Author Topic: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle (Read 5806 times)

A Righteous Sort · « **on:** June 19, 2014, 12:14:43 PM »

One can break the spines of German shepherds with his bare hands,
the other has single handedly held off swat teams.

Discuss

I ETA PI · « **Reply #1 on:** June 19, 2014, 12:24:41 PM »

Which one knows more about gorillas?

Princess L · « **Reply #2 on:** June 19, 2014, 12:25:08 PM »

No comparison. SMM was in a league of a$$holes all his own.

D-Cord · « **Reply #3 on:** June 19, 2014, 12:49:29 PM »

I have been told that both are stand up gentlemen.

Maybe it's just a rumour.

falco · « **Reply #4 on:** June 19, 2014, 12:57:26 PM »

Another day another gimmick.

bigmc · « **Reply #5 on:** June 19, 2014, 01:04:01 PM »

Esf is a good poster taking everything into consideration

Smm not so much

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #6 on:** June 19, 2014, 01:13:44 PM »

SMM was one of the best, most entertaining posters ever on this board

ESFitness · « **Reply #7 on:** June 19, 2014, 02:16:39 PM »

I negotiated my surrender for a can of beer. no shit. after they zip tied me up and took me to the.. shit.. whatever you call their 'base' room they were using for the negoatiting, 'command post'? I dunno.. anyways.. they cut the zipties from behind me and ziptie me in the front and sure enough, bring in a can of Miller Lite. I though they were bullshitting me, but nope, there it was, nice and cold. tasted not bad either, after 8hrs of waiting for them to bash through the doors and windows. lol

i'll never drink another Miller Lite again in my life, however. lol

Royalty · « **Reply #8 on:** June 19, 2014, 02:49:01 PM »

I've witnessed ESFitness attack and kill a Special Ops Commando in broad daylight (dry cleaners).

This Thread = OVER

Hulkotron · « **Reply #9 on:** June 19, 2014, 02:51:10 PM »

Quote from: bigmc on June 19, 2014, 01:04:01 PM

Esf is a good poster taking everything into consideration

Smm not so much

Agreed

ESFitness · « **Reply #10 on:** June 19, 2014, 02:51:39 PM »

Quote from: Royalty on June 19, 2014, 02:49:01 PM

I've witnessed ESFitness attack and kill a Special Ops Commando in broad daylight (dry cleaners).

This Thread = OVER

nonsense

no witnesses

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #11 on:** June 19, 2014, 02:53:18 PM »

Pumpster laying the smack down.

Lustral · « **Reply #12 on:** June 19, 2014, 03:47:47 PM »

I was accused of being SMM when I started here. I posted a pic and raged a bit.

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #13 on:** June 19, 2014, 04:36:55 PM »

The irresistible force of disrespect (SMM) meets the immoveable object of non disrespecting (EFS)

Black holes and anti matter are created in the aftermath.

haider · « **Reply #14 on:** June 19, 2014, 05:53:11 PM »

ESF is a quantum leap from SMM. pathological bullshitter.

JBGRAY · « **Reply #15 on:** June 19, 2014, 06:26:39 PM »

I have a prison tattoo on my ass courtesy of ESFitness. He works wonders with an old cassette player Walkman, used needles, and Skittles candy shells.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #16 on:** June 19, 2014, 06:34:25 PM »

Esfitness is a top tier poster. Very entertaining. You almost want to call bullshit, but then you dont because there is a chance he isn't bullshit.

He has been known to deal with disrespect very swiftly. If a #hater ever takes ES out, a choir of Valkyries will wing him off to Gearlhalla with great haste where he can enjoy an eternity of Miller Lite, sushi, and Mac N Cheese....using the skulls of Australian women with foul mouths as his bowl and an a 100ml beaker as his Challice.

It was once said that there is a little bit of ES in all warriors. The Jews cut theirs off.

Royalty · « **Reply #17 on:** June 19, 2014, 07:57:17 PM »

ESFitness builds things like this for fun

Hulkotron · « **Reply #18 on:** June 19, 2014, 08:01:34 PM »

Quote from: visualizeperfection on June 19, 2014, 06:34:25 PM

Esfitness is a top tier poster. Very entertaining. You almost want to call bullshit, but then you dont because there is a chance he isn't bullshit.

He has been known to deal with disrespect very swiftly. If a #hater ever takes ES out, a choir of Valkyries will wing him off to Gearlhalla with great haste where he can enjoy an eternity of Miller Lite, sushi, and Mac N Cheese....using the skulls of Australian women with foul mouths as his bowl and an a 100ml beaker as his Challice.

It was once said that there is a little bit of ES in all warriors. The Jews cut theirs off.

Excellent

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #19 on:** June 19, 2014, 08:02:43 PM »

ESFitness is the Spike channel come to life

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #20 on:** June 20, 2014, 03:19:22 AM »

who is this suckymymuscle character btw...

someone give me the rundown

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #21 on:** June 20, 2014, 03:37:58 AM »

Quote from: ESFitness on June 19, 2014, 02:16:39 PM

I negotiated my surrender for a can of beer. no shit. after they zip tied me up and took me to the.. shit.. whatever you call their 'base' room they were using for the negoatiting, 'command post'? I dunno.. anyways.. they cut the zipties from behind me and ziptie me in the front and sure enough, bring in a can of Miller Lite. I though they were bullshitting me, but nope, there it was, nice and cold. tasted not bad either, after 8hrs of waiting for them to bash through the doors and windows. lol

i'll never drink another Miller Lite again in my life, however. lol

epic... lol

classic getbig

wolfrittner · « **Reply #22 on:** June 20, 2014, 03:40:11 AM »

If ESFitness would have been in Jaws, the movie would have been a 10 min. Documentary about Sushi.

BigCyp · « **Reply #23 on:** June 20, 2014, 03:40:33 AM »

If I met ESFitness at the gym and he started telling me a bullshit story I would punch him in the ear

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #24 on:** June 20, 2014, 03:41:53 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on June 20, 2014, 03:40:33 AM

If I met ESFitness at the gym and he started telling me a bullshit story I would punch him in the ear

you're not equipped for this, tree-hugger. business is not something you're versed in, just tap out.

I've owned businesses, managed businesses, and invested in businesses. Clippers ain't a public company, I assume sterling owns a controlling share, if not 100%. you can't force a man to sell his business. if he were CEO, the board of directors could vote on terminating him, but he's not elected (hired). it's like forcing Sergey and the other guy to sell Google.com..... you can't do it. Sure, you can fire Eric Schmidt (although I believe he's stepped down already... beside the point), but you can't force Sergey and other guy (the owners) to sell.... the same way you can't force zuckerberg to sell his interest in Facebook..... the same way Annaly Capital can't force me to sell my shares because of something other shareholders see me posting on Getbig. that's not how it works kid.