Question for security guards

[The RedMeatKid]

Do security guards get laid a lot because of the uniform? Do chicks think of security guards as police?

[Darren Avey]

Security guard, what a fucking boring job.

[_aj_]

Wiggs may be here to speaketh on this...

[Knooger]

I worked for a security company that provided extra security at nightclubs to supplement bouncers. I was working outside and an extremely beautiful woman came up and started talking to me. Eventually she asked if we just watched for drunk people to leave and give them DUI's when they start their cars. I pointed to where it said "security" on my uniform. She walked off without saying another word. 

[Knooger]

One more story from many years ago.

I was working at a club in Seattle on Pier 70 and it was at the end of the night and we were trying to get people to leave. An extremely muscular Hebrew came walking up the pier. I stopped him and said, "Are you Victor Richards", he said yes. I requested an autograph, which he gave and then I let him on his way up the pier. Seemed like a nice fellow.

[Thin Lizzy]

Having worked as both security and a bartender, the latter is much better for meeting women because it's more sociable. Security just stands in the corner trying to look tough.

[tom joad]

Do security guards get laid a lot because of the uniform? Do chicks think of security guards as police?

RMK, either way, i thought you'd have no problem pulling pussy?

[Henda]

Wiggs may be here to speaketh on this...

not sure if wiggs' day and a half of gainfull employment allows him to comment accuratley on this matter

[funk51]

I worked for a security company that provided extra security at nightclubs to supplement bouncers. I was working outside and an extremely beautiful woman came up and started talking to me. Eventually she asked if we just watched for drunk people to leave and give them DUI's when they start their cars. I pointed to where it said "security" on my uniform. She walked off without saying another word. 

enuff said wink, wink  nudge, nudge...

[the trainer]

I am sure this guy gets laid a lot because of the uniform.

[Thin Lizzy]

If a Security Guard gets laid because of his uniform, he probably lives in an area where just having a job makes you a good catch.

[Hulkotron]

One more story from many years ago.

I was working at a club in Seattle on Pier 70 and it was at the end of the night and we were trying to get people to leave. An extremely muscular Hebrew came walking up the pier. I stopped him and said, "Are you Victor Richards", he said yes. I requested an autograph, which he gave and then I let him on his way up the pier. Seemed like a nice fellow.

Great bodybuilding-related story Knooger

[_aj_]

One more story from many years ago.

I was working at a club in Seattle on Pier 70 and it was at the end of the night and we were trying to get people to leave. An extremely muscular Hebrew came walking up the pier. I stopped him and said, "Are you Victor Richards", he said yes. I requested an autograph, which he gave and then I let him on his way up the pier. Seemed like a nice fellow.

At what point did he pull out a bucket of white rice and 8 chicken breasts and start eating? 

[_aj_]

One more story from many years ago.

I was working at a club in Seattle on Pier 70 and it was at the end of the night and we were trying to get people to leave. An extremely muscular Hebrew came walking up the pier. I stopped him and said, "Are you Victor Richards", he said yes. I requested an autograph, which he gave and then I let him on his way up the pier. Seemed like a nice fellow.

I am sure you still treasure that autograph

[_bruce_]

Great bodybuilding-related story Knooger

 

[funk51]

If a Security Guard gets laid because of his uniform, he probably lives in an area where just having a job makes you a good catch.

good point