Look in the mirror, man.
I have...fuck me twice I'm handsome 
You have a pool of drugs in your ass.
200mg Masteron propionate a week
You drive a car you could never afford to fix
It's new, why would I need to fix it

You fuck girls with no self respect.
Haven't carried out psychometric testing on them
But the sex was amazing
And you take pictures of it.
HTC 8meg HD camera

All to impress a group of mostly gay men.
Only gay if you want them to be
Anything else? come at me bro....