Glad you think about me that much to go and check my stats. 
No actually.... I will explain

I just glanced at a post of yours and saw a whopping 6000 posts and I almost fell off my chair, swear.

I mean I knew your account was like 3 or 4 months old so I was like WTF WTF .......

HOW on Gods green earth can you do that inside of 3 months and then I checked your post per day and saw 33 and change.
Dude that is nuts, do you sleep on your computer desk? lololol