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Re: ESFitness - has anyone
« Reply #650 on: June 16, 2014, 05:44:12 PM »

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« Reply #651 on: June 16, 2014, 05:48:40 PM »
My son's father's day card honestly made me feel 20 again. He drew a pic of me throwing him in the air onto a couch and said I was the best dad cos I F5'd him, could do good impersonations of wrestlers* and was the muscliest dad he knew  ;D Couldn't be more proud of the lad.

By the way I do a perfect impersonation of this:


Sounds like you have a great kid man.

Bob Ueker is the man.  :D

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« Reply #653 on: June 16, 2014, 05:50:46 PM »
Thread with ESFITNESS in the title turns into a booty thread.  ::)
Of course because Bird legs and others want me to post a full body pic and I won't. A pic taken 6 weeks ago is good enough. When I posted up that pic I then had people saying it wasn't me.  ::) it seems they look for any excuse to have a shit storm.

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« Reply #654 on: June 16, 2014, 05:51:54 PM »
Sounds like you have a great kid man.

Bob Ueker is the man.  :D

Home made card with pics = happy dad.

My father's day to my dad called him a great dad and grandad but a fantastic ATM machine, he got the joke  ;D

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« Reply #655 on: June 16, 2014, 05:52:26 PM »

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« Reply #656 on: June 16, 2014, 05:54:15 PM »
Home made card with pics = happy dad.

My father's day to my dad called him a great dad and grandad but a fantastic ATM machine, he got the joke  ;D
i have kept every card and everything that my children ever made me. It's like a gold stash. The stuff kids write is priceless.

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« Reply #657 on: June 16, 2014, 05:55:21 PM »
Home made card with pics = happy dad.

My father's day to my dad called him a great dad and grandad but a fantastic ATM machine, he got the joke  ;D
Human ATM Of Peace  :D

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« Reply #658 on: June 16, 2014, 05:57:27 PM »

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« Reply #659 on: June 16, 2014, 05:57:54 PM »
i have kept every card and everything that my children ever made me. It's like a gold stash. The stuff kids write is priceless.

I fear the odd card has gone missing but still have strap from his wrist when he was in incubator.

I know this is violating thread but relationship with son has improved relationship with dad from 0-90. Empathy is only gained through experience.

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« Reply #660 on: June 16, 2014, 06:01:38 PM »
I fear the odd card has gone missing but still have strap from his wrist when he was in incubator.

I know this is violating thread but relationship with son has improved relationship with dad from 0-90. Empathy is only gained through experience.
No please violate thread. It's a welcome relief. I think that when you become a parent you truly appreciate what your parents did for you.

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« Reply #661 on: June 16, 2014, 06:02:15 PM »
Human ATM Of Peace  :D

So you know my dad is a millionaire several times over, I'm struggling in early part of career but like it this way. He paid for education that's it, I'd starve before asking him for money and I know my gf would watch me starve and say "don't ask dad for money"  ;D


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« Reply #662 on: June 16, 2014, 06:06:48 PM »
No please violate thread. It's a welcome relief. I think that when you become a parent you truly appreciate what your parents did for you.
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OK on this I bitched about my dad only paying for shit and having no relationship with me. He saw himself as provider nothing more. He did a great job at that but I felt rejected, maybe I was being faggy but we had no relationship, until recently I put friends before family. Since I brought this up we got help and get on great, have dinner the odd weekend with my gf and family and it is enjoyable, not a chore. This will seem odd to those close to parents  but for some it takes a while to get such a relationship.

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« Reply #663 on: June 16, 2014, 07:02:55 PM »


Looks like the next Joon/Alex burner gimmick has been activated...

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« Reply #664 on: June 16, 2014, 08:06:59 PM »
lol@ me having 15.5in arms

keep telling yourself that.

45yr old mudshark single mom with herpes working the front desk at a gym. lol

posting pic after pic of yourself thinking "i'll show them.. they know they love it".. your pics get the opposite reaction from us, maybe when you're 50 you'll understand... maybe.

how many nights did your kids have to go to bed with empty stomachs because all mommy's paycheck went to pay for her new boobs and nose.. just so she could scam men into buying her dinner in exchange for letting them fuck her (and probably film it).

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« Reply #665 on: June 16, 2014, 08:51:51 PM »
lol@ me having 15.5in arms

keep telling yourself that.

45yr old mudshark single mom with herpes working the front desk at a gym. lol

posting pic after pic of yourself thinking "i'll show them.. they know they love it".. your pics get the opposite reaction from us, maybe when you're 50 you'll understand... maybe.

how many nights did your kids have to go to bed with empty stomachs because all mommy's paycheck went to pay for her new boobs and nose.. just so she could scam men into buying her dinner in exchange for letting them fuck her (and probably film it).
Working at a gym as a pt/ gym instructor is better than selling aas and bragging about it online. And with the huge cycles you run you only have 15.5 inch arms. You are doing something wrong or maybe your gear is just shit.  ::) FYI my children are 19 and 17 and they have never gone without.

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« Reply #666 on: June 16, 2014, 09:05:11 PM »
Working at a gym as a pt/ gym instructor is better than selling aas and bragging about it online. And with the huge cycles you run you only have 15.5 inch arms. You are doing something wrong or maybe your gear is just shit.  ::) FYI my children are 19 and 17 and they have never gone without.

you realize you're a 45yr old tainted mudshark?

you're dirty.. tainted. you're a groupie... worse yet, you're a groupie for men who don't make any money.. if you were a man, you'd be called a 'schmoe', but you're a woman, so you're just a whore.

ever wonder why your children weren't allowed to go to their classmates bday parties? because nobody wants the children of a whore associating with their kids.. who knows what kinda crap they learned from you.

great mother... tits and pussy all over the internet and you don't learn to keep your mouth shut when people think you're trash and no better than a prostitute or amateur porn 'star'... who knows how many creepy old photographers you've let cum on your face and stretch out your asshole just so you can get a couple extra proofs. ... actually, you're probably too dumb to keep the proofs and just let them fuck you for a 1/2 price photoshoot and the only thing you got was a few dozen 8x10's and cum in your hair.

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« Reply #667 on: June 16, 2014, 10:15:41 PM »
you realize you're a 45yr old tainted mudshark?

you're dirty.. tainted. you're a groupie... worse yet, you're a groupie for men who don't make any money.. if you were a man, you'd be called a 'schmoe', but you're a woman, so you're just a whore.

ever wonder why your children weren't allowed to go to their classmates bday parties? because nobody wants the children of a whore associating with their kids.. who knows what kinda crap they learned from you.

great mother... tits and pussy all over the internet and you don't learn to keep your mouth shut when people think you're trash and no better than a prostitute or amateur porn 'star'... who knows how many creepy old photographers you've let cum on your face and stretch out your asshole just so you can get a couple extra proofs. ... actually, you're probably too dumb to keep the proofs and just let them fuck you for a 1/2 price photoshoot and the only thing you got was a few dozen 8x10's and cum in your hair.
I have got several centrefolds on my resume and was flown to the Gold Coast by ACP publishing. My first spread was a feature in "People " magazine. Your resume is 10 years in prison for an armed robbery. Now you are bragging on getbig about making aas in your kitchen sink. So don't take it personal when I don't care what an ex armed robber thinks.  ::)

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« Reply #668 on: June 16, 2014, 10:28:03 PM »
I have got several centrefolds on my resume and was flown to the Gold Coast by ACP publishing. My first spread was a feature in "People " magazine. Your resume is 10 years in prison for an armed robbery. Now you are bragging on getbig about making aas in your kitchen sink. So don't take it personal when I don't care what an ex armed robber thinks.  ::)

lol@ your 'resume'

I actually laughed out loud.

my resume is an actual resume. about 50% of my income comes from aas, and I dont' even use my kitchen sink for dishes, much less making aas... the other 50% comes from legitimate businesses in which I employ people.. you know, people like you, who dont' have a lot of options in life. I like to help people and do favors... can you do that? can you provide employment for anybody? lol... you can barely GET employed, let alone do any favors for anybody else (that don't include holding your breath).

and, yea, you do care what I think, how else would you explain the dozen pictures you've posted of your horseface to try to convince me you're not as ugly as I think you are. (here's a tip: even if you looked like Salma Hayek, you'd still be ugly as fuck for being a dirty, tainted, promiscuous skank).

lol..... 'resume'.  ::)

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« Reply #669 on: June 16, 2014, 11:04:12 PM »
Of course because Bird legs and others want me to post a full body pic and I won't. A pic taken 6 weeks ago is good enough. When I posted up that pic I then had people saying it wasn't me.  ::) it seems they look for any excuse to have a shit storm.

I don't "want" you to do anything. 
I have no desire to see you sucking your stomach in...and making a stupid face into the camera

I'm merely pointing out that you won't post a true  full body pic because you're fat....its funny but there are dozens of pictures of you showing off every inch of your body from 5 and 10 years ago....now all you see are dimly lit closeup pictures of your fake tits

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« Reply #670 on: June 16, 2014, 11:16:43 PM »
I don't "want" you to do anything. 
I have no desire to see you sucking your stomach in...and making a stupid face into the camera

I'm merely pointing out that you won't post a true  full body pic because you're fat....its funny but there are dozens of pictures of you showing off every inch of your body from 5 and 10 years ago....now all you see are dimly lit closeup pictures of your fake tits
Yes you do want a pic or you wouldn't ask for one a few pages back. This is the pic you refer to as dimly lit.  ::) It's so dimly lit that reflection from my light is bouncing off the words and date 29/4/14. As I recall you tried to say it wasn't me in this pic. It's obvious that you will always call me out whenever you can even if it's over bullshit.

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« Reply #671 on: June 16, 2014, 11:29:24 PM »
Here you go.

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« Reply #672 on: June 16, 2014, 11:31:41 PM »
Had a go at editing one of Booty's photos. If I had the original I could do a better job with skin colours and shadows.

She has still got it.

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« Reply #673 on: June 16, 2014, 11:38:53 PM »
Had a go at editing one of Booty's photos. If I had the original I could do a better job with skin colours and shadows.

She has still got it.


could you edit my face on her vulva?

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« Reply #674 on: June 17, 2014, 12:09:23 AM »
Had a go at editing one of Booty's photos. If I had the original I could do a better job with skin colours and shadows.

She has still got it.

Thanks Vince for both pics.  8)