You should avoid this, the more I think about it.
If you get caught, I don't think they'd take it as the compliment it was meant to be.
I think your joke is going over my head sorry
She shits before jumping in the shower, doesn't flush, you carefully sneak in and begin picking the corn out for your enjoyment, she hears you rustling and rooting around for the morsels, she catches you brown handed...You try to explain it is the ultimate compliment...She maces you and tasers you simultaneously calling in the S.W.A.T. team...
I got it immediately, funny stuff.
Carry on.
