Uncle junior intervention thread

[bigmc]

Its time folks for the people of get big to help our fallen soldier uncle junior

he tried to fly to high

but has reached out to me to help him with the following issues

1) Barebacking russian crack whores with a flaccid three inch cock

2) easting 10000 calories a day consisting of kfc and wotsits

3) trying to buy every female member on the board

4) paying shizzo a weekly salary to make the worse you tube videos in history

5) posting videos of himself dancing in his underwear at 40 percent body fat

the final straw came to night when he admitted to me that he is never going to leave his mothers attic again


my fellow get biggers we do not want another tbombz

we can fix this shit 

[denarii]

he is contributing to the economy though.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/10861170/Drugs-and-prostitution-add-10bn-a-year-to-UK-economy.html

[Uncle Junior]

Its time folks for the people of get big to help our fallen soldier uncle junior

he tried to fly to high

but has reached out to me to help him with the following issues

1) Barebacking russian crack whores with a flaccid three inch cock

2) easting 10000 calories a day consisting of kfc and wotsits

3) trying to buy every female member on the board

4) paying shizzo a weekly salary to make the worse you tube videos in history

5) posting videos of himself dancing in his underwear at 40 percent body fat

the final straw came to night when he admitted to me that he is never going to leave his mothers attic again


my fellow get biggers we do not want another tbombz

we can fix this shit 

You just mad cos I got 17 inch guns now to add to the mad mma skills and I am getting the girls.

Can't believe you lot can't see how much huger I got now and think I got fat...lmao

Mwah
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[the trainer]

Hey uncle junior did you get down with that black hoe awesome you should a video and shout out to halo.

[Uncle Junior]

Hey uncle junior did you get down with that black hoe awesome you should a video and shout out to halo.

Yeah I have the video.

She's cute no?

She fucks me free for blow.

She lives around my way.

On my Facebook so technically not a hoe.

[bloated]

You just mad cos I got 17 inch guns now to add to the mad mma skills and I am getting the girls.

Can't believe you lot can't see how much huger I got now and think I got fat...lmao

Mwah
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cool videoclips , dont mind the haters, they just jealous of ur Lifestyle...

[King Shizzo]

Junior is very entertaining, however, he already has painted himself into a corner.

Where do you go from blowjob/sex videos? His constant desire for attention will force him to continue to up the ante.

I can sense a nuclear flameout coming.  Just speaking my honest opinion.

[the trainer]

Yeah I have the video.

She's cute no?

She fucks me free for blow.

She lives around my way.

On my Facebook so technically not a hoe.

That would be a nice threesome.

[Uncle Junior]

That would be a nice threesome.

already happened.  

[Uncle Junior]

Junior is very entertaining, however, he already has painted himself into a corner.

Where do you go from blowjob/sex videos? His constant desire for attention will force him to continue to up the ante.

I can sense a nuclear flameout coming.  Just speaking my honest opinion.

Timing is everything.

Lay low, explode, lay low explode.

You are totally right you can't keep up same pace everyday, it becomes a full time job.

Weird thing is I can totally emphasize with you now about some of the things you went through.

No one will get it until they have gone through it.

Fame does come at a cost, the trick is to keep reinventing yourself like Madonna and Lady Gaga.

The fans will always expect more and more not matter how much you give them.

Its the nature of the beast.

You are not helping me much these days with your recent quietness.

I mean if you took the spotlight for a bit it would give me some welcome respite and a break.

We need to alternate these things between us for both our sakes.....just a thought.

[Natural Man]

this dude cant be for real.

[Uncle Junior]

Where do you go from blowjob/sex videos?

On a serious note my friend, this very next thought grosses the hell out of me........BUT .....

How about I write "booty's chest" in red lipstick on one of my hoe's tits, take a dump on it, film and post it?  

I am pretty sure that would be illegal though, not sure about defecation laws in my country, I need to check on that.

I will ask my lawyer tomorrow and don't think I am kidding.

Imagine how the conversation would go:

"Jonathan is it illegal to take a shit on a girls chest, film it an post it on an internet forum in the UK.....would you get back to me on that ASAP..." lmao

Mwah
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[Rambone]

I love his recreational bodybuilding lifestyle. Live by the thong. Die by the thong.

[POB]

already happened.  

I enjoy reading your stories with pics, wish more people would post like that

Keep up the good work son

[WillGrant]

[pedro01]

Yeah I have the video.

She's cute no?

She fucks me free for blow.

She lives around my way.

On my Facebook so technically not a hoe.

Hate to bust your bubble - you are still paying for it

[ChopperRider]

On a serious note my friend, this very next thought grosses the hell out of me........BUT .....

How about I write "booty's chest" in red lipstick on one of my hoe's tits, take a dump on it, film and post it?  

I am pretty sure that would be illegal though, not sure about defecation laws in my country, I need to check on that.

I will ask my lawyer tomorrow and don't think I am kidding.

Imagine how the conversation would go:

"Jonathan is it illegal to take a shit on a girls chest, film it an post it on an internet forum in the UK.....would you get back to me on that ASAP..." lmao

Mwah
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With the Marvin Gaye - "Let's Get it On" track playing in the background.

Wouldn't be weird at all.   

[wes]

Timing is everything.

Lay low, explode, lay low explode.

You are totally right you can't keep up same pace everyday, it becomes a full time job.

Weird thing is I can totally emphasize with you now about some of the things you went through.

No one will get it until they have gone through it.

Fame does come at a cost, the trick is to keep reinventing yourself like Madonna and Lady Gaga.

The fans will always expect more and more not matter how much you give them.

Its the nature of the beast.

You are not helping me much these days with your recent quietness.

I mean if you took the spotlight for a bit it would give me some welcome respite and a break.

We need to alternate these things between us for both our sakes.....just a thought.

Damn Joon,you need to get outside once in a while and off getbig.

You`re fucked up dude! 

[Uncle Junior]

Damn Joon,you need to get outside once in a while and off getbig.

You`re fucked up dude! 

Well its not like I am just sitting on my arse all day just posting on getbig is it.

I am playing poker, betting on the horses, watching porn, looking up brothels, reading steroid info and take regular trips to the kitchen, KFC and the whorehouse for cardio.

I'm a man of many talents and good at multi tasking.

Mwah
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[WillGrant]

A nice melody for Joon 

[Quickerblade]

I like junior, he goes about his business, does not harass or attack members.

[bigmc]

I like junior, he goes about his business, does not harass or attack members.

has he sent you some money

if not I would pm him

he is always looking for investments

[Uncle Junior]

A nice melody for Joon 

Dude that lead singer has uncanny resemblance to Bigmc.

Spooky.

Lol

[Quickerblade]

has he sent you some money

if not I would pm him

he is always looking for investments

Huh?

[bigmc]

Huh?

if you need some more money for arce

or for drugs or hookers

he will send it to you

you might have to jack off on cam for him