But I have to share.
Went to my niece's HS graduation tonight. A classmate's name is announced and folks everywhere just lose it to varying degrees. Absolutely no fucking lie: Lovely Longdong. I mean, you're gonna laugh, right?
Asian, of course. Oblivious parents, obviously. Poor girl, can't believe she hasn't adopted an alias. I saved the program, because I know no one's gonna believe this shit.