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in descending order from least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars

Gordy Brewer (Collateral Damage, 2002)
Barney Ross (The Expendables, 2010)
Sam Witwicky (Transformers, 2007)
Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games, 2012)
Forrest Taft (On Deadly Ground, 1994)
Marion Cobretti (Cobra, 1986)
Max Rockatansky (Mad Max, 1979)
Casey Ryback (Under Siege, 2002)
Lisbeth Salander (The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, 2009)
Bryan Mills (Taken, 2002)
John McClane (Die Hard, 1988)
Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, 2003)
Jack Ryan (The Hunt for Red October, 1990)
Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry, 1971)
Harry Tasker (True Lies, 1994)
Harry Stamper (Armageddon, 1998)
Sarah Connor (The Terminator, 1984)
John Spartan (Demolition Man, 1993)
John Matrix (Commando, 1985)
John Matthews (Snitch, 2013)
Frank Martin (The Transporter, 2002)
Paul Kersey (Death Wish, 1974)
Jack Burton (Big Trouble in Little China, 1986)
Dominic Toretto (The Fast and the Furious, 2001)
Frank Moses (RED, 2010)
Evelyn Salt (Salt, 2010)
Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon, 1987)
Ethan Hunt (Mission: Impossible, 1996)
Lara Croft (Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, 2001)
Foxy Brown (Foxy Brown, 1974)
Bob Lee Swagger (Shooter, 2007)
Jericho Cane (End of Days, 1999)
Korben Dallas (The Fifth Element, 1997)
Xander Cage (xXx, 2002)
Mason Storm (Hard to Kill, 1990)
Terry Leather (The Bank Job, 1998)
J.J. McQuade (Lone Wolf McQuade, 1983)
Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity, 2002)
John Shaft (Shaft, 1971)
Jimmy ‘Popeye’ Doyle (The French Connection, 1971)
Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Ark, 1981)
Ellen Ripley (Alien, 1979)
Chance Boudreaux (Hard Target, 1993)
Chev Chelios (Crank, 2006)
Jericho ‘Action’ Jackson (Action Jackson, 1988)
John Rambo (First Blood, 1982)
James Bond (Dr. No, 1962)
Han Solo (Star Wars, 1977)
Frank Bullitt (Bullitt, 1968)
Snake Plissken (Escape from New York, 1981)

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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2014, 02:15:25 AM »
Taken was from 2008.

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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2014, 05:51:13 AM »
Taken was from 2008.

Near the top of my list for Films Everyone Liked And I Thought Were Dog Shit.

I've got to be wrong on this.  Everyone liked it.  But it was dogshit.

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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2014, 05:54:22 AM »
Snake was my favorite too back in the day.

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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2014, 06:04:36 AM »
No Tang Lung from the 1972-movie Měng Lóng Guò Jiāng?



No John Stone from Stone Cold (1991)?


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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2014, 06:06:47 AM »
Near the top of my list for Films Everyone Liked And I Thought Were Dog Shit.

I've got to be wrong on this.  Everyone liked it.  But it was dogshit.

You're not alone. Could never get Liam Neeson as an action star. Specially when he went that road in his mid-50s. Van Damne should be starring in the next David Lynch movie then.

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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2014, 06:12:17 AM »
Barney the Dinosaur.

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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2014, 07:04:02 AM »
Danny is one of the most intimidating action stars.


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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2014, 07:09:47 AM »
in descending order from least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars

Gordy Brewer (Collateral Damage, 2002)
Barney Ross (The Expendables, 2010)
Sam Witwicky (Transformers, 2007)
Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games, 2012)
Forrest Taft (On Deadly Ground, 1994)
Marion Cobretti (Cobra, 1986)
Max Rockatansky (Mad Max, 1979)
Casey Ryback (Under Siege, 2002)
Lisbeth Salander (The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, 2009)
Bryan Mills (Taken, 2002)
John McClane (Die Hard, 1988)
Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, 2003)
Jack Ryan (The Hunt for Red October, 1990)
Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry, 1971)
Harry Tasker (True Lies, 1994)
Harry Stamper (Armageddon, 1998)
Sarah Connor (The Terminator, 1984)
John Spartan (Demolition Man, 1993)
John Matrix (Commando, 1985)
John Matthews (Snitch, 2013)
Frank Martin (The Transporter, 2002)
Paul Kersey (Death Wish, 1974)
Jack Burton (Big Trouble in Little China, 1986)
Dominic Toretto (The Fast and the Furious, 2001)
Frank Moses (RED, 2010)
Evelyn Salt (Salt, 2010)
Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon, 1987)
Ethan Hunt (Mission: Impossible, 1996)
Lara Croft (Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, 2001)
Foxy Brown (Foxy Brown, 1974)
Bob Lee Swagger (Shooter, 2007)
Jericho Cane (End of Days, 1999)
Korben Dallas (The Fifth Element, 1997)
Xander Cage (xXx, 2002)
Mason Storm (Hard to Kill, 1990)
Terry Leather (The Bank Job, 1998)
J.J. McQuade (Lone Wolf McQuade, 1983)
Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity, 2002)
John Shaft (Shaft, 1971)
Jimmy ‘Popeye’ Doyle (The French Connection, 1971)
Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Ark, 1981)
Ellen Ripley (Alien, 1979)
Chance Boudreaux (Hard Target, 1993)
Chev Chelios (Crank, 2006)
Jericho ‘Action’ Jackson (Action Jackson, 1988)
John Rambo (First Blood, 1982)
James Bond (Dr. No, 1962)
Han Solo (Star Wars, 1977)
Frank Bullitt (Bullitt, 1968)
Snake Plissken (Escape from New York, 1981)


Jack Sparrow is intimidating?  lol

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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2014, 07:46:49 AM »
Idk how many of those they made but Depp had to be sick of poncing around by the end of it all. 

I like his stuff.  Transcendence was was great, although just one nod in the direction of Max Headroom would have been nice.

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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2014, 08:23:17 AM »
Idk how many of those they made but Depp had to be sick of poncing around by the end of it all. 

I like his stuff.  Transcendence was was great, although just one nod in the direction of Max Headroom would have been nice.
Been meaning to see Trancendence.

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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2014, 08:26:20 AM »
Danny is one of the most intimidating action stars.



......ss well as one of the ugliest action stars.

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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2014, 08:27:25 AM »
This list is absolutely useless unless Chuck Mother Fuckin' Norris is number 1.

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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2014, 08:40:22 AM »
This list is absolutely useless unless Chuck Mother Fuckin' Norris is number 1.

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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2014, 10:46:22 AM »
Been meaning to see Trancendence.

Good pace, no Deppy arthouse pretention (Dead Man, which I liked too), budget for some booms, but still presented plenty of timeless questions and a few modern ones.  Definitely worthwhile.

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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2014, 11:13:20 AM »
Snake was my favorite too back in the day.
Snake was the man. All he cares is to survive and get the job done.

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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2014, 11:20:28 AM »
There is a GLARING oversight on that list...



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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2014, 11:25:14 AM »
Danny is one of the most intimidating action stars.



probably cos he's the only one who could.. and would (if you gave him cause to), fuck your shit up with thoses machetes in real life.

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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2014, 11:26:33 AM »
There is a GLARING oversight on that list...



I loved that movie! lol

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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2014, 11:36:18 AM »
probably cos he's the only one who could.. and would (if you gave him cause to), fuck your shit up with thoses machetes in real life.
I used to see him at The Firehouse restaurant all the time. Looks even scarier in real life. But was always very cool.

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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2014, 04:58:37 PM »
Manny , without a doubt. Thats if you consider him an action star. Baddest guy ever to be put in a film either way.


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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2014, 05:06:07 PM »
Manny , without a doubt. Thats if you consider him an action star. Baddest guy ever to be put in a film either way.



Great  movie.

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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2014, 07:11:34 PM »
Agree with others:
Chuck Norris is literally 1-10
Danny Trejo needs mention as well as the Boz for Stone Cold
Arnie as Matrix in Commando has to be mentioned

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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2014, 07:22:18 PM »
Agree with others:
Chuck Norris is literally 1-10
Danny Trejo needs mention as well as the Boz for Stone Cold
Arnie as Matrix in Commando has to be mentioned
Hey I agree . This should be top 10 also. Many more but this is least to most

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Re: From least intimidating to most intimidating Action Stars
« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2014, 07:34:23 PM »
Um did you forget about WALTER FUCKING WHITE!!!!!!