The trainer is in da club

[the trainer]

Just thought I would pop in and let you guys know that I am in da club, I am wearing a white v-neck tight shirt and tight jeans and boots, I did some push ups against the bathroom walls and I am drinking red wine you can see all the veins in my arms and my abs in the shirt, I am sitting here at the table talking to a blonde and my buddy is talking to the brunette we have a good shot of getting laid tonight.
I hope your night is going as good as mine if not then it sucks to be you and its good to be me. 

[calfzilla]

Having so much fun at the club he pulls out his phone to post on getbig   

[Knooger]

Having so much fun at the club he pulls out his phone to post on getbig   

He has a cock in his mouth so he can't talk, might as well type.

[visualizeperfection]

local gay bar no doubt.

[freespirit]

 

local gay bar no doubt.

[Royalty]

Just thought I would pop in and let you guys know that I am in da club, I am wearing a white v-neck tight shirt and tight jeans and boots, I did some push ups against the bathroom walls

I hope your night is going as good as mine if not then it sucks to be you and its good to be me.  

If you had real muscle, you wouldn't need to do push-ups secretly in the men's room.

If you were truly having a good time, you wouldn't be posting @ getbig ----- telling other men what you are wearing.

[FermiDirac]

100% outed 

[_aj_]

He's not in a club, he's not talking to chicks. He's not a trainer, nor is he in anything resembling in-shape. He's a basement dweller that faps 5 times a day to mantube.com.

Time to go back to the matrix, "trainer"

[funk51]

YMCA,   it's fun to stay at the YMCA   

[the trainer]

Dam I am  hung over I actually ended up going home with this slutty black hair girl with a lot of piercings, I ponded her hard for over an hour before I came she is going to be sore all day

[da_vinci]

Yeah, right... You gave a BJ for some black dude in a dark alley, admit it.

[the trainer]

If you had real muscle, you wouldn't need to do push-ups secretly in the men's room.

If you were truly having a good time, you wouldn't be posting @ getbig ----- telling other men what you are wearing.

No matter how big your muscles are you want them to look bigger for the shock effect that's why I do it.

[funk51]

 

[thebrink]

Must be nice, picking up must be easy for you.

Women get pleasure out of depriving me of sex and attention..

[Deadpool]

Must be nice, picking up must be easy for you.

Women get pleasure out of depriving me of sex and attention..

make some youtube videos about that

[thebrink]

make some youtube videos about that

I am considering it. When you look good women want to cockblock and spite you at all costs, they get more pleasure out of that than they would having sex with you. Thats the type of pathetic creature they are.

[Primemuscle]

"I'm at the club wearing a black leather vest with skintight white jeans and black boots. The ladies are all over me. It is a sure bet that I'll score, maybe with a harem of hot women"....oh wait, it's mid-afternoon on a Sunday and no club is open, oops!

[Kwon_2]

[Royalty]

Dam I am  hung over I actually ended up going home with this slutty black hair girl with a lot of piercings, I ponded her hard for over an hour before I came she is going to be sore all day

This thread is a cry for help.

[the trainer]

Must be nice, picking up must be easy for you.

Women get pleasure out of depriving me of sex and attention..

Its not hard get a don draper haircut, take some steroids get to at least 220 pounds lean and buy yourself some tight v neck shirts, when you step in the club women are going to stare and flirt with their eyes, pick the one you like go over and introduce yourself, its that simple.

[Lustral]

Good to see you took my advice in an old halo thread re white t-shirt.

Disagree on wall push ups. Take 20mcg igf before going out 

[thebrink]

Its not hard get a don draper haircut, take some steroids get to at least 220 pounds lean and buy yourself some tight v neck shirts, when you step in the club women are going to stare and flirt with their eyes, pick the one you like go over and introduce yourself, its that simple.

The other day my skinny skank waitress at the sports bar froze up like a stunned girl as soon as we locked eyes and proceeded to drop 2 plates of food in front of a restaurant full of people  

Massive intimidation of peace  

[the trainer]

The other day my skinny skank waitress at the sports bar froze up like a stunned girl as soon as we locked eyes and proceeded to drop 2 plates of food in front of a restaurant full of people  

Massive intimidation of peace  

Holy shit you must be a beast


As in a fat ugly beast that scared the poor girl

[the trainer]

Good to see you took my advice in an old halo thread re white t-shirt.

Disagree on wall push ups. Take 20mcg igf before going out 

Yes and the idea for the red wine also next time i will try the igf.

[ProudVirgin69]

I am considering it. When you look good women want to cockblock and spite you at all costs, they get more pleasure out of that than they would having sex with you. Thats the type of pathetic creature they are.

Yes, this must be happening because you look "good".