A prime example of how TrueAdonis contradicts himself and is an ass

[Method101]

  Humans are poor runners and do not have the body for it at all.  The bipedal thing is not meant for it at all. 

I can run forever.  Easiest thing I know how to do. 

Notice the short timespan between the two posts.

[HonestBob]

He also owns your mind by the looks of things.

[Hulkotron]

Yes posting such a thread is a strong indication of mental real estate in Adonis's possession, sorry Method.

[_aj_]

Those two statements are not contradictory. In his opinion, the human body in general isn't physiologically good for running. He, specifically, can "run forever".

[The True Adonis]

Notice the short timespan between the two posts.

What don`t you understand genius?

I can run long distances on autopilot, am really good at it, and no longer do it.  I know its bad for me and not beneficial in any way.  I also know that it wreaks havoc on the human body, especially running on pavement.  I also know that humans are relatively poor runners compared to Greyhounds.

What does this all mean?  It means the only contradiction is that you can`t seem to understand that you are a complete moron, despite me pointing out the obvious.

[flipper5470]

Humans are ...relative to Saint Bernard's...not good at drooling.    Well...maybe some of you...

[The True Adonis]

Those two statements are not contradictory. In his opinion, the human body in general isn't physiologically good for running. He, specifically, can "run forever".

I don`t think he realizes that the word contradiction doesn`t mean what he thinks it means.

[Roger Bacon]

True Adonis is a genius and a master troll.

He makes trolls like me look like Shizzo in comparison.

[Tapeworm]

This guy is gonna bake yur biscuts. 

[Shockwave]

Those statements are NOT contradictory in any way.
One is a statement on humans ability to run.

Another is a statement on HIS ability to run.

One is about an entire species compared to the rest of the animal kingdom.

The other is a statement about his personal ability as a human, not compared to the rest of the animal kingdom.

[wolfrittner]

True Adonis is a genius and a master troll.

He makes trolls like me look like Shizzo in comparison.

[falco]

Maybe True Adonis perceives himself as a greyhound so there is no contradiction at all.

[Roger Bacon]

Maybe True Adonis perceives himself as a greyhound so there is no contradiction at all.

lol

[The True Adonis]

[the trainer]

The only thing adonis is good at is baking pies he should get back in the kitchen asap that is where he belongs.

[falco]

The only thing adonis is good at is baking pies he should get back in the kitchen asap that is where he belongs.

He could help you prepare your meals until August, think about it.

[Papper]

I estimate this dogs shoulder width to be about 1,5 heaths.

[no one]

i wish i could run. it just doesnt 'feel' right to me. does that make sense to anyone?

[Dr.J]

What don`t you understand genius?

I can run long distances on autopilot, am really good at it, and no longer do it.  I know its bad for me and not beneficial in any way.  I also know that it wreaks havoc on the human body, especially running on pavement.  I also know that humans are relatively poor runners compared to Greyhounds.

What does this all mean?  It means the only contradiction is that you can`t seem to understand that you are a complete moron, despite me pointing out the obvious.

Wouldn't you have to technically say that you "used" to be good at it since you no longer do it?  And why is running of nobenefit?

[calfzilla]

Basically with humans being bipedal we are much slower but have way way more endurance. It's why our ancestors could chase a deer for miles and when it tired we would smash it over the head and feast.

[Big Chiro Flex]

i wish i could run. it just doesnt 'feel' right to me. does that make sense to anyone?

Yes I feel strange feelings when watching you run as well bro.

[Dr Kincaid]

I estimate this dogs shoulder width to be about 1,5 heaths.

Minimum, maybe more but is clearly off season.

[The Ugly]

Quite fond of the word "moron."