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Re: Five finger shoes ?
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2014, 06:43:49 AM »
its only gay if you have 3 fingers.
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Re: Five finger shoes ?
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2014, 06:44:44 AM »
I know people who love those shoes and tell me how comfy they are.

Personally, I think they look hideous. :D

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Re: Five finger shoes ?
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2014, 06:46:34 AM »
its only gay if you have 3 fingers.

Yes if the balls are touched by three or more fingers then it's gay, otherwise not-gay.

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Re: Five fingers shoes ?
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2014, 07:11:02 AM »
Gayer than OneMoreRep and BayGBM going on a blind date to a Russian bath house and only discussing credit history.
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Re: Five fingers shoes ?
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2014, 08:46:44 AM »
The same amount of people would have bought these dumb shoes even if they never made outrages claims...lol...Just wish they would go after supplement companies...

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Re: Five fingers shoes ?
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2014, 08:51:35 AM »
I actually own a pair, I used them alot on travels in excotic places where I don't know what's lurking in the waters i step on, I could swim in them and walk on the beach on them which is a lot more useful than flipflops, saved me from sea urchins and nasty insects on many times.....but if you're making this post about people wearing them in gyms, then yes, I would never do that.
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Re: Five fingers shoes ?
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2014, 08:52:17 AM »
A couple of guys sport those at the gym. Both douchetards.

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Re: Five finger shoes ?
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2014, 08:53:21 AM »
I know people who love those shoes and tell me how comfy they are.

Personally, I think they look hideous. :D


that's usually just people rationalizing their purchase and trying to make everyone around them believe that they're onto something special.  

just like when people eat organic apples for 3 days and tell everyone that "they feel so much better".  ::)

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Re: Five fingers shoes ?
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2014, 10:11:56 AM »
A couple of guys sport those at the gym. Both douchetards.

I'm a douchetard...  ;D

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Re: Five fingers shoes ?
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2014, 10:31:56 AM »
Would love to try them, since I'm not allowed to train on socks.

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Re: Five fingers shoes ?
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2014, 10:34:05 AM »
It's only gay if you have or show a merry, lively mood.

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Re: Five fingers shoes ?
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2014, 12:58:18 PM »
Would love to try them, since I'm not allowed to train on socks.

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Re: Five fingers shoes ?
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2014, 01:02:10 PM »
 what about the makers of those Elton John looking platform 'balance' shoes that fat chicks were gobbling up a couple of years back? the ones that promised to 'tone' your glutes by wobbling around all day on 6" of black rubber (no homo)

vibrams are the footwear equivalent of a disabled license plate, so I appreciate the wearers for voluntarily self-identifying as total douchetards

new balance makes a minimus shoe that has the same sole but none of the stink of crossfit tryhard-ery

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Re: Five fingers shoes ?
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2014, 01:23:13 PM »

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Re: Five fingers shoes ?
« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2014, 02:20:57 PM »

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Re: Five fingers shoes ?
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2014, 01:55:31 AM »
Would love to try them, since I'm not allowed to train on socks.

You could borrow mine, but I don't think you'd fit a size 37.

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Re: Five fingers shoes ?
« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2014, 02:24:38 AM »
You could borrow mine, but I don't think you'd fit a size 37.

Can I sniff them first?   :D
I'm afraid that I need to cut my toes (44 here)

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Re: Five fingers shoes ?
« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2014, 03:01:10 AM »
Can I sniff them first?   :D
I'm afraid that I need to cut my toes (44 here)

You can. But I won't recommend it... They're 'ripe' for the washing machine...  :-[

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Re: Five fingers shoes ?
« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2014, 04:37:40 AM »
You can. But I won't recommend it... They're 'ripe' for the washing machine...  :-[

The good news is that I do own a washing washine :D