Serious question, do any of you use a personal assistant?

[Irongrip400]

And if so, what's the cost? Me and my wife are busy people, with children, and sometimes with the workload, little things start to add up, and become big things. It would be great to have someone to do all of this shit for us, pay bills, prepare dinner etc. I figure it would be somewhere around $40k, but wanted to ask around, and since this is a Mecca of billionaires, this is the first place I'm looking.

[Frank Clairmonte]

i had one but had to burn her in a car

[Natural Man]

In the past it was called "grandparents".

[TommyBoy]

Yes, and around 40k is what we paid.

[Natural Man]

Yes, and around 40k is what we paid.

but  grandma couldnt suck you off.

[Rascal full]

i had one but had to burn her in a car

LOL WTF?!

[the trainer]

And if so, what's the cost? Me and my wife are busy people, with children, and sometimes with the workload, little things start to add up, and become big things. It would be great to have someone to do all of this shit for us, pay bills, prepare dinner etc. I figure it would be somewhere around $40k, but wanted to ask around, and since this is a Mecca of billionaires, this is the first place I'm looking.

Best to hire a sex maid assistant then fuck her when she is done cleaning and go raw like arnold.

[ENZO]

i had one but had to burn her in a car

This has me dead as fuck for some reason

[Johnny Bravo]

Have 32. One for each day of the month, plus one in case of anything wild.

[TommyBoy]

but  grandma couldnt suck you off.

lol I wish my family was worth a damn. I turned down jobs in great locations to be around my family because they promised they would help with child care. That bit me in the ass so hard...

Cue living back in shit location paying more than double for the help we need if we lived in one of the other locations we had to choose from.

[Irongrip400]

Yes, and around 40k is what we paid.

Thanks for the honesty. Did he/she live with you?

[Frank Clairmonte]

Thanks for the honesty. Did he/she live with you?

you want secretly fuck it, dont lie. We all do that.

[Skeletor]

i had one but had to burn her in a car

[Roger Bacon]

Best to hire a sex maid assistant then fuck her when she is done cleaning and go raw like arnold.

^Most beautiful woman I've ever seen

[Big Chiro Flex]

^Most beautiful woman I've ever seen

You're quite the majestic mountain of muscle yourself, stud.

[Novena]

^Most beautiful woman I've ever seen

[Roger Bacon]

You're quite the majestic mountain of muscle yourself, stud.

Thanks Big Guy, I'm 100% Muscle and Fat and Bone. 

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Awesome 

[wolfrittner]

That one didn't work out to well for the assistant.

[kh300]

And if so, what's the cost? Me and my wife are busy people, with children, and sometimes with the workload, little things start to add up, and become big things. It would be great to have someone to do all of this shit for us, pay bills, prepare dinner etc. I figure it would be somewhere around $40k, but wanted to ask around, and since this is a Mecca of billionaires, this is the first place I'm looking.

Father of the year 

Great idea. Work more so you can pay the assistant to do your stuff because you dont have time because your working to pay the assistant so you can continue to work.

How fucking sad and pathetic

[HTexan]

And if so, what's the cost? Me and my wife are busy people, with children, and sometimes with the workload, little things start to add up, and become big things. It would be great to have someone to do all of this shit for us, pay bills, prepare dinner etc. I figure it would be somewhere around $40k, but wanted to ask around, and since this is a Mecca of billionaires, this is the first place I'm looking.

Personal assistants normally doesn't cook dinner for you. Sounds like you want a maid and a personal assistant.

[pedro01]

And if so, what's the cost? Me and my wife are busy people, with children, and sometimes with the workload, little things start to add up, and become big things. It would be great to have someone to do all of this shit for us, pay bills, prepare dinner etc. I figure it would be somewhere around $40k, but wanted to ask around, and since this is a Mecca of billionaires, this is the first place I'm looking.

Sounds more like a Nanny/Housekeeper.

I have a secretary who could be described as a PA but no way she'd cook meals or look after the kids.

Paying bills, booking vacations, that sort of stuff is OK.

My sister used to be a nanny and all of the above was stuff she had to do. This was far too long ago to even compare the costs though.

You looking to have someone live in?

[Irongrip400]

Father of the year 

Great idea. Work more so you can pay the assistant to do your stuff because you dont have time because your working to pay the assistant so you can continue to work.

How fucking sad and pathetic

Suck my dick, the point is to be able to spend more time with my family, by not having to do the little tedious bullshit that ends up consuming so much time.  So, PA=less work.

[Man of Steel]

And if so, what's the cost? Me and my wife are busy people, with children, and sometimes with the workload, little things start to add up, and become big things. It would be great to have someone to do all of this shit for us, pay bills, prepare dinner etc. I figure it would be somewhere around $40k, but wanted to ask around, and since this is a Mecca of billionaires, this is the first place I'm looking.

So you need an estate manager that will cook, clean and keep the books for you.     

Have you tried a google search yet?   

I found this on my first search:  http://www.homestaffingnetwork.com/professionals.php?id=4

Or do you have someone that manages your googling for you?  If so, pass this on to him/her.

FYI ~ 40K feels light to me

[Irongrip400]

So you need an estate manager that will cook, clean and keep the books for you.     

Have you tried a google search yet?   

I found this on my first search:  http://www.homestaffingnetwork.com/professionals.php?id=4

Or do you have someone that manages your googling for you?  If so, pass this on to him/her.

FYI ~ 40K feels light to me

According to that site, yes, but it seems those people have live in maids.  I'm looking for more of someone to work 8-5, running my errands and handling light work.  Almost like an assistant project manager, with some domestic duties thrown in, which is how I may try and sell it.

[Roger Bacon]

I'd love to be your assistant... I can just see myself carefully dusting your collection of Nazi Artifacts.

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