intellect he didn't demonstrate anything extraordinary either.

Women passed him up because he was the inferior insect he always suspected he was.

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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2014, 01:30:10 AM »
Except Elliott didn't contribute anything to civilization.

He was a whiny bitch, and utterly inferior physically.

In terms of intellect he didn't demonstrate anything extraordinary either.

Women passed him up because he was the inferior insect he always suspected he was.
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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2014, 01:34:55 AM »
Except Elliott didn't contribute anything to civilization.

He was a whiny bitch, and utterly inferior physically.

In terms of intellect he didn't demonstrate anything extraordinary either.

Women passed him up because he was the inferior insect he always suspected he was.

Sounds very similar to a lot of guys on getbig  8)

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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2014, 01:44:31 AM »
“I concluded that women are flawed. There is something mentally wrong with the way their brains are wired, as if they haven’t evolved from animal-like thinking. They are incapable of reason or thinking rationally. They are like animals, completely controlled by their primal, depraved emotions and impulses. That is why they are attracted to barbaric, wild, beast-like men. They are beasts themselves. Beasts should not be able to have any rights in a civilized society. If their wickedness is not contained, the whole of humanity will be held back from advancement to a more civilized state. Women should not have the right to choose who to mate with. That choice should be made for them by civilized men of intelligence. If women had the freedom to choose which men to mate with, like they do today, they would breed with stupid, degenerate men, which would only produce stupid, degenerate offspring. This in turn would hinder the advancement of humanity. Not only hinder it, but devolve humanity completely. Women are like a plague that must be quarantined.”

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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2014, 01:46:05 AM »
I prefer galeniko's philosophy of having sex with women and dropping them as punishment for being cold heartless whores.

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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2014, 01:48:42 AM »
I prefer galeniko's philosophy of having sex with women and dropping them as punishment for being cold heartless whores.

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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2014, 01:51:33 AM »
I love when the getbig scholars provide us with in depth knowledge about racial, social class, and sex issues. Always a profound experience.
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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2014, 02:48:30 AM »
“I concluded that women are flawed. There is something mentally wrong with the way their brains are wired, as if they haven’t evolved from animal-like thinking. They are incapable of reason or thinking rationally. They are like animals, completely controlled by their primal, depraved emotions and impulses. That is why they are attracted to barbaric, wild, beast-like men. They are beasts themselves. Beasts should not be able to have any rights in a civilized society. If their wickedness is not contained, the whole of humanity will be held back from advancement to a more civilized state. Women should not have the right to choose who to mate with. That choice should be made for them by civilized men of intelligence. If women had the freedom to choose which men to mate with, like they do today, they would breed with stupid, degenerate men, which would only produce stupid, degenerate offspring. This in turn would hinder the advancement of humanity. Not only hinder it, but devolve humanity completely. Women are like a plague that must be quarantined.”

He would have been fine if he'd found Allah in time.

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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2014, 03:13:01 AM »
He would have been fine if he'd found Allah in time.

Has great Shaheed potential. Could have detonated in a mall.

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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2014, 03:16:53 AM »
Thread title would make a great T-Shirt for virgin betas who can`t get laid.  :D

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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2014, 03:23:36 AM »
Has great Shaheed potential. Could have detonated in a mall.

He could have detonated somewhere opulent with lots of people, like Harrod's.

“My favorite part was walking through the store Harrods. Harrods is a gigantic, renowned luxury designer clothing store. Every facet of it exuded beauty and excessive opulence. It was my type of place. I wished I was rich enough to buy anything I wanted at the store – there were so many choices of fabulous clothing – but alas, I had to settle with buying only one Giorgio Armani shirt.”

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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2014, 04:04:08 AM »
I thought only queers use words like fabulous and marvelous.  ???

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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2014, 04:14:58 AM »
I wonder if he read any Bret Easton Ellis.

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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2014, 04:17:22 AM »
Is this the misogyny thread?


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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2014, 04:29:17 AM »
Is this the misogyny thread?


No that's in the women forum, above the laundry topic.

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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2014, 04:30:54 AM »
i watched a video this week - man yelling/putting hands on woman in public - everyone starts calling 911 and threatening to kick his ass.  Then, they showed the same couple, with the woman beating up the man - and people were laughing, teasing him, taking cell footage, and letting him take an ass whooping.

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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2014, 04:37:26 AM »
Is this the misogyny thread?



I like to think all threads on getbig are



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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2014, 04:37:38 AM »
i watched a video this week - man yelling/putting hands on woman in public - everyone starts calling 911 and threatening to kick his ass.  Then, they showed the same couple, with the woman beating up the man - and people were laughing, teasing him, taking cell footage, and letting him take an ass whooping.

Yes, the world sucks for men. But we can handle it. You know why? BECAUSE WE ARE FUCKING MEN.

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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2014, 04:49:41 AM »
Yes, the world sucks for men. But we can handle it. You know why? BECAUSE WE ARE FUCKING MEN.

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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2014, 05:03:32 AM »
He would have been fine if he'd found Allah in time.
Instead he has become one of 72 virgins in heaven getting arse raped by some terrorist goat herder.  The irony.
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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2014, 05:20:44 AM »
Yes, the world sucks for men. But we can handle it. You know why? BECAUSE WE ARE FUCKING MEN.

I don't screw dudes. Speak for yourself.

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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2014, 05:48:13 AM »
Gotta love the belly aching.

You think the men who settled America belly ached about drivel like this?

No. They got shot at by, lived through wars if they were lucky, made it through pestilence and disease if they were doubly lucky, died young, raised a family, farmed the land, and left the world a better place for their young.

Generation nothingness, meanwhile, drones on about the hardships of sync'ing their ipod, why their cell phone contract is so long term, why girls don't like them on tinder, where to buy a pair of skinny jeans, why they can't grow a hipster beard and wonder if they listen to more Katy Perry, if girls will notice their sensitive side.

Men have themselves to blame. The deterioration of masculinity only works if weak men allow it to take place - that's a choice, no doubt. I guess most men aren't really strong enough to choose for themselves how to live their own lives then, are they?

I'll do it my way. Don't much care what people outside those I love think about me.




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Re: Elliot Was Right
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2014, 05:54:37 AM »
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