about 4yrs ago I worked as a collection agent for about a month (before getting back into the gym biz), and when I'd get bored, I'd do some prank 'collections'.
I'd call a lady and pose as a collection agent for Adult Friend Finder.Com and I'd explain to her somebody had placed an order with 'us' and explain to her that 'we' got a chargeback on the order.
she'd ask what the order was for, I'd name off some ficticious adult films "backdoor boy toys", "lil anal andy", ect.. and some adult toys like "10in medium thick replica penis, in dark brown", and "anal beads, extra long, medium size"..
she'd say 'oh, i never ordered that.." ect...
I'd ask her, this is "jane Doe" right? and read her address to her as well as her credit card number and expy date, to show her i wasn't trying to scam her or anything, since i already had her billing info.
she'd be surprised and say "yes, yes, that's me and my card, but how did you get it? i didn't order it!"
I'd ask if she had a husband or a son who could've ordered it... she said "no, I'm 76 yrs old. my husband's dead and my son.. oh.. .i don't know.. i guess he might have?!"
i ask "are there any neighborhood kids who may come into your home and gotten hold of your credit card and ordered it to your house?"
she said "no.. well, wait.. there is a couple little boys"
I'd tell her "well, I'm gonna cancel this order because i suspect fraud, don't worry about it" ect...
then this old lady starts talking about she's on fixed income and can't afford to buy stuff like that...
i tell her, "well, you know we're always looking for new talent.. new models, if you're interested"
she says "honey, I'm 76 yrs old and I'm 90lbs! nobody wanna see that" (i could tell it was an old black lady)
i tell her, "well, there's a market for everything.. a lot of guys would like to see an older skinny lady, there's all kinds of sexual prefferences.. if you're interested, we'll pay $1000 for a few hour photoshoot depending on what you're willing to do"
she says "oh, well, i guess i could do that then.. what would i do?"
so i go on to ask what she'd be willing to do.. solo, solo masturbation, anal with 1 guy, double penetration, ect... whole bunch of genre's... and this lady agreed to each freakin one.
so i tell her, "ok, so what I'm gonna do is mail you out a model release form and a 1099, unless you'd like to be paid in cash and don't want to report the income, it's up to you, i'll include a return envelope. i'll also need you to take about 5-6 nude pictures of yourself and email them to us... and i'll forward your info to our recruiting manager and photographer" ect...
she says "ok, that's great, when can we start?"
i tell her within a week, hopefully... and "btw, do you know anybody else who'd be interested in doing video's as well? if you refer us to them, we'll pay you a $300 finders fee"
and the freaking old lady says "yea, i have a friend next door, but she's my age and fat.. and, oh, I'm sure my daughter would do it too, she needs the money.. and I'm sure one of my granddaughters would do it too"
i said "that's great.. that's $900 extra for you... just have them take some pictures of your friend and your daughter and mail them in with yours."
she fucken agreed to the whole thing.. i couldn't fucken believe it... even willing to pimp out her daughter and granddaughter
i was tempted to actually send her an envelope (and four 1099's to make it seem legit) with model release forms to see if she'd email back the pictures.
