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JOHN MATRIX

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"taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« on: June 20, 2014, 07:28:48 AM »
"A hot new york city afternoon  calls for short shorts, and Taylor Swift kept cool in a red pair during a lunch date with friends on thursday, june 19th. The 24 yr old matched her shorts with a navy jacket, a white button down and some booties."

-number one news headline on Yahoo news.

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CalvinH

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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2014, 07:32:12 AM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on June 20, 2014, 07:28:48 AM
"A hot new york city afternoon  calls for short shorts, and Taylor Swift kept cool in a red pair during a lunch date with friends on thursday, june 19th. The 24 yr old matched her shorts with a navy jacket, a white button down and some booties."

-number one news headline on Yahoo news.

Generation Nothing/Generation Selfie.


Pic or this thread is useless >:(
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MORTALCOIL

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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2014, 07:34:18 AM »
I took a good shit this morning, lasted less than 3 minutes, feces had perfect texture, not too hard, not too soft. Was surprised to learn CNN will cover it later this evening though.
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Skorp1o

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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2014, 07:35:16 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on June 20, 2014, 07:32:12 AM

Pic or this thread is useless >:(

exactly, WHEN will people learn
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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2014, 07:40:44 AM »
No pic  >:(
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Knooger

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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2014, 07:43:47 AM »
Quote from: MORTALCOIL on June 20, 2014, 07:34:18 AM
I took a good shit this morning, lasted less than 3 minutes, feces had perfect texture, not too hard, not too soft. Was surprised to learn CNN will cover it later this evening though.

Even without a pic I still came hard to this post.
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MORTALCOIL

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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2014, 07:53:30 AM »
Quote from: Knooger on June 20, 2014, 07:43:47 AM
Even without a pic I still came hard to this post.

Need a pic of said "hardness". No homo. Or slightly at best.
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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2014, 07:58:21 AM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on June 20, 2014, 07:28:48 AM
"A hot new york city afternoon  calls for short shorts, and Taylor Swift kept cool in a red pair during a lunch date with friends on thursday, june 19th. The 24 yr old matched her shorts with a navy jacket, a white button down and some booties."

-number one news headline on Yahoo news.

Generation Nothing/Generation Selfie.
great info thanks
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Stan Diego

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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2014, 08:01:21 AM »
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Skorp1o

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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2014, 08:03:21 AM »


No she's hot....annoying when she opens her mouth and shitty songs but would not kick her out of bed
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The Onion

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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2014, 08:09:33 AM »
I wonder if Branch Warren listens to country in his truck.  ???
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Skorp1o

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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2014, 08:19:49 AM »
Quote from: The Onion on June 20, 2014, 08:09:33 AM
I wonder if Branch Warren listens to country in his truck.  ???

That's not a truck that's a Mini Cooper that looks like a truck when Branch stands next to it.
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JOHN MATRIX

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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2014, 08:22:19 AM »
Quote from: The Onion on June 20, 2014, 08:09:33 AM
I wonder if Branch Warren listens to country in his truck.  ???

One of the funniest pics ever on getbig  ;D
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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2014, 12:25:04 PM »


I'd take the friend instead if I didn't know the gawky one was filthy rich. And by friend, I don't mean mr. Fatceps on the right
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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2014, 01:14:10 PM »
News is what picture/video people will look at most, not what is most important.
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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2014, 01:29:08 PM »
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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2014, 01:44:49 PM »
I'd like to feast on her crotch.
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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2014, 02:57:06 PM »
Would pay money to be her toilet paper.
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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2014, 02:58:34 PM »
6 out of 10
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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2014, 10:10:32 PM »
Quote from: Rambone on June 20, 2014, 12:25:04 PM
I'd take the friend instead if I didn't know the gawky one was filthy rich. And by friend, I don't mean mr. Fatceps on the right

I'll second that.  I will state that I find Swift strangely alluring in a mannequinish way.

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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2014, 10:16:14 PM »
Quote from: Skorp1o on June 20, 2014, 08:03:21 AM
No she's hot....annoying when she opens her mouth and shitty songs but would not kick her out of bed
she has no ass
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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2014, 12:21:18 AM »
Looks like a mannequin from the boy's section at Sears with makeup on it.
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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2014, 12:23:14 AM »


Wider than Heath!
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catracho

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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2014, 12:24:19 AM »

wearing a sweater on a hot day, WNH!
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Re: "taylor swift dons short shorts for afternoon lunch"
« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2014, 12:59:25 AM »


Why is soul crusher walking next to her?
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