ESFitness thread- Vince is so creepy that...

[Lustral]

I am going to do my housework.

Make me a sandwich and airmail it while you're at it  

[booty]

Make me a sandwich and airmail it while you're at it  

One vegemite sandwich coming up.

[Lustral]

One vegemite sandwich coming up.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Must contain two meats and cheese with extra doughy bread scraped out. And toasted. I'm not picky.

[booty]

that wasn't a full body shot.  that was you hanging your big fake tits into a camera and holding your arms back.

stand 5 feet back from a camera. TURN THE LIGHTS ON. and take a,picture of your entire body.  you wont , , because you're fat

My arms were by my side and the lights were on... Otherwise you wouldn't have been able to read hi bigmc with current date. It was 2am here when I posted that and I was angry and annoyed at myself for allowing myself to get drawn into the bullshit.

[Primemuscle]

My arms were by my side and the lights were on... Otherwise you wouldn't have been able to read hi bigmc with current date. It was 2am here when I posted that and I was angry and annoyed at myself for allowing myself to get drawn into the bullshit.

Wasn't the current date in April?

[booty]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Must contain two meats and cheese with extra doughy bread scraped out. And toasted. I'm not picky.

A mousetrap sandwich then. Vegemite with cheese on top put under the grill. It's very delicious

[Lustral]

My arms were by my side and the lights were on... Otherwise you wouldn't have been able to read hi bigmc with current date. It was 2am here when I posted that and I was angry and annoyed at myself for allowing myself to get drawn into the bullshit.

You would benefit greatly from being a man for a day or two and learning not to give a shit about every insult you get. 90% here would fuck you if you glanced their way. 70% here would fuck a dead homeless woman so you're well above average.

[booty]

Wasn't the current date in April?

the 24th... Edit, it was the 29th

[Primemuscle]

the 24th...

The photo was a bit of a surprise.

[booty]

You would benefit greatly from being a man for a day or two and learning not to give a shit about every insult you get. 90% here would fuck you if you glanced their way. 70% here would fuck a dead homeless woman so you're well above average.

Thats the nicest thing you have ever said to me. Okay back to my housework.

[The Ugly]

My arms are not flabby. They are small and pathetic as always but they are not flabby. Refer to most recent pic I posted when I was accused of not being behind my account and so posted hi bigmc with date.

Just curious, doll. Why the whole "tight" booty thing, or "booty" at all? You've seen your ass, right? Kinda boyish, no? A bit dumpy, perhaps, like you'd expect from a 40-plus mother. I mean, compared to the tightness/curves of a young Lobstah, or any of the < 40 chicks.

Why not "Titties" instead? Something that, at least, makes more sense? At least we'd get it, with implants and all. Or "Hawking." You know, something that reflects your genius.

[booty]

Just curious, doll. Why the whole "tight" booty thing, or "booty" at all? You've seen your ass, right? Kinda boyish, no? A bit dumpy, perhaps, like you'd expect from a 40-plus mother. I mean, compared to the tightness/curves of a young Lobstah, or any of the < 40 chicks.

Why not "Titties" instead? Something that, at least, makes more sense? At least we'd get it, with implants and all. Or "Hawking." You know, something that reflects your genius.

I made my screen name ten years ago. Tight booty because I like tight well developed glutes... It shows conditioning. There are a couple of pics of me with a bike floating around. I have also got other booty pics which have been published here. They are classy pics. They are probably somewhere on here but I won't post them.

[The Ugly]

I made my screen name ten years ago. Tight booty because I like tight well developed glutes... It shows conditioning. There are a couple of pics of me with a bike floating around. I have also got other booty pics which have been published here. They are classy pics. They are probably somewhere on here but I won't post them.

I've seen the bike pics. Very sexy, but nothing tight about them at all. Bad name, I'm saying.

[booty]

I've seen the bike pics. Very sexy, but nothing tight about them at all. Bad name, I'm saying.

thats my off season. My on season they were tight.

[AbrahamG]

Heard it's all on the outside these days.

[chaos]

thats my off season. My on season they were tight.

[D.O.A.]

This Booty chick has a nice ass. Perfect in every way.

[chaos]

This Booty chick has a nice ass. Perfect in every way.

Hi WillGrant.

[The Ugly]

thats my off season. My on season they were tight.

Well, then I'm guessing "tight" is either subjective, or simply unattractive. Because the comp pics are unfuckable for me. I'd fuck you in the bike pics, but not on stage. "Gangly" comes to mind, kinda shapeless is what I mean. Nothing personal, but if you're gonna criticize a dude's physique, you should at least be fuckable, you know.

[booty]

Well, then I'm guessing "tight" is either subjective, or simply unattractive. Because the comp pics are unfuckable for me. I'd fuck you in the bike pics, but not on stage. "Gangly" comes to mind, kinda shapeless is what I mean. Nothing personal, but if you're gonna criticize a dude's physique, you should at least be fuckable, you know.

refer to your post 482... You just contradicted yourself by making this post. As for fat boy... He targeted me FIRST and I then replied. Maybe he wanted to get my attention... Well he's got it now.

[The Ugly]

Contradiction? No. I prefer full-figured is all, like your bike pics. Your stage pics are not full-figured, it's just that skinny-fat thing you've recently been harping about. Not "tight," like chicks prefer, but slimmer and dumpy is all. Fewer lbs., but less shape. Look at the pics, K. You see a butt there, or just awkwardly-angled leg endings? That's what I'm seeing.

Browse the Random Pics thread to see what dudes want in a female butt. You won't find yours there.

And leave the dude alone; you know you'd fuck him. He's outta your league, and you know it. So just focus on those quadratic equations like God intended, sweetie.

[booty]

Contradiction? No. I prefer full-figured is all, like your bike pics. Your stage pics are not full-figured, it's just that skinny-fat thing you've recently been harping about. Not "tight," like chicks prefer, but slimmer and dumpy is all. Fewer lbs., but less shape. Look at the pics, K. You see a butt there, or just awkwardly-angled leg endings? That's what I'm seeing.

Browse the Random Pics thread to see what dudes want in a female butt. You won't find yours there.

And leave the dude alone; you know you'd fuck him. He's outta your league, and you know it. So just focus on those quadratic equations like God intended, sweetie.

I don't give a fuck what you prefer cause you are not in my life and you are not intimate with me etc. You brought up my screen name and I told you why I chose it and how long ago. As for fat boy no I wouldn't go near him except to drop a dumbell on his toe.

[Primemuscle]

I don't give a fuck what you prefer cause you are not in my life and you are not intimate with me etc. You brought up my screen name and I told you why I chose it and how long ago. As for fat boy no I wouldn't go near him except to drop a dumbell on his toe.

So did you choose it because like another woman I know, my wife, you like men with a tight muscular ass? Seems we men who engage in a lot of hip thrusting action tend to develop good booty.

[booty]

So did you choose it because like another woman I know, my wife, you like men with a tight muscular ass? Seems we men who engage in a lot of hip thrusting action tend to develop good booty.

Yes I guess in a way because I like all tight well developed glutes. Plus it was different tight booty and I liked it.

[POB]

So did you choose it because like another woman I know, my wife, you like men with a tight muscular ass? Seems we men who engage in a lot of hip thrusting action tend to develop good booty.

I feel like this post was written from the inside of a camper shell on a old pick up truck by a creepy dude with thick coke bottle child molester glasses on.