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Was talking with these two old timers at the garage today
« on: June 11, 2014, 03:40:12 PM »
both looking old as fuck

one was 86 one was 72

both had heart things, and im sure both ate meat of course since they didnt mention anything about being otherwise

but the dude that was 72 was slimmer and older looking pure white grey hair (not a good sign you know you are about dead when your hair is completley grey)
the guy 86 seemed to be firing on all cylinders with a big fat pot belly his hair had less grey and full head of hair and looked younger than guy that was 72
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Re: Was talking with these two old timers at the garage today
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2014, 03:47:19 PM »
Will you just shut up

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Re: Was talking with these two old timers at the garage today
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2014, 03:53:28 PM »
did you have 3some? ???
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Re: Was talking with these two old timers at the garage today
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2014, 03:54:26 PM »
Will you just shut up

Watch your mouth boy

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Re: Was talking with these two old timers at the garage today
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2014, 03:56:18 PM »
Will you just shut up

Lighten up Francis,

I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.

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Re: Was talking with these two old timers at the garage today
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2014, 05:57:59 PM »
Lighten up Francis,

I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.

how many times are you going to post this same bullshit.

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Re: Was talking with these two old timers at the garage today
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2014, 06:00:32 PM »
both looking old as fuck

one was 86 one was 72

both had heart things, and im sure both ate meat of course since they didnt mention anything about being otherwise

but the dude that was 72 was slimmer and older looking pure white grey hair (not a good sign you know you are about dead when your hair is completley grey)
the guy 86 seemed to be firing on all cylinders with a big fat pot belly his hair had less grey and full head of hair and looked younger than guy that was 72


So grow a fat gut, wear a dyed wig and you are set.  Easy, right?  And don't forget the pepperoni pizza.  All you can eat, every day. 

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Re: Was talking with these two old timers at the garage today
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2014, 06:54:56 PM »

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Re: Was talking with these two old timers at the garage today
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2014, 07:04:39 PM »

Did this exercise cause his receded hairline?

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Re: Was talking with these two old timers at the garage today
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2014, 07:37:57 PM »
Did this exercise cause his receded hairline?

May have been a factor yes ;D

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Re: Was talking with these two old timers at the garage today
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2014, 08:32:02 PM »
Ask em to borrow you a cock wrench.

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Re: Was talking with these two old timers at the garage today
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2014, 09:39:32 PM »
Is this the guy that paints all those barns and stuff?

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Re: Was talking with these two old timers at the garage today
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2014, 10:03:04 PM »
Is this the guy that paints all those barns and stuff?

and sniffs the fumes till he passes out.

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Re: Was talking with these two old timers at the garage today
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2014, 10:07:53 PM »
A couple of fat old fucks out and about shooting the shit??

Sounds like I need to add another 6oz steak and whiskey to my dinner tonight

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Re: Was talking with these two old timers at the garage today
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2014, 03:11:45 AM »
Lighten up Francis,

I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.

This is almost as old and stupid now, as falcons "Gray Hair" posts... And "Sons and Daughters"... Miss the old GetBig, this new one sucks..

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Re: Was talking with these two old timers at the garage today
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2014, 03:16:34 AM »
Give the meat gimmick up!
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Re: Was talking with these two old timers at the garage today
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2014, 03:17:16 AM »
Everyone here is gay and loves them some man meat! No homo
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Re: Was talking with these two old timers at the garage today
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2014, 11:15:25 AM »
Amazing story. Thanks for posting.

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Re: Was talking with these two old timers at the garage today
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2014, 01:51:26 PM »

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Re: Was talking with these two old timers at the garage today
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2014, 02:10:34 PM »
You've done it again! Marty Fucking Champions, We salute you! FANTASTIC contribution.

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Re: Was talking with these two old timers at the garage today
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2014, 02:33:43 PM »
Amazing story. Thanks for posting.

sometimes the funniest responses are the simplest :D
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