Author Topic: Is the UKS scariest debt collector a getbigger? (Read 6224 times)

Darren Avey · « **on:** May 30, 2014, 12:32:22 PM »

Has so many of the qualities

bradistani · « **Reply #1 on:** May 30, 2014, 12:37:13 PM »

you've already showed us this prick.. we need fresh meat

Darren Avey · « **Reply #2 on:** May 30, 2014, 12:41:36 PM »

Oh yeh i didnt realise. Ok ill see what other golden stuff i can uncover.

bradistani · « **Reply #3 on:** May 30, 2014, 12:56:37 PM »

he's a ringer for celeb puff pastry, paul hollywood

Darren Avey · « **Reply #4 on:** May 30, 2014, 12:59:20 PM »

Blody hell looks like the same geezer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Henda · « **Reply #5 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:34:55 PM »

He was in the paper yesterday which probably prompted handsome darrens repost.
Blokes like him exsist all over the place,smart fella, this recent publicity in the paper blokes probably raking it in

denarii · « **Reply #6 on:** May 30, 2014, 01:56:07 PM »

bian cockerill

basically anyone taxing dealers has to be able to hold his own.

Darren Avey · « **Reply #7 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:40:54 PM »

Ah yes Brian Cockerill who claims in his book to have benched 600 for 10, squatted 600 for 20 and ripped the doors off a police van with his bare hands.

Oh and lets not forget how he took on 50 men, all of whom had weapons!

Henda · « **Reply #8 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:44:42 PM »

Before his mild celeb status cockerill was legit.
Even today i wouldnt like the fucker at my door looking for money.

irishdave · « **Reply #9 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:46:08 PM »

Quote from: bass generator on May 30, 2014, 02:44:42 PM

Before his mild celeb status cockerill was legit.
Even today i wouldnt like the fucker at my door looking for money.

He'd get destroyed by any heavyweight boxer...tough, tough guy though. Would bite your nose off in a fight...but then again so would I...especially if you're black.

Darren Avey · « **Reply #10 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:46:13 PM »

Ive no doubt he was legit but talk about exaggerating. At least Lenny mclean only took on 18 blokes at once!

Darren Avey · « **Reply #11 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:47:00 PM »

Quote from: irishdave on May 30, 2014, 02:46:08 PM

He'd get destroyed by any heavyweight boxer...tough, tough guy though. Would bite your nose off in a fight...but then again so would I...especially if you're black.

A nose with all the shit in it is horrible, far better to bite an ear off.

irishdave · « **Reply #12 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:47:55 PM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on May 30, 2014, 02:47:00 PM

A nose with all the shit in it is horrible, far better to bite an ear off.

Doesn't disfigure as bad. Anyways, you wouldn't be able to reach a normal dude's ear you're only like 4 foot 5. I'm 2 foot taller than you lmao

denarii · « **Reply #13 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:50:00 PM »

Quote from: irishdave on May 30, 2014, 02:46:08 PM

He'd get destroyed by any heavyweight boxer...tough, tough guy though. Would bite your nose off in a fight...but then again so would I...especially if you're black.

right but who would get shot after?

irishdave · « **Reply #14 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:53:19 PM »

Quote from: denarii on May 30, 2014, 02:50:00 PM

right but who would get shot after?

I don't know? Maybe you? Maybe him? If you go after someone like Cockerill and shoot him and don't kill him you can be rest assured you are fucked. Your family will be targeted. They could come and fuck you up and rape your missus in front of you and maybe hurt your kids before putting a bullet in your head. You have to think about these things first...

denarii · « **Reply #15 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:54:33 PM »

Quote from: irishdave on May 30, 2014, 02:53:19 PM

I don't know? Maybe you? Maybe him? If you go after someone like Cockerill and shoot him and don't kill him you can be rest assured you are fucked. Your family will be targeted. They could come and fuck you up and rape your missus in front of you and maybe hurt your kids before putting a bullet in your head. You have to think about these things first...

so maybe a 'heavyweight' boxer wouldnt fight him then...

irishdave · « **Reply #16 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:55:21 PM »

Darren! I'm just joking with you btw, no harm meant mate

irishdave · « **Reply #17 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:59:58 PM »

Quote from: denarii on May 30, 2014, 02:54:33 PM

so maybe a 'heavyweight' boxer wouldnt fight him then...

All I said was that he'd be beaten by a trained fighter. From what I know, he didn't actually train but hit a bag and spar a bit and pump iron and knock out 10 reps with 600lbs on the bench, yadda, yadda, yadda. A HUGE MONSTER in his prime though...

Henda · « **Reply #18 on:** May 30, 2014, 03:02:19 PM »

Quote from: irishdave on May 30, 2014, 02:46:08 PM

He'd get destroyed by any heavyweight boxer...tough, tough guy though. Would bite your nose off in a fight...but then again so would I...especially if you're black.

rumours are he had 2 fights with a hevyweight boxer, garside i think his name was, one outside the after dark club where he got beat but bit both garsides ears off, second fight cockeril apparantly evened the score. Not sure on the truth.
Bloke was a legit animal

denarii · « **Reply #19 on:** May 30, 2014, 03:07:19 PM »

Quote from: irishdave on May 30, 2014, 02:59:58 PM

All I said was that he'd be beaten by a trained fighter. From what I know, he didn't actually train but hit a bag and spar a bit and pump iron and knock out 10 reps with 600lbs on the bench, yadda, yadda, yadda. A HUGE MONSTER in his prime though...

thing is if someone is willing to shoot you, it doesnt matter how big they are....

the hit he describes in a house he tried to rob was from Paddy Conroy as Cockerill was robbing Conroy's dealers in the north east.

irishdave · « **Reply #20 on:** May 30, 2014, 03:16:02 PM »

Quote from: bass generator on May 30, 2014, 03:02:19 PM

rumours are he had 2 fights with a hevyweight boxer, garside i think his name was, one outside the after dark club where he got beat but bit both garsides ears off, second fight cockeril apparantly evened the score. Not sure on the truth.
Bloke was a legit animal

I heard garside beat him in the first fight, he claimed he was at a rave for a few days and wasn't right. I didn't know they fought again, must google that

irishdave · « **Reply #21 on:** May 30, 2014, 03:19:04 PM »

Quote from: denarii on May 30, 2014, 03:07:19 PM

thing is if someone is willing to shoot you, it doesnt matter how big they are....

the hit he describes in a house he tried to rob was from Paddy Conroy as Cockerill was robbing Conroy's dealers in the north east.

I heard of this Conroy guy alright. You English lads know more about this stuff, I'm only across the pond...I like hearing these stories

Henda · « **Reply #22 on:** May 30, 2014, 03:19:23 PM »

Quote from: irishdave on May 30, 2014, 03:16:02 PM

I heard garside beat him in the first fight, he claimed he was at a rave for a few days and wasn't right. I didn't know they fought again, must google that

aye same story i heard mate. Never heard any details bout a second fight other than it took place and cockeril won. Could be a load of shit like we never get the 100% true story.

irishdave · « **Reply #23 on:** May 30, 2014, 03:20:51 PM »

Quote from: bass generator on May 30, 2014, 03:19:23 PM

aye same story i heard mate. Never heard any details bout a second fight other than it took place and cockeril won. Could be a load of shit like we never get the 100% true story.

Oh yeah, we never get the full story 'cos it's so long ago and nobody wants to lose face

The True Adonis · « **Reply #24 on:** May 30, 2014, 03:29:23 PM »

LOL let him try collecting in the United States. He would wind up bullet riddled.