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Darren Avey Appreciation Thread
« on: June 06, 2014, 10:22:28 AM »
This lovable chap is proof that a great getbigger doesn't need big muscles--just a big heart.  He's a rude crude dude with plenty of 'tude, but he has a tender side too--I've seen him nurse a sick kitten back to health.  Step to him if you dare, but be prepared to back your words "in da cageeee".

Here's to you Darren: May the wind be always at your back, and may the sun shine warm upon your face  8)

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Re: Darren Avey Appreciation Thread
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2014, 10:26:54 AM »
Darren Avey is the best.

Not only a looker of Cary Grant-proportions and a fashionista extraordinaire, but also a very skilled MMA-fighter. (He trained Tapout i believe)

Rude Dude with Tude indeed, of peace





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Re: Darren Avey Appreciation Thread
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2014, 10:28:06 AM »
Quote from: Darren Avey on June 04, 2014, 05:45:41 AM
What really happened when Brian Cockerill and Lee Duffy had their fight? Cockerill reckons he unleashed a corkscrew uppercut followed by a volley of head butts and won but I ve heard from Sunderland Jim that Duffy actually sparked the big lump out. Anyone know better?
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Re: Darren Avey Appreciation Thread
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2014, 10:47:59 AM »
Quote from: ProudVirgin69 on June 06, 2014, 10:22:28 AM
This lovable chap is proof that a great getbigger doesn't need big muscles--just a big heart.  He's a rude crude dude with plenty of 'tude, but he has a tender side too--I've seen him nurse a sick kitten back to health.  Step to him if you dare, but be prepared to back your words "in da cageeee".

Here's to you Darren: May the wind be always at your back, and may the sun shine warm upon your face  8)



Put him on a stack of test, equiposie, primobolan, winstrol and proviron to get him looking like a real man.
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Re: Darren Avey Appreciation Thread
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2014, 10:59:14 AM »
Quote from: the trainer on June 06, 2014, 10:47:59 AM
Put him on a stack of test, equiposie, primobolan, winstrol and proviron to get him looking like a real man.

That would be unfair to the current Top-10 Mr O lineup.

What would they do if they couldnt compete anymore against Darren?
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Re: Darren Avey Appreciation Thread
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2014, 11:03:53 AM »
Best gimmick ever.
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Re: Darren Avey Appreciation Thread
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2014, 11:11:54 AM »
Darren "Pretty Boy" Avey is a lethal mix of salmon shirt and killing machine.
Always the hard hitting chap no matter if it's in the bedroom or the cage.
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Re: Darren Avey Appreciation Thread
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2014, 12:41:49 PM »
Remarkably handsome bloke and is good crack also.
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Re: Darren Avey Appreciation Thread
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2014, 12:43:31 PM »
Quote from: Imako on June 06, 2014, 11:03:53 AM
Best gimmick ever.

This has crossed my mind more than a few times, he's almost too ridiculous to be real. 

Still.....I choose to believe~~~
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Re: Darren Avey Appreciation Thread
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2014, 05:14:56 PM »
Quote from: ProudVirgin69 on June 06, 2014, 10:22:28 AM
This lovable chap is proof that a great getbigger doesn't need big muscles--just a big heart.  He's a rude crude dude with plenty of 'tude, but he has a tender side too--I've seen him nurse a sick kitten back to health.  Step to him if you dare, but be prepared to back your words "in da cageeee".

Here's to you Darren: May the wind be always at your back, and may the sun shine warm upon your face  8)



Now that I am thinking about it if this is what the average getbigger looks like it makes me question my presence here as an alpha male.
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Re: Darren Avey Appreciation Thread
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2014, 05:17:37 PM »
DA is a man who knows how to unleash a cork-screw uppercut when the circumstances call for such.
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Re: Darren Avey Appreciation Thread
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2014, 05:24:06 PM »
Quote from: ProudVirgin69 on June 06, 2014, 10:22:28 AM
This lovable chap is proof that a great getbigger doesn't need big muscles--just a big heart.  He's a rude crude dude with plenty of 'tude, but he has a tender side too--I've seen him nurse a sick kitten back to health.  Step to him if you dare, but be prepared to back your words "in da cageeee".

Here's to you Darren: May the wind be always at your back, and may the sun shine warm upon your face  8)



I will admit here and now that I feel sorry for him. I saw that movie where he lost his golden ring he calls "precious" and those other two dudes threw it in Mt. Doom.
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Re: Darren Avey Appreciation Thread
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2014, 05:29:32 PM »
Quote from: _bruce_ on June 06, 2014, 11:11:54 AM
Darren "Pretty Boy" Avey is a lethal mix of salmon shirt and killing machine.
Always the hard hitting chap no matter if it's in the bedroom or the cage.

i believe this title is reserved for ESFitness.
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Re: Darren Avey Appreciation Thread
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2014, 05:32:22 PM »
He is also a strong Second Amendment advocate (even though is from the UK)


Quote from: Darren Avey on March 19, 2014, 04:56:00 PM
Yeh got a shooter in my glovebox in case of any shit



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Re: Darren Avey Appreciation Thread
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2014, 05:48:16 PM »
Quote from: visualizeperfection on June 06, 2014, 05:32:22 PM
He is also a strong Second Amendment advocate (even though is from the UK)


Technically he's talking about a penis in his anus.
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