Today's SOCCER Matches From the World Coupe:
Costa Rica
England
Italy
UraGay
Greece
Ivory Coast
Japan
Colombia
Costa Rica, Ivory Coast and Colombia with wins.....and Italy/UraGay will tie.
And today's results are in......the national team from Costa Rica (population
41 42 people) ties an absolutely embarrassingly shitty English squad that all look like Darren Avey and definitely suck semen through their "teeth" down at the pub.
Uruguay beats the greaseball wops back onto a boat toward home with their tails between their legs....like the sissy English team a few hours earlier. One Uragay player bites a wop during the game and 99.999999999999999999999
99999% of the world's population don't give a flying fuck.
Greece beats CIV and tonight many Greek boys will get anally abused by their dads and uncles in celebration.
Colombia beats Japan 4-1, because Japan players have limited peripheral vision and play soccer like they fucking drive.