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Hulkotron

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Just took one of those dumps
« on: June 14, 2014, 07:12:40 AM »
where you have to dig half the turd out of your buttonhole.

Other than that my morning has been well.
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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2014, 07:19:56 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on June 14, 2014, 07:12:40 AM
where you have to dig half the turd out of your buttonhole.

Other than that my morning has been well.
I don't take kindly to shit breaking off..not at home..not at work..not in public...nowhere
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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2014, 07:22:55 AM »
Powerful Poop Of Peace
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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2014, 07:23:29 AM »
Time to invest in flushable ass wipes from Costco
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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2014, 07:28:38 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on June 14, 2014, 07:12:40 AM
where you have to dig half the turd out of your buttonhole.

Other than that my morning has been well.

It has been said that it's hard to get a shit like that off your chest!!!!
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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2014, 07:30:57 AM »
brutal involuntary pinching off 
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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2014, 07:31:37 AM »
Heme-iron.
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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2014, 07:53:24 AM »
No matter how you clean that, a few hours later you will wipe your ass and it will be like you just took a dump.

Need to wait this out, my man.  Stay strong.
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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2014, 08:05:30 AM »
A quality pinch is one of the finer things in life. Proper timing is the key. Pinch to soon.......wipe all day. Hang in there. This will pass.
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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2014, 08:11:03 AM »
Take an emergency shower. Go to town on your ass with a washcloth and an ass-load of soap. Dry area completely and add a layer of Vaseline (no homo). Pray to the shit gods to smile upon you again.

Stay strong.
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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2014, 08:14:27 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on June 14, 2014, 07:12:40 AM
where you have to dig half the turd out of your buttonhole.

Other than that my morning has been well.
BFD
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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2014, 09:45:16 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on June 14, 2014, 09:35:03 AM
Balls touching or turned the other way?
I presume balls touching
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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2014, 09:56:34 AM »
I took one of those dumps in the teachers lounge in 2002.   After feeling not-so-fresh all day long, I immediately finished the work day, wiped again, and drove to college and re-enrolled in classes to develop the skillset to work from home.

It's the little things in life that can totally change the bigger path you're on.
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Mr Anabolic

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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2014, 09:58:30 AM »
Need more fiber.
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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2014, 10:00:20 AM »
Expect a PM from a certain blond female member here asking if you will be at the next expo
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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2014, 10:02:31 AM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on June 14, 2014, 10:00:20 AM
Expect a PM from a certain blond female member here asking if you will be at the next expo

Fat Alice?
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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2014, 10:08:07 AM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on June 14, 2014, 10:00:20 AM
Expect a PM from a certain blond female member here asking if you will be at the next expo

Mental image of the Granny Groupie taking a selfie while a coiler is strategically deposited on her personal flotation devices
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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2014, 10:11:55 AM »
Don't eat supplements for fucks sake! You are aware that all unnatural foods not intended for human consumption through evolution is nothing but a goddamn supplement. Standard american diet is fucken snake oil galore! 

Only eat natural foods that contains only 1 ingredient, do it now!
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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2014, 10:55:20 AM »
One of the worst poo's ever, i had one of those the other day, was like the never ending story trying to finish that one up.
Another bad one is where the turd comes out sideways with spikes on, they are rare but when they occur one of the most painful experiences in the dumping world
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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2014, 11:33:47 AM »
Keto diets produce nasty constipation shits.
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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2014, 11:54:26 AM »
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Mr Nobody

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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2014, 12:35:49 PM »
Nascar will help they hold shits for 400-500 miles. Become a Nascar driver.
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Hulkotron

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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2014, 12:36:43 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on June 14, 2014, 12:35:49 PM
Nascar will help they hold shits for 400-500 miles. Become a Nascar driver.

Is it common to crap in the suit?  Please speak on this.
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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2014, 12:40:07 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on June 14, 2014, 12:36:43 PM
Is it common to crap in the suit?  Please speak on this.
As I understand it is ok, I got a Nascar friend when you gotta go you gotta go.
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Re: Just took one of those dumps
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2014, 12:43:03 PM »
I'd love to be that dump.
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