Talking about crocs... I took an ex for a romantic picnic once. I had not been there before but it was a beach over looking day dream island. We set out with picnic baskets and I see a sign with a croc saying to be aware of crocs. We are walking past a croc swamp. He was like " um we are in croc territory". I said " get that bottle of wine out and if one comes at you then break the bottle and stick it in his mouth". Picnic was really nice and romantic but when we had to walk back past the croc swamp again it got all serious.
Donīt think i would like to live near crocs and stuff. Might get attacked by a wild pig here in the Woods but thatīs about it...
Come to think of it would have spared me heart ache if a croc had of got him.
Got robbed by 2 dirty cops in Rio De Janeiro. Me and a bro stumbled out of a club pissy drunk at 3am and got stop by 2 cops asking if we had any illegal drugs on us. Earlier that day I went to the atm for close to 1k in reais and had it on me. These assholes asked why I was carrying so much cash and threatened to arrest me if I didn't hand it over. I was so shit faced I just wanted it all to be over and complied. Woke up the next morning mad as hell
remind me never to cross you Baby Doll..
Wandered into South Side Chicago years ago luckily looking like me has its advantages as people were looking, some pointing and laughing!
Having a gun pointed at my head, by an armed robber with a skinny fat boy physique.
lol
I think you would have liked her. My friends all thought she was cool. She was more of a buddy than a warm fuzzy mom type to me. She liked to say she was my big sister.One time she invited a bunch of my friends to join us on a beach trip to Santa Monica. My mom always wore "two piece" swimsuits, a precursor to bikinis. Like you, before your breast augmentation, my mom was pretty flat chested. She would insert "falsies" into her top so she'd have those pointy 50's boobs. Anyway, she was out getting wet to cool off from tanning and her top came off. The rubber falsies started to float away. I heard her calling to my friends who were out in the surf too, to grab them. I was mortified. My friends thought is was great....bunch of horny teenage boys. Yes, my mom was something else. I miss her a lot.
15 years ago. Venice-Ghost town (the Hood). At 2am! (back then a Gang-Drug infested area.) Having an argument with Gangbangers and getting in a car shootout! Racing thru Venice doing 90 miles an hour and shooting at the same time. The feeling of probably getting shot and killed in my bronco was by far the scariest and most dangerous situation I have been in. They just gave up eventually. Not to mention I had problems sleeping for a couple nights. No bullshit.
Planning on visiting LA next year, wanted to be near Venice beach or Santa Monica. These aces any safer now (travelling with the wife). Where's best to stash in LA?Off topic slightly, sorry!
When I was a teenager I had to walk home from the gym (around 1AM) during a lightening storm. Seriously, the lightening was non-stop and It was kinda scary (yet awesome).But the only thing that terrifies my now = ESFitness
Did Any of you fools ever dare to "step" to this thug while in Venice?
