I really couldn't give two shits if he ever returns....unless it's to replace the Uncle Penisface II lies and bullshit with his own brand of lies and bullshit.
It isn't about Ahole though. I think he should be able to return on principal.
But as someone said, all he has to do is PM Ron and apologize. I've been in timeout and the mods never made me grovel or kiss their ass. I agree with the poster that said he probably is just enjoying all of these people rallying for him (even though 'us' vs the mods is the real motivation).
I doubt UJ will show up to fight you, but judging by the way he is constantly posting coke fueled novels that shift the topic to himself in every thread, I am certain his heart will explode out of his chest if it last longer than 10 seconds.