Author Topic: England are going to suck arse (Brazil World Cup) (Read 3371 times)

Skorp1o · « **on:** June 11, 2014, 02:12:23 AM »

Prepare for disappointment as England heads to the world cup, get your hopes low from now on and don't bother cancelling gym sessions, dates with hot girls and nights out with your mates because "England is playing".

It will be the shittiest showing ever made to date on any world cup, an embarrassment....mark my words.

I just had to get this off my chest.

catracho · « **Reply #1 on:** June 11, 2014, 02:15:39 AM »

Saw them play against Honduras, which got massacred by Brazil and lost to Turkey and Isreal recently, and couldn't score. Not a good sign.

SuperTed · « **Reply #2 on:** June 11, 2014, 02:37:19 AM »

It will all end in tears and violence.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #3 on:** June 11, 2014, 02:50:02 AM »

Seriously the most fucking boring sport I have ever seen, I rather study electricity with falcon.

NBA all day.

Darren Avey · « **Reply #4 on:** June 11, 2014, 05:43:09 AM »

Damn right Skorp1o, I heard earlier England V Uruguay is next Thursday at 8. Well that's the time I do shoulders and arms. They come first if I get home for the second half I might watch it while guzzling my chicken and rice.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #5 on:** June 11, 2014, 05:52:15 AM »

They are horrible. Still will be pulling for them.

wolfrittner · « **Reply #6 on:** June 11, 2014, 06:20:51 AM »

Remember last world cup Germany England? 4:1

monstermunch · « **Reply #7 on:** June 11, 2014, 06:26:57 AM »

Quote from: wolfrittner on June 11, 2014, 06:20:51 AM

Remember last world cup Germany England? 4:1

England were outclassed that game but who knows what would of happened if Lampard's goal wasn't disallowed.

If Roy doesn't start Raheem Sterling I will write a very, very angry letter

Skorp1o · « **Reply #8 on:** June 11, 2014, 06:33:21 AM »

Quote from: monstermunch on June 11, 2014, 06:26:57 AM

England were outclassed that game but who knows what would of happened if Lampard's goal wasn't disallowed.

That would make it 4:2...hence Fuk all

This is the point of this thread....we're gona get excuses and lots of them in a weeks time.

wolfrittner · « **Reply #9 on:** June 11, 2014, 06:38:54 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on June 11, 2014, 06:33:21 AM

That would make it 4:2...hence Fuk all

This is the point of this thread....we're gona get excuses and lots of them in a weeks time.

Hahahaha! Skorpio once again keeping it real!

monstermunch · « **Reply #10 on:** June 11, 2014, 06:44:09 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on June 11, 2014, 06:33:21 AM

That would make it 4:2...hence Fuk all

This is the point of this thread....we're gona get excuses and lots of them in a weeks time.

False, dumb fuck - clearly didn't watch the game.

2-2

Excuses? This is the first tournament in a while where no ones expecting NOTHING! Struggle to get out of the group - FACT!

wolfrittner · « **Reply #11 on:** June 11, 2014, 06:47:09 AM »

Quote from: monstermunch on June 11, 2014, 06:44:09 AM

False, dumb fuck - clearly didn't watch the game.

2-2

Excuses? This is the first tournament in a while where no ones expecting NOTHING! Struggle to get out of the group - FACT!

Well, it was 4:1. They got lucky it wasn't 6:1

monstermunch · « **Reply #12 on:** June 11, 2014, 06:48:18 AM »

Quote from: wolfrittner on June 11, 2014, 06:47:09 AM

Well, it was 4:1. They got lucky it wasn't 6:1

Already said England were outclassed but footballs a funny game when momentum swings, I support Liverpool and can tell you a story about a game in Istanbul

pedro01 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 11, 2014, 06:51:54 AM »

Well - it'll be a refreshing change for us not to fuck it up on a penalty shoot out.

Skorp1o · « **Reply #14 on:** June 11, 2014, 06:53:25 AM »

Quote from: monstermunch on June 11, 2014, 06:44:09 AM

False, dumb fuck - clearly didn't watch the game.

2-2

Excuses? This is the first tournament in a while where no ones expecting NOTHING! Struggle to get out of the group - FACT!

I watched the full game, please tell me you have some form of down-syndrome or brain damage so I have a reason to stop insulting your intelligence.

Skorp1o · « **Reply #15 on:** June 11, 2014, 06:54:33 AM »

Quote from: monstermunch on June 11, 2014, 06:48:18 AM

Already said England were outclassed but footballs a funny game when momentum swings, I support Liverpool and can tell you a story about a game in Istanbul

Not when England is playing, we have no momentum. Remember how we struggled to beat Algeria?

monstermunch · « **Reply #16 on:** June 11, 2014, 07:00:07 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on June 11, 2014, 06:53:25 AM

I watched the full game, please tell me you have some form of down-syndrome or brain damage so I have a reason to stop insulting your intelligence.

Course you did, hence your 4-2 comment

Remind me of clueless cunt in work trying to join in with the 'lads' about last nights game haha

phreak · « **Reply #17 on:** June 11, 2014, 07:31:22 AM »

See if any older British readers knows which TV program this is from. Not challenging, I just really want to know! Must be 25 years ago, approximately, since I saw this. One of the few non sequiturs that has stayed with me all that time. It was about how there was always one answer obviously wrong in multiple choice questions.

"Name the fluid that lubricates the joint at the elbow:
A) Synoptic fluid,
B) Synovial fluid,
C) Hemiopteric fluid,
D) Jeff Hearst at the 1966 world cup final"

Bro hugs for the answer.

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #18 on:** June 11, 2014, 03:05:48 PM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on June 11, 2014, 06:33:21 AM

That would make it 4:2...hence Fuk all

This is the point of this thread....we're gona get excuses and lots of them in a weeks time.

How about stripping England of 1966 title

SuperTed · « **Reply #19 on:** June 11, 2014, 03:16:19 PM »

I'd like to see England give the younger players a chance in this tournament.

This guy could make an impact if given the opportunity:

nufc0101 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 11, 2014, 03:23:18 PM »

Roy Hodgson is safety first, expect 0-0's, 1-1's and ultimately heartache as england get knocked out...

irishdave · « **Reply #21 on:** June 11, 2014, 03:23:41 PM »

Ireland didn't qualify so I'm supporting England (srs)

D.O.A. · « **Reply #22 on:** June 14, 2014, 08:01:17 PM »

How is England holding up?

sancho ed · « **Reply #23 on:** June 14, 2014, 08:36:10 PM »

I thought it was a decent game...

Dreadlifter · « **Reply #24 on:** June 15, 2014, 06:08:41 AM »

They did alright. I'd rather England had won for the sake of my bets, but as soon as it went 1-1 I was getting money back.
Didn't start with IMHO the best 11 he could have either.

Given Uruguay's poor show against Costa Rica I think England have a good chance of beating them and finishing second in the group.