Author Topic: Bruise on my fingernail looks like a person (pics) (Read 3673 times)

Lustral · « **on:** June 18, 2014, 03:07:59 PM »

Clearly wearing a black v-neck with a white shirt and black tie underneath.

If wondering where my index finger is I couldn't be fucked cleaning a 4th nail

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #1 on:** June 18, 2014, 03:11:27 PM »

A nail biter I see.

Lustral · « **Reply #2 on:** June 18, 2014, 03:12:14 PM »

A nail biter I see.

No just peel them when they piss me off (ie scrape me or gf).

Waller · « **Reply #3 on:** June 18, 2014, 03:12:30 PM »

It's a ninja. Maybe this is what Flex really meant

nasht5 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 18, 2014, 03:19:25 PM »

I see Jesus, the hebrew version

Lustral · « **Reply #5 on:** June 18, 2014, 03:20:02 PM »

I see Jesus, the hebrew version

Nah, this guy is dressed like he has a job.

nasht5 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 18, 2014, 03:21:03 PM »

then again... it could be sting.

bradistani · « **Reply #7 on:** June 18, 2014, 03:21:38 PM »

resembles the true, hebrew messiah. a sign perhaps

advent 2: he's back and he's black

Lustral · « **Reply #8 on:** June 18, 2014, 03:23:49 PM »

I'll close door on another few fingers and see if I can get some disciples.

nasht5 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 18, 2014, 03:24:55 PM »

judas is the middle finger

BB · « **Reply #10 on:** June 18, 2014, 03:27:27 PM »

The Biz Markie nail

!!!!

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Hulkotron · « **Reply #11 on:** June 18, 2014, 03:31:25 PM »

Which bear-top's butthole were you fingering when you received this?

Lustral · « **Reply #12 on:** June 18, 2014, 03:34:02 PM »

I'll close door on another few fingers and see if I can get some disciples.

DanielPaul · « **Reply #13 on:** June 18, 2014, 03:46:57 PM »

Is that a wart on you mid finger

Lustral · « **Reply #14 on:** June 18, 2014, 03:48:25 PM »

Is that a wart on you mid finger

nah I burnt it making a sammich. Last time I give gf a night off

Lustral · « **Reply #15 on:** June 18, 2014, 05:44:59 PM »

Quick bump, got 12 places free for apostles, gotta figure out how to maim myself.

calfzilla · « **Reply #16 on:** June 18, 2014, 05:50:41 PM »

Blacks

Lustral · « **Reply #17 on:** June 18, 2014, 05:55:00 PM »

Blacks

If you're talking about bruise

If not, melanotan, I'm Irish and naturally paler than tracing paper.

spotter · « **Reply #18 on:** June 18, 2014, 05:55:59 PM »

I see Jesus, the hebrew version

The finger nail can be sold on ebay!!!

Knooger · « **Reply #19 on:** June 18, 2014, 06:01:06 PM »

A nail biter I see.

I'm guessing pillow biter.

Knooger · « **Reply #20 on:** June 18, 2014, 06:02:16 PM »

Your middle finger is thicker than my cock.

Parker · « **Reply #21 on:** June 18, 2014, 07:12:32 PM »

I clearly see a sword behind his back. This is clearly a member of the infamous Shadow Khan Ninja Clan.

Mr Anabolic · « **Reply #22 on:** June 18, 2014, 07:20:43 PM »

Dirty fingernails = dirty butt crack

calfzilla · « **Reply #23 on:** June 18, 2014, 07:25:56 PM »

If you're talking about bruise

If not, melanotan, I'm Irish and naturally paler than tracing paper.

Bruise.

Lustral · « **Reply #24 on:** August 26, 2014, 02:22:23 PM »

Update - got pissed off and just ripped fingernail off tonight.