From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars

[ratherbebig]

a lot of action stars try to come off as bad ass off screen, back in the 90s i used to run a catering firm delivering food to movie sets in north hollywood, at one time chuck norris stopped us in the door and told us "use the back door for food delivery" as he was puffing on a cigarr, when i objected he turned around and showed me he was wearing his chuck norris action jeans that wont bind your legs, i realized he was the real deal on and off camera. never used the front door after that.

[Kwon]

Jack Sparrow is intimidating?  lol

Could be, for your butthole.

[Waller]

Could be, for your butthole.

The Black Pearl.

[Kwon]

a lot of action stars try to come off as bad ass off screen, back in the 90s i used to run a catering firm delivering food to movie sets in north hollywood, at one time chuck norris stopped us in the door and told us "use the back door for food delivery" as he was puffing on a cigarr, when i objected he turned around and showed me he was wearing his chuck norris action jeans that wont bind your legs, i realized he was the real deal on and off camera. never used the front door after that.

Chuck Norris was the real deal though, many action-stars/actors are not.

Han Solo for example, is not that intimidating compared to like, lets say Prime Bolo or Stone Cold.

[SOMEPARTS]

Fun fact, Bolo was already 42 in Bloodsport.

Great Asian genetics.

Bolo is 70 now.

[Taffin]

a lot of action stars try to come off as bad ass off screen, back in the 90s i used to run a catering firm delivering food to movie sets in north hollywood, at one time chuck norris stopped us in the door and told us "use the back door for food delivery" as he was puffing on a cigarr, when i objected he turned around and showed me he was wearing his chuck norris action jeans that wont bind your legs, i realized he was the real deal on and off camera. never used the front door after that.

 

[Taffin]

^^^^

And you can consider yourself a lucky man.... if Chuck had been wearing his patented 'Action Daisy Dukes' he'd have kicked your ass with extreme prejudice - and in style!   

[ratherbebig]

 

[falco]

Gianna Michaels, whatever her real name is.

[NelsonMuntz]

Danny is one of the most intimidating action stars.

No he is because unlike 90% of that list Danny was a certifiable raised in San Quentan real life badass

[The_Iron_Disciple]

Where's Charles Bronson !!!??? I mean, are you kidding me ??

[HavoX]

The fucking nut from trainspotting.  The randomness of the violence makes me uncomfortable.

[Taffin]

Just noticed that the OP also asked for least intimidating 'action' 'stars'

The Hoff, as Garthe Knight - Michaels long-lost evil twin...





Note the evil necklace in the last pic.... LOL

Great f**king series/story though (bit h0mo)