World Cup Soccer - Who Will Win?

[ChopperRider]

Today's World Cup Update #2:

Mexico 1 - Cameroon 0

I actually would have picked Cameroon in this game if I knew it was being played. Cameroon players tend to sport great dreadlock hairstyles and the Mexican team all look greasy, like the team from Greece got caught in the rain.

Plus the Mexican goalie (keeper.....if you're one of those queefs that has to use proper soccer vocabulary) looks like my landscaper.

Stay tuned for further updates.

[Lustral]

Today's World Cup Update #2:

Mexico 1 - Cameroon 0

I actually would have picked Cameroon in this game if I knew it was being played. Cameroon players tend to sport great dreadlock hairstyles and the Mexican team all look greasy, like the team from Greece got caught in the rain.

Plus the Mexican goalie (keeper.....if you're one of those queefs that has to use proper soccer vocabulary) looks like my landscaper.

Stay tuned for further updates.

You could make the ITV pundit team with that analysis.

Sadly, I'm not trolling.

Woeful defence on display from most teams so far, loving it.

[ChopperRider]

You could make the ITV pundit team with that analysis.

Sadly, I'm not trolling.

Woeful defence on display from most teams so far, loving it.

I am admittedly no soccer expert. I am trying to follow the World Cup this year more than in the past. I thought the refereeing in the Brasil/Croatia game (match.....for you soccer homos) was terrible and almost decided to stop watching. The Dutch team (side.....fuck you soccer homos) played well today. I contemplated looking for a Johann Cruyff throwback jersey online.....but then I realized that soccer homos probably think a jersey is a type of cow.

Now, I'm off to find the results of the Chili's versus whomever they played today game.

[Lustral]

I am admittedly no soccer expert. I am trying to follow the World Cup this year more than in the past. I thought the refereeing in the Brasil/Croatia game (match.....for you soccer homos) was terrible and almost decided to stop watching. The Dutch team (side.....fuck you soccer homos) played well today. I contemplated looking for a Johann Cruyff throwback jersey online.....but then I realized that soccer homos probably think a jersey is a type of cow.

Now, I'm off to find the results of the Chili's versus whomever they played today game.

Chile won 2-1.

Also, noone cares if you call it game/match or team/side. They do hate football being called soccer.

I was on plane back from holidays and missed first match (live anyway)... wondered why it was so much cheaper than every other flight within three days.

[bradistani]

I am admittedly no soccer expert. I am trying to follow the World Cup this year more than in the past. I thought the refereeing in the Brasil/Croatia game (match.....for you soccer homos) was terrible and almost decided to stop watching. The Dutch team (side.....fuck you soccer homos) played well today. I contemplated looking for a Johann Cruyff throwback jersey online.....but then I realized that soccer homos probably think a jersey is a type of cow.

Now, I'm off to find the results of the Chili's versus whomever they played today game.

no. that's something you managed to get right for once

nah, only kidding. enjoy the games and fuck what any twat has to say

i've currently got some baseball game on in the background and i'll be fucked if i can make head or tail of any of the jargon being said.

i just seen some fucker eating a slice of pizza that is equivalent in size to a british, family size pizza every fucker seems to be eating.. nachos in particular.

oh, and the camera lingering on three, pawg teen babes  

not a bad game this baseball

[ChopperRider]

Chile won 2-1.

Also, noone cares if you call it game/match or team/side. They do hate football being called soccer.

I was on plane back from holidays and missed first match (live anyway)... wondered why it was so much cheaper than every other flight within three days.

Of course they do.....why do you think I keep calling it soccer?

Game full of pansies with ponytails lying on the ground holding their shins every 3 goddamn minutes.

 

[ChopperRider]

Today's World Cup Update #3

Chile 3 - Australia 1

Many fans thought this game might be a real steaming pile of well placed pectoral poop because Australia was involved, but it actually was a good tilt (in soccer terms). Chili leaped to a quick two goal lead, and by leaped I mean it took about 4 fucking hours for the first shot on goal to occur. The Aussies replied with a Tim Cahill header (a goal using the head......not to be confused with a Mirage Room 7 near the ice machine header). Tim was thought to be a used up old hag coming into Cup play, but he sure got those fake pearl necklace receivers right oot for the lads. Many Aussie fans had their basiles go hard watching the ball strike the twine in the back of the net. In the end Chili was too much for the Poms and left a great smelly coiler on the chests of the AUS squad.

[arce1988]

 BRAZIL

[Dr.J]

Brazil or Spain

Brazil and who?!

[Dr.J]

Facts

Euro Cup 2008 : winner Espaņa
World Cup 2010: winner Espaņa
Euro Cup 2012: Winner Espaņa

Only in 2014,

Euro League; Seville (Espaņa) winner
Champions League : Real Madrid (Espaņa) winner


Maybe it will be possible then Espaņa? I vote for it

I said Spain is washed up!

[Dr.J]

Spain

 

[Dr.J]

Spain.

How's that vote looking now simplesimon?
 

[Dr.J]

Na Spain are past their prime now.

This!

[Dr.J]

Spain should win again...

Naw!!

[Dr.J]

Sticking with my original pick of Germany. Argentina will do well as will Uraguay

Fixed

[Dr.J]

Have germany in my sweepstake but really want spain to win.

Good luck with that! 

[Dr.J]

ARGENTINA /s]

Goog choice arce

[Dr.J]

Watch Messi,  Aguero, Di Maria, Higuain and Gago create magic!

[Dr.J]

Four games today boys.

[SuperTed]

I said Spain is washed up!

Del Bosque is the problem for Spain. He's turned them into an old boy's club rather than selecting players on merit.
The actual squad hasn't evolved for years despite the plethora of young talent Spain have.

[SuperTed]

Four games today boys.

England kick off later! Lets see if they can do better than the English rugby lads did earlier today.

[RUDE BUOY]

lol england

[Dr.J]

I wanna see what Colombia does today.

[RUDE BUOY]

^

[Lustral]

I wanna see what Colombia does today.

Export copious quantities of cocaine and big assed women hopefully.