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[Big Chiro Flex]

dans forehead is bigger then "The Wall" in The Game of Thrones.

When Dan was a child, meteorologists wouldn't let him jump on a trampoline with the other kids because his forehead was causing lunar eclipses with each jump. 

[CalvinH]

When Dan was a child, meteorologists wouldn't let him jump on a trampoline with the other kids because his forehead was causing lunar eclipses with each jump. 

Dan is banned from all soccer activities for fear of killing someone with a header.

[chaos]

Dan18 is banned from jumping on trampolines for fear of his forehead knocking the moon off its axis.

[Grape Ape]

Dan 18s forehead is so big he entered a big forehead contest and won 1st, 2nd and 3rd.

[Kim Jong Bob]

Nasa used dan 18s forehead as a landingzone in the 60s when they faked the moonlanding

[dan18]

Nasa used dan 18s forehead as a landingzone in the 60s when they faked the moonlanding

and they paid in gold coins

[CalvinH]

and they paid in gold coins