Author Topic: I cant believe Amazon sells this (Read 4457 times)

the trainer · « **on:** May 28, 2014, 09:31:54 AM »

What the fuck amazon is selling synthol oil to inject in your biceps

http://www.amazon.com/Synthol-posing-Synthrol-Pump-100ml/dp/B0074WR8UW/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

cannon_fodder · « **Reply #1 on:** May 28, 2014, 09:36:50 AM »

They don't sell it. They merely facilitate the sale of said item

Grape Ape · « **Reply #2 on:** May 28, 2014, 09:38:41 AM »

Lol, read the comments:

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So here I was, sitting alone in an alley, feeling like a chump. I couldn't get the arm definition that I had hoped for, and my wife was telling me I don't look enough like a gorilla so she was going to leave me. All the steroids and weeks of lifting didn't do anything to make me look like a bag of grapes. Then I went on Amazon and found Synthol. This product is wonderful. I simply inject the oil into where I think muscles might go, and voila! I now have flaccid water balloons drooping on my arms and chest. I also injected some into my calves for good measure.

I came into the gym 2 days later (thanks Amazon Prime!) and everyone dropped their weights and stared in awe. For the price of one month's gym membership, I got a bottle of Synthol and showed these chumps who's boss. Who needs to exercise and work out, when you can squirt oil subcutaneously and look exactly like a body builder? I then went home and made sweet gorilla-love to my wife.

Lustral · « **Reply #3 on:** May 28, 2014, 09:41:26 AM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on May 28, 2014, 09:38:41 AM

Lol, read the comments:

Funny that grape ape posted a quote containing grapes and gorillas too

Also, you inject IM not SC, I'm anal about these things. No homo.

pedro01 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 28, 2014, 09:44:29 AM »

lol...

SuperTed · « **Reply #5 on:** May 28, 2014, 09:48:40 AM »

Probably Amazon's number one seller in Brazil.

Lustral · « **Reply #6 on:** May 28, 2014, 09:49:22 AM »

Quote from: SuperTed on May 28, 2014, 09:48:40 AM

Probably Amazon's number one seller in Brazil.

If you scroll down you see one comment in Portuguese

Rami · « **Reply #7 on:** May 28, 2014, 09:55:11 AM »

It really is a travesty, it's mostly young or mentally ill men who succumb to and fall victim to such unhealthy and dangerous practices as advanced bodybuilding entails.

Amazon really is some heartless callous money bastards to facilitate and make royalty of such deals.

I lost all respect for them just now.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #8 on:** May 28, 2014, 09:55:50 AM »

Rich Piana 5%?

Tapeworm · « **Reply #9 on:** May 28, 2014, 10:02:59 AM »

Quote from: Rami on May 28, 2014, 09:55:11 AM

It really is a travesty, it's mostly young or mentally ill men who succumb to and fall victim to such unhealthy and dangerous practices as advanced bodybuilding entails.

Amazon really is some heartless callous money bastards to facilitate and make royalty of such deals.

I lost all respect for them just now.

No. You decide for yourself. Someone doesn't decide for you. This is the way of the mountain, pilgrim.

Rami · « **Reply #10 on:** May 28, 2014, 10:05:43 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on May 28, 2014, 10:02:59 AM

No. You decide for yourself. Someone doesn't decide for you. This is the way of the mountain, pilgrim.

Not if they target mentally ill persons. That is not correct.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #11 on:** May 28, 2014, 10:15:47 AM »

Then they're in a padded room somewhere. If not, they're just this side of sane or clever enough to elude capture. Either way, my kinda people.

You don't curtail a man's rights as a consumer. That's against the constitution or something bro.

delta9mda · « **Reply #12 on:** May 28, 2014, 10:25:37 AM »

POSING OIL lolol

Skeletor · « **Reply #13 on:** May 28, 2014, 10:38:42 AM »

Look at the "customers who viewed this item also viewed":

"The accommodator" wtf...

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #14 on:** May 28, 2014, 11:05:11 AM »

Quote from: the trainer on May 28, 2014, 09:31:54 AM

What the fuck amazon is selling synthol oil to inject in your biceps

http://www.amazon.com/Synthol-posing-Synthrol-Pump-100ml/dp/B0074WR8UW/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

Amazon is like Ebay....independent sellers do it.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #15 on:** May 29, 2014, 01:56:43 PM »

Somebody wrote this and it was deleted.LMAO

"All my life people were calling me a tiny tiitt. Everyone I talked to had something to say about how narrow I was. Now after using this product for over the past 5 years, I was able to win multiple Mr. Olympia titles and make millions of dollars. Without this product, I'd be placing out of the top ten at my local city bodybuilding show down at the YMCA"

---Phil Heath

bloated · « **Reply #16 on:** May 29, 2014, 03:30:07 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on May 29, 2014, 01:56:43 PM

Somebody wrote this and it was deleted.LMAO

"All my life people were calling me a tiny tiitt. Everyone I talked to had something to say about how narrow I was. Now after using this product for over the past 5 years, I was able to win multiple Mr. Olympia titles and make millions of dollars. Without this product, I'd be placing out of the top ten at my local city bodybuilding show down at the YMCA"

---Phil Heath

the trainer · « **Reply #17 on:** May 29, 2014, 04:48:19 PM »

Lustral · « **Reply #18 on:** May 29, 2014, 05:03:21 PM »

Quote from: the trainer on May 29, 2014, 04:48:19 PM

Remember that from bb.com, pro section. The spinning Branch was the finishing touch.

Nails · « **Reply #19 on:** May 29, 2014, 05:04:43 PM »

http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Canned-Unicorn-Meat/dp/B004CRYE2C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1401408256&sr=8-1&keywords=unicorn+meat

Lustral · « **Reply #20 on:** May 29, 2014, 05:05:53 PM »

Quote from: Nails on May 29, 2014, 05:04:43 PM

http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Canned-Unicorn-Meat/dp/B004CRYE2C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1401408256&sr=8-1&keywords=unicorn+meat

Who could forget the ghost in jar?

GHGut · « **Reply #21 on:** May 29, 2014, 05:22:17 PM »

Yeah? How about this?

http://www.amazon.com/Hegar-Uterine-Dilator-With-Carrying/dp/B00CHH3IDK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1401409293&sr=8-1&keywords=urethral+sounds

the trainer · « **Reply #22 on:** May 29, 2014, 05:27:18 PM »

This one beats them all.

http://www.walesinabottle.com/

Nails · « **Reply #23 on:** May 29, 2014, 05:43:10 PM »

http://www.amazon.com/Life-Form-Infant-Circumcision-Trainer/dp/B0083Y0W26

hench · « **Reply #24 on:** May 29, 2014, 06:37:24 PM »

Hahaha

that's pure gold

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on May 29, 2014, 01:56:43 PM

Somebody wrote this and it was deleted.LMAO

"All my life people were calling me a tiny tiitt. Everyone I talked to had something to say about how narrow I was. Now after using this product for over the past 5 years, I was able to win multiple Mr. Olympia titles and make millions of dollars. Without this product, I'd be placing out of the top ten at my local city bodybuilding show down at the YMCA"

---Phil Heath