Your wife has lots of company, specifically tranny cock while your away in La.
So this is what I am missing...riiiighhhttt.
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Yup - that is what you could never have in a million years.
A relationship.
A home of your own.
A family.
A social life.
Hence you live your moms attic, fuck hookers and spend your time time desperately trying to impress people on the internet.
Trouble is - because you are a social retard, you can't string together a coherent story.
I am one of the few people actually helping you out on here.
Thanks for finding that pic - haven't seen it in ages. Brings back great memories that one. That was in the UK at the stately home my Sister had her wedding. What a great day it was.