Author Topic: Creatine supplement made Elliot Rodger kill - they claim (Read 45529 times)

Nails · « **Reply #175 on:** May 31, 2014, 02:57:00 PM »

Whatcha ya gonna do brother, when the 24" pythons and Creatine run wild on YOU!!!!

falco · « **Reply #176 on:** May 31, 2014, 03:18:15 PM »

Yo homie!

Is that my creatine?

240 is Back · « **Reply #177 on:** May 31, 2014, 03:21:32 PM »

"Creatine, motherfucker. Do you take it?"

Megalodon · « **Reply #178 on:** May 31, 2014, 03:25:29 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on May 31, 2014, 03:21:32 PM

"Creatine, motherfucker. Do you take it?"

see page 3

240 is Back · « **Reply #179 on:** May 31, 2014, 03:27:27 PM »

Quote from: Megalodon on May 31, 2014, 03:25:29 PM

see page 3

lol epic 240 repeat fail

I'll try again.

What we've got here is failure to assimilate. Some creatines you just can't mix. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way it clumps. Well, he gets it.

Nails · « **Reply #180 on:** May 31, 2014, 03:28:38 PM »

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the olympia. Dios mio, man. Creatine and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a synthol bicep out on the stage, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and and shake your hand til it says POOP

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Creatine.

falco · « **Reply #181 on:** May 31, 2014, 03:34:00 PM »

"Some creatine must have entered the pod and now... it's like i don't need steroids anymore."

Nails · « **Reply #182 on:** May 31, 2014, 03:37:22 PM »

"You're travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Creatine Zone!"

Schnauzer · « **Reply #183 on:** May 31, 2014, 06:32:02 PM »

"Anyway, like I was sayin', creatine is the fruit of the gym. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, creatine-kabobs, creatine creole, creatine gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple creatine, lemon creatine, coconut creatine, pepper creatine, creatine soup, creatine stew, creatine salad, creatine and potatoes, creatine burger, creatine sandwich. That- that's about it."

The Ugly · « **Reply #184 on:** May 31, 2014, 06:34:43 PM »

I'm trying to appreciate this shit, but no. Just stop. Creatine, we get it.

Schnauzer · « **Reply #185 on:** May 31, 2014, 06:47:08 PM »

Quote from: The Ugly on May 31, 2014, 06:34:43 PM

I'm trying to appreciate this shit, but no. Just stop. Creatine, we get it.

The Ugly · « **Reply #186 on:** May 31, 2014, 07:23:34 PM »

Quote from: Schnauzer on May 31, 2014, 06:47:08 PM

njflex · « **Reply #187 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:07:46 PM »

on'creatine'i feell euphoric,like dancing.

Wiggs · « **Reply #188 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:21:05 PM »

Quote from: njflex on May 31, 2014, 08:07:46 PM

on'creatine'i feell euphoric,like dancing.

What happened to Don's pants?

njflex · « **Reply #189 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:24:26 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on May 31, 2014, 08:21:05 PM

What happened to Don's pants?

torn off by 'piston honda'

njflex · « **Reply #190 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:44:17 PM »

hey did u creatine,,'i ain't got time for creatine...

tu_holmes · « **Reply #191 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:06:55 PM »

I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he drink six shots of creatine or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is Cell-Tech , the most powerful creatine in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

tu_holmes · « **Reply #192 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:10:34 PM »

"I did not have creatine relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinksy."

njflex · « **Reply #193 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:15:00 PM »

Quote from: tu_holmes on May 31, 2014, 09:10:34 PM

"I did not have creatine relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinksy."

lol

Schnauzer · « **Reply #194 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:22:51 PM »

"Luke, use the creatine"

Quickerblade · « **Reply #195 on:** June 01, 2014, 12:12:18 AM »

Hey dirtbag, you're a lousy shot. I don't like lousy shots. You wasted a kid... for creatine. Now I think it's time to waste you!

Schnauzer · « **Reply #196 on:** June 01, 2014, 08:50:49 AM »

Col. Jessep: "You see Rami, I can deal with the schmoes, and the Mayor, and Steve Blechman. I don't want creatine, and I don't want insulin. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white thong and with your Weider mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely."

Megalodon · « **Reply #197 on:** June 01, 2014, 11:08:46 AM »

Rambone · « **Reply #198 on:** June 01, 2014, 12:02:16 PM »

Quote from: Megalodon on June 01, 2014, 11:08:46 AM

Hahaha

Rambone · « **Reply #199 on:** June 01, 2014, 12:07:44 PM »

If you're edged 'cause I'm wheezing on your creatine, just chill 'cause if I had the whole monohydrate thing happening at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so don't tax my gig so hardcore, cruster.